When I was your age, searching for a phrase in quotes returned results for that exact phrase

AI crying gorillas about to take Facebook by storm

Italian painter Renato Casaro has passed. His movie posters defined a lot of the 80s for me.

Me, reading entries from Roger's Profanisaurus to the family at Christmas:

the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

Me, trying to encourage my 4 year old to eat her dinner: My mum used to make me salmon, it was lovely! My four year old, laughing: YOUR MUM'S DEAD!

Have they all cancelled their netflix?

CRAPTURE mare like hahaha

Is it the rapture today then?

Sorry I was late to your wedding, my flight was canceled because my pilot posted a Charlie Kirk quote verbatim in the comments of an Instagram Reel.

Robert Deadford

'Kill all fascists' (2025) Mixed media

Fascism Apologia Monthly

a load bearing “our”

This guy kind of rules.

"political violence is never acceptable," is a phrase you don't hear politicians say after cops beat the shit out of peaceful demonstrators

Chat shit, get banged

The troubling rise of concentration camp euphemisms

Again, the exhausting thing for me in the current era is not only being treated like fucking idiots by actual idiots, but the mainstream press position that treating me like a fucking idiot is in fact the reasonable position.

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

Love cheese naan so much I could hate crime masel

Swimming is good because it's hard to worry about targets and deadlines when you're fighting against water determined to drown you to death

This gets progressively funnier with every use of the term "floppy".

With alt:

Timeline cleanse

My respect for Hugh Bonneville just went up by several notches.

Look at this response from Polanski to Sophie Ridge's attempted gotcha on flags To *finally* have a mainstream political voice standing up for racialised & minoritised communities being intimidated by the violent fash on our streets It's really not that hard, is it?

Obsessed with images of a giant promotional statue of King Kong that accidentally caught fire

And fucking so on forever

Can't believe Trump died of lung or heart failure so soon after meeting President Putin. A sad end for a proper Russophile.

Can't believe a brick falling from 30ft and landing on his balding head was what did for Trump in the end. A blunt end for a well-known masonry fan.

Can't believe Trump drowned in an undrained swamp. A cruel fate for a vociferous advocate of wetland reclamation.

Can't believe Trump was cooked and eaten by his own children. A terrible demise for a famous family man.

Can't believe Trump was ripped apart by wolves on his golf course after repeatedly tricking golf course staff into running to his aid over prank wolf attack reports. A grim end for a genuine trailblazer in the alternative facts industry.

Can't believe Trump fell out of a window while stretching for a better view of a nearby playpark where young girls were playing and broke his neck and died in a twisted mess on the ground. A tragic end for a true giant of flying to a private island owned by a sex trafficking paedo.

Can't believe Trump's elaborate hair arrangement caused his hair to become ingrown and he got an infection that progressed to sepsis and he died. A sad end to a legend of comb-over community.

Can't believe Trump choked to death on a cold McDonald's cheeseburger while shouting at Fox news. A sad end for a true titan of television.

You’ll know it’s happening for real when they move a sexier couch into the Oval Office.

very excited to finally see a trailer for this -- Psycho Goreman is so bonkers and fun and funny, and I love Daniel Bernhardt in a starring role

Rylan man. Bad times.

“Please donate so we can keep spouting daily propaganda on behalf of both Taylor Swift and wild swimming.”

The Guardian’s whole ‘please fund us because this is a fight against evil’ shtick would be more persuasive if they didn’t run endless pieces about e.g. why everyone is talking about avocado talc, written by someone called Avocado Talcum-Powder.

Guy In Philosophy Class Needs To Shut The Fuck Up https://theonion.com/guy-in-philosophy-class-needs-to-shut-the-fuck-up-1819568055/

Citizens Theatre is open again. Absolute yaaas.

when your brand is even too toxic for a guy who knows where shelly miscavige is

Set fire to racists

Keanu's Back 🇦🇺 St Mirren Football Club is thrilled to announce the return of Keanu Baccus who rejoins Saints on a deal until summer 2027 with an option of a further year subject to visa approval.