you better be bringing doughnuts if I gotta listen to you explain why you’re leaving for an LSU team that’s .500 against us since you took this job

obviously you don't call a team meeting during a bye week to tell everybody you're staying but look there's always a 1% chance they give him the microphone and decides to Wolf of Wall Street it

"a man calling himself 'beast' is bribing men and women to participate in unholy games" you would tell that to any arbitrary person in europe for centuries and they would not need any further convincing to say it was the doing of the Adversary

I can’t believe Lane is gonna make a bunch of college kids show up for a Sunday morning meeting

Switched over to the finish if SMU-Cal and there’s definitely #goACC things happening.

Not trying to start a pile but I don't get why ppl choose to watch sports this way on socials. I enjoy posting on CFB Saturdays in part because it's a fun real-time chronicle of how it felt to watch a bunch of games live. In-game bad feelings can't "age like milk." They're in-game feelings!

if elon musk had a butler he wouldn't be spending all day online posting about trying to get grok to make a girlfriend for him, he'd be laying on the ground with jarvis spooning him, cradling his head gently

Between this and Michigan's entire roster guarding the midfield logo after the loss, this rivalry is obsessed with competitive landscaping

Michigan is 9-3 with a loss to Ohio State and a loss in A Game They Didn't Have To Play. That means we have to pretend they should be in the playoff

OUR FUCKING STATE

Checks in on the Palmetto Bowl

tell ya what else. proportions are way off. you’ve got the stuffing and potatoes in some kinda fuckin ramekin, miles and miles of turkey breast, about a damn liter of green beans. god had no hand in this meal and even the devil couldn’t be bothered with it

FUCK YOU LANORRIS

what the fuck is clemson doing

Breaking News: Lane Kiffin is driving to his next school in a white Ford Bronco. Follow along live from our helicopter as we attempt to project his destination from his current trajectory (doing donuts in the parking lot of Vaught–Hemingway Stadium)

The death of browsing is part of the reason art is the way it is now. Our opinions are largely fed to us by algorithms. Spending a spare 15 minutes wandering around a bookstore or comic shop or video rental place was how you found stuff you wouldn't ordinarily pick up and thereby expanded your taste

Getting “I woke up feeling the cheesiest, coach!” on my tombstone

SOUTH DAKOTA STATE TD AND JUMP INTO THE SNOW BANK CELEBRATION!!

Marty Smith, live at Ole Miss

i've worked hard and gotten the grades and did the essays and mom they let me into Yale and even let me play football and and now I'm getting my shit kicked in by a bunch of dudes from Ohio with penguins on their helmets

it's another thing that's directly copied from Nazi Germany & would be the only thing on the news in any other administration!

Dabo wants the ball back and is gonna be aggressive before the half? Who is this man

Photo of Cade I just took

President Trump, I am calling on you to fire Secretary Kennedy immediately. He has contributed to this measles outbreak by spreading falsehoods about vaccines. His reckless rhetoric will cost lives.

Dammit, Cade

Missed the first series from both teams. Can’t recall being this indifferent about the Clemson/South Carolina game in a moment.

when you put it like that!

The thing that people need to realize is that, on the state level, a lot of Republican lawmakers don't act or think like Congressional Republicans and don't perform as pure toadies for Trump. Some do. Many don't. I see both in Mississippi. You can't view state politics through the lens of D.C.

like a man divorcing his wife but still acting extremely married to her while openly dating other women, which would be cra-ohhhhhhhh

Herbstreit should know better than anybody why letting someone try doing two jobs is a bad idea because he used to be a good college football announcer, but yesterday he sleepwalked through Eagles-Bears and today he’s belching out half-baked college football takes

Feel like I'm losing my mind here. Hey Ole Miss, you'd better let your more powerful rival's head coach do whatever he wants in your building every day until the portal opens

Different game now that Nick's incentive isn't to win a championship but to make life as good as possible for the agent he shares with Lane. This goes undisclosed every week and a great number of casuals are unaware of the conflict

Always love to see great talent using their platform for unabashed good.

I have a lukewarm take. If I somehow were a top 10 college football coach, I would go to a mid-tier P5 school and stay there forever. Why Kiffin has any desire to leave Ole Miss for for Florida or LSU is so beyond me. I can't even fathom it.

who do you think you are i am guy posting snoopy army thanksgiving AI slop that suggests one of the snoopys procreated with woodstock

Remember a few weeks ago when dude was all butthurt that he didn’t get the Nobel Peace Prize.

we unlocked new prt skins

daily/weekly/monthly reminder that espn got rid of talented journalists just so they could afford to pay this sentient diaper rash

Ugh, shut up. Texas won't miss the playoff because they played and lost to Ohio State They'll miss the playoff because they lost to Florida

the children yearn for the lambert trophy's relevancy

Watching Aggies-Longhorns with my wife. She’s convinced the Texas hand symbol should be putting the thumb and pinky out to look like the Longhorn logo I think she’s got a point please forward this to the entire state of Texas

People joke about Fansville but people forget that it's a trans sanctuary city

What a great headline

Brent’s hatred for Kirby is a thousand generations deep and Kirby is visibly, agonizingly in love with Brent and can’t express it and I hope they both keep these jobs for 20 years

Despite what the crew told you this isn't even analytics!

Not trying to defend someone saying something they shouldn't say, but Lane has spent a month casting himself as a poor little victim who helplessly finds himself in the middle of a storm. I'm sure he was thrilled to get to do this on video

I’ve known Ben for a long time, he made a joke this week about Lane and Lane couldn’t handle it. Lane’s abrasive and condescending to everyone on that beat because he can get away with it. He‘s also a master at making himself a victim

I really think that even most people who think language policing was a huge problem over the past 5-10 years have no patience for the disgusting little freaks who have tried to bring back "retarded" as a slur. It's just so low-rent and such a tell that the person using it is not worth your time