that umpire subscribes to babylon bee

still can’t qwhite put my finger on why team usa’s baseball team has no culture except for co-opting military things or why that’s super off-putting for a lot of people, guess we’ll never know

Marlins Man talking on his phone behind home plate is just about as rancid as vibes can get.

Auburn chose to lose 16 times this season. Miami chose to lose one time this season. That Miami even has to play a PIG is an embarrassment.

I really wish the USA baseball team took its cues from the U.S. women's figure skating Olympic team and not Seal Team Six. But if you're at despair at how they're representing the U.S., remember this.

Every member of Team USA is free to quit their lucrative career playing sports and go join the military like Pat Tillman did. This is all just cosplaying eyewash. It's a game. It's entertainment. It's supposed to be fun, not joyless, humorless war.

You just clocked in, and you’re already behind, good luck

circling back on this idea and yeah we should absolutely do this

My Ides of March fun fact is that the place where Caesar was stabbed is now a cat sanctuary, and I think it’s beautiful that creatures with tiny knives on their feet live there

the incredible thing is, this guy answers his own question. voting is a RIGHT, and those other things are not.

put him up against a single engine aircraft or a tree on a ski slope and see how he does

sometimes I wonder why everyone on here is so on edge all the time and then I remember that we are all living with a constant stream of horrors going by too fast for any of us to process

This is devastating. Check your meters, tell your loved ones to check theirs

taco bell respects me because i have no fear of it.

every single DOGE goon should be arrested and have their assets seized the moment democrats have the power to do so. they are threats to national security as long as they remain free due to all the sensitive and classified data they illegally accessed and likely stole. this comes before hearings

“We want to change the rules of the next election so Democrats don’t win anymore”

OK, this Tucker Carlson impression on Saturday Night Live last night is uncanny! Has all the verbal tics and go-to phrases down, and nails the high-pitch cackle.

there is a reason you rarely see op-eds from people who actually grew up around MAGA folks and in deep-red america *unless the angle is to chide liberal readers for a lack of empathy or understanding etc* they don’t want pieces that say: i know these ppl. i lived with these ppl. they’re fash.

“Half of Americans now say 'Abolish ICE.' It's about time. That's a mighty big shift from the not-too-long-ago days when Democrats were warned that 'Abolish ICE' was an electorally risky slogan best avoided.” www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...

Cancel the MLB season and give me six months of this. Team USA is only invited if it can remove the stick from its ass and remember the joy of this children’s game.

I’m too Baja blest to be Baja stressed

Seems bad, y'all.

If we made the green energy transition this war would be unthinkable and these authoritarians wouldn’t be in power — not in the US, not in Iran, not in Saudi Arabia, not in Russia. Hydrocarbons are killing our freedom and just plain killing us.

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Dan Hurley reading the skeet above this

I don’t think this shit will work but i never want to hear about free speech from any trumpers or anti anti trumpers ever again, fuck off forever bsky.app/profile/cram...

They made them take down the videos because they would cause "reputational damage" to people like this young man, Nathan Cavanuagh, so definitely don't post this all over the internet with the name Nathan Cavanaugh attached, or this guy might suffer reputational damage. This guy, Nathan Cavanaugh.

A week after FIU college republicans were exposed for celebrating Himmler's concept of a "Nazi heaven," UF college republicans are disbanded for doing Hitler salutes.

I'm telling you, boring old lawyers are now going to ABA panels to applaud hostile retorts to MAGA panelists and yell "you're a clown" at them. A whole lot of people who merely furrowed their brows at Trump I are now seething with rage, and the Dem consultant class needs to wake up to that.

Something that I just feel like a lot of people forget is that we are allowed to want the world to be a better place. We are allowed to push for things to be different. We do not have to accept the way things are!!!

balcony pets

And if you even try to start thinking "maybe on *other* people, but not ME", stop that right now! It's true for EVERYBODY, and YOU are fucking gorgeous!

Hey! You! 🫵 Back rolls and tummies are fucking hot, and so are you! Wear the crop top and the bikini and the short shorts and miniskirt! Eat the good food, drink the good drink, apply sunscreen, and fucking rock whatever you wanna rock! 💖

I don't think this will work. The voters have determined your service literally does not count if you are a Democrat. Kerry getting three purple hearts and Walz retiring after 24 years were seen as proof of cowardice compared to ANG cowboy and cadet bone spurs.

13-0 Akron would absolutely make the CFP and if they didn’t people would rightfully lose their fucking minds. Anyone who is not rooting for every single underdog and maximum chaos in March Madness IS A FUCKING NARC

What an absolutely joyless bunch and a sad way to squander the amazing joy and energy of the World Baseball Classic. This team can piss up a rope, and are ample evidence that MLB players should be kept from participating in the Olympics. FOH with this vibe.

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This fucking idiot. Let's say the USA does somehow manage to neutralize the threat to the Hormuz Strait… Iran can just start attacking oil tankers in the Gulf itself! They're fucking huge and very slow.

I’ll never forget how we ended child poverty and then decided that actually child poverty was an acceptable price to pay so that rich people could go skiing in Berne twice a year instead of once

Opbf and I are at a local St Patrick’s Day block party thing and there are two different Latin food trucks doing Irish fusion, including corned beef empanadas this kind of thing is what makes America great, not the nativist bullshit

Woke is ALIVE at The Ohio State University! Head football coach Ryan Day no longer follows Libs Of TikTok on Twitter.

RFKJ should have to drink this guy's piss

Always so refreshing and endearing when a member of the media loves their field of expertise so much that they know far more about it than they’ll ever be required to know on-air

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$1,500 PER POST? oh they real scared of kat lmaooo

Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.

the DOD is the second-largest employer on planet earth, and while i don't really care about reducing *their* budget, i'd like to see other cabinet-level departments move their way into the top ten, and that's going to be extremely expensive. it'll also be extremely worth it.

Free message for Democrats on taxes: We will use them to improve people's lives instead of killing people for no reason.