Girl whose 5 month countdown ends this week

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Girl who wants to go home early

Paul O'Neil played a World Series game despite his father passing away. Matt Shaw didn't care about helping his team clinch the top Wild Card because his favorite podcaster died.

BBNG stan forever

THE SAVANNAH BANANAS ARE NEVER BEATING THE CREEPY YOUTH GROUP ALLEGATIONS

im imagining a trans woman with a big sword . wow . look at her go

Sabrina Carpenter says TRANS RIGHTS at the VMAs

It's Sammy Sosa day 🥰

Important to remember that everyone involved in renaming the DoD to the Department of War is afraid to take the subway.

we solved stomp clap

For no apparent reason I am once again thinking of the French Revolution and how the rich would burn through money on silly toys whilst the poor could barely afford mouldy bread to eat.

losing my shit at tom clancy's daughter immediately setting this to her banner after seeing it

The NRA is WOKE

remember how much it sucked when a covid vaccine was like 9 to 36 months away and then felt like a fucking miracle when it arrived

standing with glinner? no. i'm SITTING for DINNER. with my wife, who has not left me,

Iconic moment at the Downton Abbey premiere

becoming an illinois nationalist

1 month until my consult 🥲

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Bro, we are just out here talkin about baseball and appreciating whimsy. Sorry you’re so boring

Everyone wish him luck, folks

Of the many writers to predict AI, only Douglas Adams got the tone right

would you still love me if i was the worm guy from men in black?

Tell a doll she did a good job and then feed the doll

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Overheard just now "ABC - Always be selling"

I’m not only mad at the blue maga types insisting that we have to get behind Newsom but also the lefties on here being like “we don’t have to litigate the 2028 primaries so far in advance.” Clearly we fucking do.

My car was (probably) stolen 😭😭

the ai bubble is bursting soon thank god

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everyone transgender

Happy birthday to FanGraphs, I spend all of my workdays on Roster Resource and idk what I'd do without u 💜

Frankie says good morning

Don't talk to me until I've had my graham crackers

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I love women. I love being a woman.

everyone talks about what they’ll do “when fascism is here” and i think it’s just safe to say we are in a fascist regime right now

Free DC

Tgirl baseball breathed life into me last night

Illinois is the first state to ban AI therapists www.engadget.com/ai/illinois-...

Crying because I wish the kitties could recognize themselves in the mirror

I am in this skeet and I am just trying to make sure I have the controls right while I play 😭🫠

she SPOKE

riffs are for girls and so is feedback and power chords and droning. and sick drum fills. i don't need to get into bass stuff, you already know about that

Some of y'all bitches need to realize you're wonderful

It is not possible to find the words for this.