I'm not going to sit here and claim to be a baseball purist but I will never think the little league runner on second to start extra innings is a good addition to the game. It's so dumb.

hey everyone wanna see what a manufactured hate campaign is shaped like???

Bryon Buxton hits one over the Green Monster and that sound 🤌🏼

This is absolutely one of the worst rhetorical parts. The imprecision is maddening; the way it runs over decades of work is pure colonialism. Coding culture used to loathe “marketing words” and revere specificity; the bullshit nature of this framing is proof that these are money guys, not tech guys.

have to keep saying (despite the many angry posts this generated last time): it's a world-historical problem how funny this guy is

Rest easy, Rob Base 🕊💙🙏🏾 I'll forever love this flowchart

It was not that long ago when government agencies had their own websites - and actually updated them. It is high time governments returned to controlling their own online presence instead of handing it over to genocidal maniacs like Elon Musk.

TGIF

get absolutely shitfaced tonight and show up tomorrow with cartoonish hangovers, mississippi state. lose 900-0 with smiles on your faces. you have touched the face of god

IT, IS TIME ‼️

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it brings me great joy to inform you that maisie peters has done it again

playing videos out loud on your phone in public spaces should be a jailable offense

big fucking mood

Sayonara bozo. We're not done.

A lot of you are missing the most obvious follow-up angle to this: If and when Don Jr.'s ex-wife ties the knot with Tiger Woods, there is no chance in the world the big man is missing that one

Uh, wow, unironic great job IKEA

lmao. Yet another reminder Trump has never looked at his loser sons like this:

"I snorkeled the USS Arizona Memorial and all I got was this stupid t-shirt."

This is the hilarity of all the ads backing his primary candidates and praising them as "fighters." The *one* thing that unites them all is that they're very much not fighters.

incredible things happening on r/Houston this morning

Arguably the #1 dance banger from the era is Steve Aoki remixing a Kid Cudi song about partying yourself to death in search of meaning

Titan Submersible II: SpaceGate

genuinely what do you say to ppl like this other than "kys"

there’s a little boy at the gate yelling “hi plane” out the window and if he’s this loud on the flight i might bet loud back lmao

90% of discontinued foods are lasagna with bubblegum in it but every single discontinued Ben & Jerry’s flavor sounds like the most delicious thing anyone has ever thought of

minimalist jersey design is a scourge. bring back obnoxious patterns and piping

reupping today because the White House is doing cartoon white grievance posts

lmaoooooooooo it got scrubbed GET FUCKED DICKHEAD

it’s good to have bits with your fiancee cc: @sickoscommittee.org

NYT: "no one has ever thought of teaching ranching at university" Every ag school: um, would you like to meet our cows NYT: "No, not like that. More romantic. More dilletante. Ugh, we're not /farmers/."

consistently floored by how smart, thoughtful, and genuinely insightful dale jr is

i’ve seen screenshots of kyle busch invoking the constitution to complain about NASCAR being mean to him but the full clip is breathtaking. he had the greatest villain run in american sports this century and i’m not taking counter suggestions

The KHL's Gagarin Cup is apparently pretty heavy, Lokomotiv G Alexei Melnichuk needed a spotter here 😂

Kyle Busch might have been the biggest dickhead in sports (complimentary)

Again the lead prosecutor on this case when it was presented to the grand jury currently works for Dick Durbin as counsel to the Senate Judiciary Committee Democrats.

Fascists don't expect people who don't give up.

adult ADD diagnosis, even the non-controlled meds have created a vast improvement

i’ve generally been pretty open and receptive to the liquid glass display, but the new reddit update was a bit jarring

There's a lot funny here but it's all being said into the huge gut of a guy standing behind Trump with a noticeable outie belly button.

Can they get in on this slush fund Trump is setting up for people treated so unfairly by law enforcement

i don’t need therapy. i need the president in jail

In the hallowed halls of "every accusation is a confession", none loom so large as American capitalists saying " the communists want to take over the world by force and turn you into slaves with no rights"

“To be clear (insane lying)”

I know you're sick of it, but the key to political messaging is repetition: A billion dollars is the socio-economic equivalent of a loose nuke, and we should work to prevent the acquisition of the former with the same urgency and ruthlessness we use to prevent the acquisition of the latter.

Bezos retweeted the absolute worst slop infographic I've ever seen in my life.

god meant for the computer to be our FRIEND

never fucking forgive them for what they've done to the computer

LOOKTOMYCOMINATFIRSLIGHTODAFIFDAY. ATDADAWN,LOOKTODAEAST.

Fucking terrible idea, we need to do everything we can to undermine the idea that people shouldn't pay taxes. Taxes are not a punishment, taxes are how we contribute to the collective welfare of society.