You are Elon Musk. You are the world’s richest man. You have wealth the emperors of the old worlds never dreamed of. Every good, every experience the world has to offers is open to you. You spend your days of limitless access reading and sharing the thoughts of a man named cumlasagna1.

If we are banning cell phones for kids we need to be talking about banning chatbots for boomers www.persuasion.community/p/my-chatgpt...

I genuinely believe he thinks that stealth planes are invisible, like actually to the naked eye invisible, like the one Wonder Woman flew. If he had five fewer IQ points you'd have to water him.

Nobody even talks about the Iraqi Super Gun these days

I used to work in an M&S Simply Foods. Our staff room had a phone and we were expected to answer it and deal with customer stuff even when we were on our breaks. So I disconnected the phone and threw it in the bin.

My suggestion to the BBC has been that every day in prime time they broadcast a 10 minute extract of a recent Trump speech, unedited, in all its shambling incoherence, until he agrees to withdraw his lawsuit and pay costs. And he has to hand the cheque to Sadiq Khan.

Why can't immigrants who come to the UK integrate as well as this?

How can you have a review of foreign interference in elections without, you know, reviewing past elections? Who wants a review of a film you haven’t seen yet??

Victoria Derbyshire, "The Prime Minister Keir Starmer orders a probe into foreign interference in UK politics" Nick Watt, "It's not about saying did Russia influence the Brexit referendum" Only Labour could run an investigation into foreign interference and ignore Russia's influence on Brexit 🤷‍♂️

HURRAH! Petitions are crap at making gov'ts do things they don't want to. But they are good for two things: First, making them explain why they won't do something, but second (and more important) nudging/giving them permission to do something they DO want, but that's been crowded out bandwidth-wise.

Can I just shock you? I think public transport infrastructure is good and these people should fuck off.

“People have every right to own property, but we must balance that with the demands of burglars to steal that property and sell it.” Fuck off. And tell your loser tech mates to fuck off while you’re at it. Cheers. Ta. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

Absolutely glorious thread on the Telegraph's "Whisper it" series. I would "whisper it", too, if I was putting out this much drivel...

I contend that if people choose to deliberately stream and listen to AI music for anything other than cursory evaluation, then they should be restricted to only ever listening to it in future as it is all that they deserve. www.theguardian.com/music/2025/d...

Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.

Mr @chrisgrey.bsky.social hits it out of the park this week. No other word for it. Sometimes gross, Chris's blog can feel a bit like the Domesday book, listing out the disfiguring effects of Brexitism. But there is still room for poetry. Joining has to be about identity. 1

Would be very reassuring to know how the majority of Brits are reacting to the news of Trump suing the BBC for $Bns. A: “Oh just fuck off” Or B: “Good for him” My money is on A. I can almost hear us all shouting it at the news this morning.

For those sadly delusional people in the UK who support Trump, this is going to cost you. Win or lose, this will cost British taxpayers millions, if not billions, of pounds. Just because the vile orange grifter sees another opportunity to enrich himself. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

So, Trump sues the BBC for $5Bn and puts the technology deal with the UK on hold until the US gets more concessions. Anyone still deluding themselves about that “special relationship”? No. Just the tedious parade of simpering MAGA dickheads - led, of course, by the traitorous Farage.

His career started out well, but soon went downhill quickly.

Some incredible AI dogshit here! Have been struggling with Our Mutual Friend by Dickens - see below my attempt to draw a character map to help, it's getting messy so out of curiosity I asked ChatGPT to come up with one - look at the state of it - Miss Havisham...adopted Eugene Wrayburn😂 #booksky

When he dies I’m not going to be taking the moral high ground, I’m going to be down in the swamp hooting and cackling

The people in life I feel most sorry for are TV Licence investigators. Having to deal with insufferable twats day in day out, quoting the magna carta to you must be grim.

Not sharing the Truth Social post, but I’ll give a pictorial representation instead.

mEDiCiNe iZ a VoCaTiOnZ Is that why no university fees apply to medical degrees? Is that why we give doctors social housing? Oh no, wait, none of that happens.

not the kind of behavior I expect from the winner of the fifa peace prize

one of the most unpleasant people in human history

Re: Donald Trump’s comments about Rob Reiner. Rob Reiner was a compassionate human, a devotee of democracy, a necessary moral voice and a greatly gifted creative artist. Donald Trump is a sick sociopath and a hateful person who dishonors the human race every time he opens his mouth.

Getting myself kicked out of Forbidden Planet.

🌲😸🌲😸🌲😸🌲😸🌲 A little bit of Christmas fun

This x 1,000!!!

The victim impact statements from the Paul Doyle trial in Liverpool are absolutely harrowing, an important reminder that the psychological impact of events like this can be a ls devastating as the physical. www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpo...

This policy was written on a luxury apartment balcony in Dubai, with the warm sun on Tice’s back, enjoying the moment, knowing he doesn’t have to worry about paying taxes in Britain. #ukpolitics

How it started ... How it's going. ReformUK-controlled Worcestershire council - one of three visited by Zia Yusuf's "DOGE" team, promising huge savings - has applied for permission to raise council tax by 10%! 😱 ~AA

"It was now certain that Moscow had attempted to 'influence and destabilise both the last federal election and the ongoing internal affairs of Germany' through a disinformation campaign called Storm 1516." ~AA www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

This, published by the "patriotic" Telegraph, seems to me pretty full-on, unabashed Putin apologia, blaming Europe for Putin's aggression. It is indistinguishable from the set of Kremlin-talking-points, that we have been hearing from his officials and proxies. ~AA

Where are these proud Brexiters' will-of-the-people and sovereignty arguments now? They seem to prefer being the gimp of a foreign autocrat, to accepting the wishes of the majority in their own country. Is this why they wanted to "take back control"? To hand it over? ~AA

"They've made the school nativity play WOKE 😡😡" Colin from Portsmouth.

Stand By Me is a top 3 film for bc I watched it before I was the age of the characters, when I was the same age of the characters, and many times since. It captures the loss of childhood better than any film I've ever seen. Rob Reiner's quiet magnum opus

As it turns out, the only way to stop a bad guy with a gun *isn’t* a good guy with a gun—it can be a good guy *without* a gun. Just another NRA lie.

This entire weekend

Harry Cole looks like a third-tier German war criminal seconds before the verdict

Four hours after the hero's name was released BBC News still calling him 'member of the public' His name is Ahmed el Ahmed He's a Muslim How many Jewish lives did his heroism save?

If the Daily Mail backs Reform UK at the next election, it will be the first time it hasn't supported the Conservative Party since it came out in favour of the British Union of Fascists

On a serious note about the guy who disarmed the shooter at Bondi Beach, those few seconds where you can see him considering whether to shoot him dead, and deciding not to. My God.

9 Times Kylie Jenner's Love Of Digital Multimeters Went Too Damn Far 1st Dec 2015 🔁 6 🩶 8 [url]

We should stop using euphemisms for death. My father wasn't "lost", I know exactly where he is. If my mother had "gone to a better place" I'd visit her in Cheshire.

You don't gain voters by stridently proclaiming your Christianity in the UK, you'll get an eye-roll & a muttered "Alright mate don't go on about it." One in three Americans regularly attend church. Less than one in twelve British people do. Reform lying about being Christian isn't worth it for them.