We now learn that Fifa had a very specific "ask" in exchange for its "Peace Award" to Trump, with loads of gold trinkets, and that was dismissal of a criminal corruption case against senior Fifa officials. And Trump granted it. Another corrupt bargain, barely noticed (and ignored by US media).

Need a less jesusy name for christmas man

Presumably you'll need to have a high percentage of racist content to be allowed in. Or jusy be one of those creepy ghouls that fawns over the billionaires that are shitting on everything.

I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit

Suppose paul dano got ugly feet huh

Wan-Bissaka Two-Bissaka Three-Bissaka Four Five-Bissaka Six-Bissaka Seven-Bissaka More

Netflix you bum. You rube.

Cookie Monster’s date: Can we talk about something else

he wants cookie, but no matter how many cookie he get he feel empty inside

[Werner Herzog voice] He is monstrous, but in a more profound sense, Cookie Monster is also a victim

The year is 2075. Every movie is about Avengers. Each movie ticket costs $200,000 and includes a small FilmMonkey™ who sits on your lap and feels your emotions for you

“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to

BREAKING: It is with profound regret that the BBC announces its political editor Chris Mason has wanked himself into a coma

Scotland mate. Fuckin incredible.

why can they not just fix it

You know who's been having it too good recently? Milkshake drinkers.

Whisky was s3nt from god to make you less shit

everyone gets so mad at the mods here for doing basic mod shit. sometimes you gotta make a little murder joke and eat a three day ban for it. that’s life baby, there’s beauty in that.

Of course maybe jesus simply looked like a dug's arse

Scottish Cuisine: Steak and haggis pie on a buttered roll. Pic: fws1978/X

Who Warned Pat Nevin? youtube.com/watch?v=7DHS...

Friday 14th November 2025. I awake to The Horror™️. Again.

(AI nana) “oh darling, I would love to tell you your favorite bedtime story, but before I do — did you know that with DraftKings, new customers bet $5 to get $200 worth of bonus bets instantly?”

I'll firework you in a minute if yer no careful

Vape ma baws

get away from me new teams logo you little freak

AI sitcom accidentally a Lynchian fever dream. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and insane lament.

Trump's goin to knock the whole White House down and just make Mar-a-Lago the official residence.

Laughing so hard at this

The weekend is here!

How do I wish thee to fuck the fuck off? Let me count the ways.

When I was your age, searching for a phrase in quotes returned results for that exact phrase

AI crying gorillas about to take Facebook by storm

Italian painter Renato Casaro has passed. His movie posters defined a lot of the 80s for me.

Me, reading entries from Roger's Profanisaurus to the family at Christmas:

the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

Me, trying to encourage my 4 year old to eat her dinner: My mum used to make me salmon, it was lovely! My four year old, laughing: YOUR MUM'S DEAD!

Have they all cancelled their netflix?

CRAPTURE mare like hahaha

Is it the rapture today then?

Sorry I was late to your wedding, my flight was canceled because my pilot posted a Charlie Kirk quote verbatim in the comments of an Instagram Reel.

Robert Deadford

'Kill all fascists' (2025) Mixed media

Fascism Apologia Monthly

a load bearing “our”