Liam and Noel Gallagher, 1997. I'm quote joking myself alright. No, YOU fuck off!

Of all the random ex-footballers the BBC could find, how in the name of God do you end up with Lucas Leiva?

What a save Vargas! Take a bow son!

We're all Colombia tonight right?

Bloody hell Steve Clarke. Scotland were pure shite but that's fair play to the man leaving that 4 year contract coin on the table. Insane decision by the SFA in the first place like but fair dos.

He must be bloody loaded as well the big twerp. Andy Burnham should bring in a special tax just on him.

Oh look it's the England world cup replica twat again. Hooray!

Henderson's on

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GET GORDON ON TUCHEL!

Well of all the halves of football in the World Cup, that was certainly one of them.

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Reporting back from the front line. It's rough out there people! Got home and there's no cold beer in the house. The old can in the freezer for 15 minutes however works a treat. Follow me for more fascinating updates in a similar ilk.

That's 2 days running now 2 different supermarkets have cancelled our groceries delivery. Now I have to go up the Tesco's in person like a regular schnook. Feel like Henry Hill at the end of Goodfellas, I'm not going to lie.

The Taking Of Pelham One Two Three

MBS, Newcastle United, LIV Golf, That boxing bastard Turki, The next but one World Cup, can you hear me? You sports washing shitheads can you hear me? MBS can you hear me? Your boys took a hell of a beating!

At 1-0 if you're Spain here you probably sub your star players don't you rather than let Uruguay do Uruguay things to them? #Shithouses

ITV1 studio pundits have smashed the Beeb in the World Cup coverage so far. Obviously Emma Hayes has been a huge success but also Big Dunc and Ange have been great. Unfortunately for itv, Ally McCoist and Seb Hutchinson aside, their commentary teams are utter shite!

Who the fuck are these clown commentators on ITV4 for the Cape Verde v Saudi match? It's embarrassing

Come on Cape Verde lads, give em the bone saw!

Episode 7,623 of BUY PHYSICAL MEDIA

We got this in York last year. Looking at it today I'm intrigued by this Cat Gallery. Is it a gallery of cat paintings? Did cats do the paintings? Or is it a gallery for cats? Like are cats the patrons? So many questions.

Tubular Bell-end

Back garden barbecue in this weather?

I'm Mamdani! Are we all Mamdani?

Go ead Ecuador!

If I had a quid for every TV series I've seen Adrian Dunbar in in the last year where they somehow shoehorn in him singing for no good reason, well I'd have £2. Which isn't a lot but it's still peculiar.

That Matt Le Tissier is actually a stooge of the establishment to discredit conspiracy theory people by being clearly so much of a loon.

This is well worth a read. Nostalgia ain't what it used to be

Daryl's been through the ringer lately. He's gone from Pee's Gone to Piss On My List. I heard he did ask Oates if he could have a kidney but he said 'I can't go for that, no can do'.

Like a 2025 Oasis concert I'm gonna guess.

So Barcelona let Rashford walk for half the money they're shelling out on the ridiculously inferior Gordon? And people wonder why they're nearly bankrupt.

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Oh alright then, if no onene else will.

Gordon's weak as piss isn't he?

England have been absolutely shite tonight. And somehow that cunt of a band have returned. Coincidence? It's your choice.

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Well such has been the excitement in this match so far all I have to say is for England games it's BBC 1 ITV 0. Solely on the grounds that Guy Mowbray & Shearer don't actively anger you like Matterface & Dixon.

Just come inside to watch the match, did anyone snub Partey or did they not even show it? I know it doesn't really matter but I'm nosey!

I'm so glad I got home late and didn't bother watching Portugal. Fuck that psychopathic rapist bastard

Absolute bastard of a journey home from work today because of course all the trains went to ratshit in the heat. Cold beer or two when I finally get in?

Reminder to keep your bottoms clean in this hot weather folks. You do not want to look like you're smuggling 2 pence pieces in your kecks!

While browsing Airbnb's I came accross this place where the host 'Dave', an ex school head teacher, absolutely berates anyone who leaves even a 4* review 😅🤦. Will post some of the reviews and responses in this thread below 🍿😅

Justice! That was never a pen

Bloody well played Cape Verde! This is as bad as I've seen a Uruguay team at a World Cup in years but nevertheless that's another great result against World Cup royalty. Fancy them to beat the Saudis now, go on lads!

Cape Verde keeper got away with one there

Oh this match is drunker than I am!

Wyndham Clark, you can take all your US Open trophies and medals and all your pots and all your pans into the biggest fucking dustbin you can find, because you've never won any of them fairly. You've done it all by bloody cheating.

Wyndham Clark is a Bastard Man!

Saudis are getting bone sawed here by Spain!