Sooo…when is the revolt?

Fun idea for a screenplay or whatever you’d want to do with it: start an organization across the country that finds and abducts ICE agents when they’re alone and brings them to an unfamiliar place like the middle of the wilderness without their phones.

This is from a rubber round fired from a shotgun. The police can pretend they aren’t enciting violence all they want, but I’d guess if someone did this to you, you’d light their shit on fire

this is, in part, a consequence of Wakefield's fraud, btw. his bullshit original paper included him torturing autistic kids via their GI tracts. quite frankly i now believe every single "influencer" who has pushed this shit deserves a highly festive public execution.

And it came to pass that he groaned within himself, and covered his face with his hands, and cried aloud, "Jesus fuckin Christ.”

You had one job.

Pretty proud of this- Whata we think?

Next time

Public Service Announcment. Ladies, when you hold farts in all day so your s/o doesn’t hear them, as soon as you fall asleep you turn into a tuba.

Looks to me like they found him

What’s this look like to you?

Libsoftiktok account nuked by Bluesky moderation when that account had special privileges on Twitter even before Elon. You love to see it.

Anyone lookin to make a deal? 🥸 What’s the one thing you’d sell your soul for? 😈

Let it flow through you

It’s called “deviled eggs” because the voices whisper & make you eat 25 of them

Encouraged one guy to eat fruit and IM the asshole for eternity…

I say hey man Nice Shot

Anyone know what this means when trying to add a video?

Just spent some time wandering among all you intriguing creatures. Witnessed a woman leave a flower on every bench she passed, each with a note saying, "For you." She seemed annoyed when she finally turned around and saw me with a hand full of flowers. 😈 I imagine that she procured them the same way

Watched someone pull a 'push' door three times before realizing… then they looked around like someone else did it. Humans never fail me. 🚪😂 #peoplewatching #somebodyisalwayslooking 😈

So I guess we should spend the next 4 years coming up with insane conspiracy theories and insisting Kamala is the actual president and trump is actually a John candy robot wearing a mask..I mean it sounds fun and turnabout is fair play

Perfect.

All Hail *fill in the blank*

How did you follow so many accounts?

Lmao. Burrrrn

Anyone else watch the fireworks and pretend it’s doomsday?

So, we are digging this Trend of businesses posting Signs to discriminate against Trump supporters, but we have to take it to the next level since not everyone has their own business. It would be a shame if folks printed these signs at home, and started sneaking them into store windows