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Ooof that's a brutal penalties double whammy.

How are yous watching the Ireland match then? Cos all I'm seeing is Amazon want PPV coin for it and they can fuck right off obviously. You're all gonna tell me it's the dodgy stick aren't you?

BRING OUT THE BRANSTON!

Keira Shiteley, am I right?

Just walked in on the wife watching Celebrity Lingo to hear her shout "It's H you cunts!" That's why I married her.

Hearing Ipswich Town have renamed their stadium Deportman Road

Every week he gets a new job he isn't very good at. It's very on the nose.

Older heads than me, would Tottenham going down be the biggest shock relegation since Man U in the early 70s? Or would it be Tottenham in 1977?

Are itv showing the entire Sky coverage of the final including commentators, presenters and pundits, on purpose or cos they fucked up?

Well said. This is the thing really. Whatever you think about the US SNL or Sky or whatever, we're getting live UK comedy by relatively new names on Saturday night TV. This is a good thing. Also, as a bonus it's good! #SNLUK

Despite all the reservations, that was actually good. Well done to everyone involved! Enjoyed that way more than the American version. #SNLUK

Shakespeare: "I got a cunty little earring"! The Americans could never. #SNLUK

Fair dos, Weekend Update has been excellent. Multiple genuine laugh out loud gags there. Whoever wrote that, hats off! I'll bet the writers room went through about 30 combinations of names before landing on the jackpot of Saddam Walliams. #SNLUK

Captain Birdseye! Although this time he's Irish? #SNLUK

I'm predicting now, the breakout star is gonna be Jack Shep. #SNLUK

This internet sketch is actually good. Fair play. #SNLUK

The David Attenborough bloke doesn't half sound like the Keir Starmer bloke. It's the same impression. #SNLUK

Who's up ready for hate-watching * Saturday Night Like UK then? *It might be alright tbf

Fucking boss that. Up The Fucking Toffees!

Everton eh. Bloody hell!

OOOOHH BETO! What a finish!

Woke up this morning thinking of the 1990s snooker-based quiz show Big Break. Now I'm thinking they should bring that back. Obviously JV is sadly too dead, and Jim Davidson too much of a bell-end, to host. So, who would you say would be good? I'll suggest Lee Mack & John Parrott.

Luckily, she really liked it. So the marriage survives!

The missus has somehow never seen Blazing Saddles. Boy is she in for a real Friday night treat!

Just seen 5 minutes of Comic Relief.

Chucked-it Norris. Is that anything? Fucked Norris? You get the idea anyway.

Chuck Norris is...

you ever think about how they made a wonderful little Fletch movie where Jon Hamm got to be a silly goose and then it got buried into streaming hell and mostly forgotten?

Also, ref Chuck Norris. Stop what you're doing and WATCH THIS!

Chuck Norris was a knob by all accounts but Invasion USA is one of the unintentionally funniest films you'll ever see.

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Have to say this is class and that's coming from a huge Daddies fan

I usually say the obvious answer to this, which is of course, Bohemian Rhapsody. But I can also promise you that more than 3 plays of that bloody Crazy Frog song and I'd fold quicker than an origami champion.

You'll never guess the name of Ol' Dirty Bastard's son... www.theguardian.com/music/2026/m...

Literally The Joke returns. Looking forward to bringing my show to the Rik Mayall Comedy Festival, Droitwich, on Tuesday 2nd June. www.rikmayallcomedyfestival.com/events/craig...

Guess who just blundered onto the busiest fucking train possible from Manchester to Liverpool at 4pm? It was like an Irish cosplay fever dream. Not an Irish, scouse or manc accent amongst em! Oh and Manchester get your own bloody St Patrick's Day piss-up, you mefs!

This is the worst Toto-related incident since Jeff Porcaro died mowing his lawn. #oncinema #otatc

Somehow both the lowest and highest stakes moment of this entire series. #oncinema #ocatc

Dootle Dots was quality and that's coming from a huge Teletubbies fan! #oncinema #ocatc

Woody AI len! #oncinema

Not gonna lie, Lake Havasu looks class #oncinema

I see Gregg has Wings, 1927, 147 minutes. #oncinema

Right, can any of yous catch me up now?! What have I missed? #oncinema #ocatc

I'll be honest just getting quite fed up by it all now, this is the worst it's ever been. Usually don't miss this much of the actual show. #ocatc

Well I guess I'm watching the catch up version cos the fucking app is fucking fucked #ocatc #oncinema

Is the app fucked for anyone else or just me? #oncinema #ocatc

I had the literal fever last year and had to watch in bed. This year I'm pouring some bubbly and popping up some popcorn as nature intended. #OCOS #OnCinema