So it used to be that the big pu'er factories would make their teas and then they'd have to be aged at least 10 or 15 years into get to a drinkable state. Then these little boutique operations started making cakes blended to be drunk young and people started buying those, because they're impatient.

Fist of the North Star is imperialist, Friends is imperialist atheist dreck, Mormon K-dramas are imperialist, fiction is generally imperialist, hamster suffrage is imperialist. Masscult under Maoism is inherently imperialist. Sorry to spoil your 'fun'.

Merry Christmas!

From the 1966 Sunset Magazine “Sunset Cook Book of Breads”

insanely good thing to say when you enter a room

They're calling him Jared Melos now, because democrats are going to destroy that fucking polis

(living an unexamined life) yaaaaaay haha yay wheeeeee

"i was politically aware under bush 2 and i still remember it" seems like an incredibly niche position. having a long term memory makes you a freak in political discourse just as much as seeing the future would

"He desired. He desired desiring. He desired being desired. He desired desire itself."

The secret to Yglesias Thought is that he is a Weberian who is very concerned with the ethic of responsibility but totally lacks an ethic of conviction.

"To be ignorant of what occurred before you were born is to remain always a child. For what is the worth of human life, unless it is woven into the life of our ancestors by the records of history?" Cicero, Orator, 120

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I’m from the San Francisco Bay Area, and never once in my 40 years of life have I heard a mainstream media figure say that the right — or government generally — has any obligation to treat me as an equal citizen or human being, or in any way be protected or served by the federal government.

Imperialism in one country.

This reflexive impulse to blame literally everything on profit and greed stunts a lot of left wingers understanding of international relations and conflict, as though the Rwandan Genocide must have been masterminded by Big Machete.

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coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

None survivorship left variable

[Withnail, close to tears] “I have become vulnerable in the night-time economy”.

I am just choosing to believe it’s Gen Z slang for lobotomies.

I forgot I made this I crack myself up lol

we must start a 4chan movement that 'ironically' performs acts of charity, which gradually over time inevitably become real virtue.

this is now outdated information

There should be bumble versions of every organism.

Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival

“a bucket of rats can be filled in one night” has been traditional ever since I first saw it

Tom Clancy's The Quiet American

median voter

I feel like it's a real symptom of our problems, both on this site & writ large, that a Republican President announced his intention to militarily occupy the nation's capital & folks immediately set about trying to find a way for it to be Democrats fault.

National Groverhaus

N: Sauguenay, QC S: Melbourne, VIC E: Byron Bay, NSW W: Olympic National Park, WA

Behold the rare Unknownpleasuremander.

Lysenkoist cybersyn

the theater is screening DOS Boot

Cat Power - The Covers Record Deltron 3030 s/t MFDOOM - Mm Food Electrelane - The Power Out Franz Ferdinand s/t Titus Andronicus - The Monitor PS Eliot - Introverted Romance in Our Troubled Minds Some Girl Talk or other The Courtneys s/t Home Front - Games of Power

All I see here is top notch ball security, elite contact balance, a willingness to grind out tough yards btwn the tackles, and surprising burst after he finds daylight

+ Black Dynamite and Kaili Blues write ins, which the the Times doesn't have, Vichy philistine sons of bitches that they are.

i cant stop laughing at everything about this sorry

Dunning-Kruger? No, I support Reconstruction.

Anyone who views politics in terms of sexual dominance and submission is fundamentally reactionary, even if they have leftist aesthetics.

i think, very soon, people are going to start more consistently analyzing the history of the US, from start to present, as a struggling ex-colony democracy like you would Brazil etc because these episodes make a lot more sense when you frame the competing barons/monied interests like caudillos