OOOF! PICK THAT ONE OUT!

This AFCON final is boss entertainment!

Bloody good win that, very professional performance by them all. UTFT!

Barry lad!

With the refs I feel like I want to put it down to Hanlon's Razor: "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity." But these weirdo VAR bastards are making it hard! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanlon%...

49ers current status

Well that's the end of that game. In the words of Ringo Starr it's Goodnight Vienna

Genuinely thought the 49ers had a chance tonight against Michael McDonald's Seahawks. As we now know, that's what a fool believes.

Jesus fucking Christ. #49ers

Had a properly delicious steak tonight at Churrasco Liverpool. Top notch cookery and a nice relaxed atmosphere. Can absolutely recommend to anyone (bar vegetarians obviously).

Dear Netflix I really would prefer if you stopped recommending any of the brave stand-up comedians in black t-shirts. Thanks

Are you new here from Twitter? Giving Bluesky a try because your nazi-owned, AI-abusive-image generating social media hellhole is down today? Well don't fucking follow me. Piss off.

If you've seen anything funnier than #9 this year I wanna see it! youtu.be/KngZ2l768Jk?...

To repurpose an old Demetri Martin joke, what a great example of someone being a winner and an absolute loser at the same time. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...

I should add, obviously Stewart Lee. Have seen him loads of times and he's always great. But as we all know, famously, you don't laugh at Stew, you agree the fuck out of him.

As most of the replies are (understandably) American comedians I'll open it up to the Brits and Irish. Who are yours? Frank Skinner in 2007 Jerry Sadowitz in about 2017 Both made my face sore from laughing. *stupidly I never got around to see the Big Yin live.

Get in there! #GoNiners

Nick Sirianni, you can take a cheesesteak, shine it up nicely, dunk it in gravy, turn it sideways and stick right up your arse! Go on Niners!

Some game this. What a wild card weekend it's been!

Oh my! Jennings you magnificent bastard!

That is absolutely top tier shithousing by Green Bay #99 on Caleb Williams. Several generations of Argentinian centre halves are applauding. #NFL

I didn't think Ben Johnson and the Bears would turn back into a pumpkin THIS quickly. Embarrassing effort so far. #GBvsCHI

I suppose that's not bad news for him. If anything he's glad, right?

Well well well if it isn't the Rams shitting all over themselves? #NFL

That's the worst drop by Puka Nakua since that Adin Ross livestream. #NFL

go watch this. Dennis Waterman is VERY VERY drunk https://archive.org/details/The_25th_Annual_TV_Week_Logie_Awards_-_Dennis_Waterman_TNT-9_1983

Last thing I'm going to say about today's footy cos life's too short. But do you think that Beto pen might be the worst effort since Diana Ross at the 94 World Cup opening ceremony? youtu.be/jdKKnClSWZg?...

I'd have bet the farm on that being Ade Edmondson! I know he's never been a good technician but for a professional singer that was genuinely abysmal! #TheMaskedSinger

Janine Butcher, that cliff, 2004

Oh well that didn't take long did it? Have you ever seen worse pennos?

Dear Moyesie Please don't give McNeil a penalty in the shootout Yours all Evertonians

How did your favourite band go out? Mine went on the roof of their own office building on a January Thursday afternoon, tore each other to bits for weeks or months, then poured 1000g of talent into 100g of LP space and made their last song a masterpiece called The End.

Bobby Ball, 1984

I feel all turned around living in a Bluesky world where the Star Man is off the piss. I'll have one for you pal!

Now Matt / Matthew has turned up! Admittedly he's turned up dressed as a 1980s dork who lives with his mum and was fitted up by the police for the murder of a woman. But I know who he is at least! #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

I've watched every episode and I still go 'who's Matt?' whenever they mention his name. He's like a real life Ann off Arrested Development. #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

Having to go legal against the life policy They have offered a lot less than I was earning a week, as a montly payment. It's meant to be 60% of my earnings. Had to share this again as we've no idea how long it will take. Please share! gofund.me/820bbf64b

The all-encompassing fear when a porn video got stuck in the VHS machine. 18 million people stayed up after midnight to watch the snooker. White dogshit. Channel 5 have I got the gig or what? I'm much cheaper than Maconie!

I KNEW he was a bastard in Celebrity Traitors and when he endorsed Linehan but this really is the Last Resort for the former king of chat.

Amanda after finding out... #TheTraitorsUK

That was a hell of an episode of The Traitors. Chaos in the castle! #TheTraitors

I saw that Nadine Baggott, the skincare woman off the telly, the other day on the beach, really stirring up the waves with a bic biro. She was using her pen to pep tides.

This is fair. Keane's red was an absolute joke. Call me an arl get all you like, there's no way that a little tug on the dreads at the halfway line going for a header should be dismissable for violent conduct. That's soft as shite. But we were hanging on already with 11. Too passive again.

The game has truly gone. That's fucking ridiculous. Violent conduct for that!

Are you joking? That's not a red card surely to god? Cos why are they getting involved in this var nonsense?

After that first half how are we hanging on to a draw shitting ourselves against fucking Wolves?

The gap between the centre halves there, that was far too easy for Wolves.

It was coming wasn't it? We can't say we weren't warned

Tim Iroegbunam has been the best player on the pitch so far for me. But we've generally looked pretty good in midfield, Armstrong doesn't look at all out of place and we've been right in their faces. I'll definitely settle for that after Brentford!