Phony Clifton
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Rubbish jokes, inane observations, low effort, you get the idea. Everton fan. You're bored now.
Liam and Noel Gallagher, 1997. I'm quote joking myself alright. No, YOU fuck off!
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Of all the random ex-footballers the BBC could find, how in the name of God do you end up with Lucas Leiva?
22 minutes ago
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What a save Vargas! Take a bow son!
34 minutes ago
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We're all Colombia tonight right?
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Yerri Mina Scores Penalty & Celebrates
Alt: Yerri Mina Scores Penalty & Celebrates
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about 1 hour ago
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Bloody hell Steve Clarke. Scotland were pure shite but that's fair play to the man leaving that 4 year contract coin on the table. Insane decision by the SFA in the first place like but fair dos.
about 1 hour ago
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He must be bloody loaded as well the big twerp. Andy Burnham should bring in a special tax just on him.
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about 2 hours ago
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Oh look it's the England world cup replica twat again. Hooray!
about 2 hours ago
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Henderson's on
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Lokesh Gocher Pointing and Dancing
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about 2 hours ago
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Hydration Break
about 2 hours ago
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GET GORDON ON TUCHEL!
about 3 hours ago
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Well of all the halves of football in the World Cup, that was certainly one of them.
about 3 hours ago
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Hydration Break
about 3 hours ago
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Reporting back from the front line. It's rough out there people! Got home and there's no cold beer in the house. The old can in the freezer for 15 minutes however works a treat. Follow me for more fascinating updates in a similar ilk.
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about 5 hours ago
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That's 2 days running now 2 different supermarkets have cancelled our groceries delivery. Now I have to go up the Tesco's in person like a regular schnook. Feel like Henry Hill at the end of Goodfellas, I'm not going to lie.
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Gimp GIF Tutorial
Alt: Goodfellas Henry hill says and now it's all over
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about 11 hours ago
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The Taking Of Pelham One Two Three
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about 22 hours ago
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MBS, Newcastle United, LIV Golf, That boxing bastard Turki, The next but one World Cup, can you hear me? You sports washing shitheads can you hear me? MBS can you hear me? Your boys took a hell of a beating!
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Waving Flag of Cape Verde
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about 23 hours ago
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At 1-0 if you're Spain here you probably sub your star players don't you rather than let Uruguay do Uruguay things to them?
#Shithouses
about 23 hours ago
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ITV1 studio pundits have smashed the Beeb in the World Cup coverage so far. Obviously Emma Hayes has been a huge success but also Big Dunc and Ange have been great. Unfortunately for itv, Ally McCoist and Seb Hutchinson aside, their commentary teams are utter shite!
about 24 hours ago
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Who the fuck are these clown commentators on ITV4 for the Cape Verde v Saudi match? It's embarrassing
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Roy Keane Really
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about 24 hours ago
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Come on Cape Verde lads, give em the bone saw!
1 day ago
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Episode 7,623 of BUY PHYSICAL MEDIA
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1 day ago
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We got this in York last year. Looking at it today I'm intrigued by this Cat Gallery. Is it a gallery of cat paintings? Did cats do the paintings? Or is it a gallery for cats? Like are cats the patrons? So many questions.
1 day ago
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Tubular Bell-end
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1 day ago
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Back garden barbecue in this weather?
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Stephen Toast: Don't Mind If I Do Ooh
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1 day ago
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I'm Mamdani! Are we all Mamdani?
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1 day ago
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Go ead Ecuador!
2 days ago
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If I had a quid for every TV series I've seen Adrian Dunbar in in the last year where they somehow shoehorn in him singing for no good reason, well I'd have Β£2. Which isn't a lot but it's still peculiar.
2 days ago
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That Matt Le Tissier is actually a stooge of the establishment to discredit conspiracy theory people by being clearly so much of a loon.
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2 days ago
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This is well worth a read. Nostalgia ain't what it used to be
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3 days ago
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Daryl's been through the ringer lately. He's gone from Pee's Gone to Piss On My List. I heard he did ask Oates if he could have a kidney but he said 'I can't go for that, no can do'.
3 days ago
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Like a 2025 Oasis concert I'm gonna guess.
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3 days ago
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So Barcelona let Rashford walk for half the money they're shelling out on the ridiculously inferior Gordon? And people wonder why they're nearly bankrupt.
4 days ago
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Hydration Break
4 days ago
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Oh alright then, if no onene else will.
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4 days ago
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Gordon's weak as piss isn't he?
4 days ago
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England have been absolutely shite tonight. And somehow that cunt of a band have returned. Coincidence? It's your choice.
4 days ago
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Hydration Break
4 days ago
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Well such has been the excitement in this match so far all I have to say is for England games it's BBC 1 ITV 0. Solely on the grounds that Guy Mowbray & Shearer don't actively anger you like Matterface & Dixon.
4 days ago
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Just come inside to watch the match, did anyone snub Partey or did they not even show it? I know it doesn't really matter but I'm nosey!
4 days ago
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I'm so glad I got home late and didn't bother watching Portugal. Fuck that psychopathic rapist bastard
4 days ago
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Absolute bastard of a journey home from work today because of course all the trains went to ratshit in the heat. Cold beer or two when I finally get in?
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Jim Says Yes
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4 days ago
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Reminder to keep your bottoms clean in this hot weather folks. You do not want to look like you're smuggling 2 pence pieces in your kecks!
4 days ago
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6 days ago
While browsing Airbnb's I came accross this place where the host 'Dave', an ex school head teacher, absolutely berates anyone who leaves even a 4* review π π€¦. Will post some of the reviews and responses in this thread below πΏπ
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Justice! That was never a pen
5 days ago
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Bloody well played Cape Verde! This is as bad as I've seen a Uruguay team at a World Cup in years but nevertheless that's another great result against World Cup royalty. Fancy them to beat the Saudis now, go on lads!
6 days ago
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Cape Verde keeper got away with one there
6 days ago
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Oh this match is drunker than I am!
6 days ago
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Wyndham Clark, you can take all your US Open trophies and medals and all your pots and all your pans into the biggest fucking dustbin you can find, because you've never won any of them fairly. You've done it all by bloody cheating.
6 days ago
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Wyndham Clark is a Bastard Man!
6 days ago
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Saudis are getting bone sawed here by Spain!
6 days ago
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