Denise, are you watching?

Football pundits on the re-emergence of the long throw. . .

Fiveankles helps to keep Manchester United in the news cycle.

Former professional footballer turned current pundit Ian Fiveankles on sports washing:

Football pundits when there's a tight offside call...

Ian Fiveankles gets to the heart of all the Arsenal hatred. . .

"The War in Iran was started by WOKES!" Colin from Portsmouth says that the war is a ruse by carbon neutral lobbyists to put up the price of oil so we all start investing in green energy.

"Any one of us is two missed pay cheques from having to live in Sandringham" 😂

"Any one of us is two missed pay cheques from having to live in Sandringham" - @explodingheads.bsky.social :chef's kiss: #ColinFromPortsmouth www.youtube.com/watch?v=W59C...

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"I'm shocked, Anthony! Peter Mandelson and Prince Andrew seemed like such stand up, decent blokes!" Colin from Portsmouth can't believe the Epstein findings.

Don;t really understand why this is a thing but it is brilliant 😂

POV Abraham Lincoln invites you to the theatre.

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Should we ban the over 65s from social media? The government are considering banning the elderly from social media as their brains haven't properly developed. But is a ban a step too far?

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"Let's invade Belgium." "All I'm saying is we pop over, we take it and we call it Greater Kent."

Stockley Park - the VAR period drama coming to ITV 1

"They've made the school nativity play WOKE 😡😡" Colin from Portsmouth.

"Nigel Farage is the ghost of Christmas Future!" Colin from Portsmouth is on the line.

Stop forcing rainbows down our throats, says Colin from Portsmouth

So how's the AI going?

Ian showing his age, again.

Should players be booed at their former clubs?

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"it's always the fault of the migrants. Except when it isn't." Colin from Portsmouth thinks we should blame immigrants for things before they even happen.

In advance of a live appearance this evening in Bethnal Green (tickets here: backyardcomedyclub.co.uk/event/link/?...) I am reminded of another speaking engagement a few years ago:

In a post truth world we are delighted to announce we now have 10 million followers.

"I painted a St George's Cross on a roundabout. What have YOU done for this country?"

Colin from Portsmouth on Epping Forest

The media every time Wrexham play

Ian looks ahead to Liverpool v Bournemouth. . .

Breaking News: 500 absolute wrong'uns arrested:

Man United are dark horses this year. All they need to do is fix the defence, sort out the midfield, learn how to score goals again, adopt a coherent tactical system and completely overhaul the dressing room mentality, according to Ian @fiveankles.bsky.social

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The guy who invented coffee

"Jeremy Corbyn starting a new party? Who is he? Oliver Cromwell? He might as well be standing over King Prince Charles and Diana II and urinating on them! That's how much he hates our country!" Colin from Portsmouth on Jeremy Corbyn and Zarah Sultana's new party.

Becoming Reform UK to stave off the threat of Reform UK

Mark's been messing about with some AI image generating. . .

"It's not climate change. It's called WEATHER."

Rate everything! Review everything! All the time.

Mark's AI Assistant is a supremely talented moron. . .

God just realised you can buy us a monthly coffee on Kofi. Like a continual show of support for some bloody hard hitting political satire. Just 3 quid a month could topple trump. Not suggesting you go ahead and do it but what a feature! ko-fi.com/explodingheads

When online tech support goes too far. . .

"I never said Brexit would be easy" says politician who definitely said Brexit would be easy.

Colin from Portsmouth on Starmer's nothing like rivers of blood speech.

New era, new pontiff, but Ian Fiveankles argues they've got big sandals to fill.

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Is AI a good thing?