I'll meet you all back on IRC

Embarrassing to see adults talk to robots in a public forum. That'd be like if your friend asked a mailbox for directions once. You'd roast him for decades for that shit. Every time the concept of navigating space came up you'd hit him with "Why don't you ask the mailbox?"

production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA

Palate Cleansing Bunnies

Numerous people are pushing back against the reasonable consensus that Epstein was evil and that cozying up to him showed bad character. You are under no obligation to take those arguments seriously and respectfully. Look out, they may call you a “woke” “mob.”

Wait, THAT'S what they call the Muppet Show? Huh.

Ending billionaireism isn't just socially and economically necessary to maintain human civilization, it's a humanitarian measure for the billionaires themselves. They're clearly very sick and we can help them

I got in SO MUCH trouble for this hugely viral tweet back in 2018 (from MAGA types mostly) but I stand by it (and in fact at the time the Auschwitz Museum defended me when people yelled at me that Auschwitz was a “death camp” not a concentration camp). My DENTIST congratulated me for this one

I turn on my PS6 to be greeTed by AI aloy with gigantic honkers doing a simulated podcast with AI Joel Last of Us. “I think the male emotional crisis is real“ says AI Aloy. “yes,“ says AI Joel. “The only solution is eugenics, and this month’s free titles on PlayStation Plus, which include”

USian trans people aren't telling you they won't vote for Gavin Newsom to cause you distress and despair. USian trans people are telling you they won't vote for Gavin Newsom so you don't vote for his transphobic ass in the primaries. They are giving you actionable information.

to be fair we were also screaming "dems do something" when they controlled all three branches of government

NYT article about "The Billionaire Pervert Advantage: why modern economies require a class of unpunishable sex predators" dropping in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...

Please stop saying Anarchy when you mean chaos. Please stop saying Capitalism when you mean consumerism. Please stop saying Right-Wing when you mean Fascist. Please please please, language is important.

Every place I've ever worked, someone has tried to impress me with the owner/CEO (who's never there)'s millions, what he wears, what he drives etc. I'm like, why would I be impressed by how much someone has *taken* from society?

A fundamental problem with this country is that you have less responsibility, transparency, and duty as you gain more power when it should be the opposite. The Supreme Court gets to be very secretive for no good reason. Cops get a monopoly on violence and have near total immunity when they use it.

Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)

I’m *extremely concerned* about the way folks are reforming their image of the cops in light of everything that’s happening, even though we only have a handful examples of them disagreeing with ICE, while still being responsible themselves for the murders of Black and brown people across the country

The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll

the president of the united states should not be allowed to personally loot the treasury to the sum of ten billion dollars and that this is not resulting in immediate, unanimous impeachment is a dramatic indictment of what has become of our political system

(Dude suddenly stops pushing his broom across the floor of the Death Star) Does this look like a big laser to anyone else

Man who works in sewer wonders why there's all this shit down here.

What's the plan, Chuck? I run a fake news website. You're the Senate Minority Leader. What's the plan?

If there's anyone who still thinks this will all blow over when our big beautiful president Leaves Us, you have to realize the Republican Party is crawling with fascists

When an ICE agent confronts you is "when your due process ends," says the member of Congress from the largest border district. www.politico.com/news/2026/01...

This is the first example I’ve seen of an American government using AI to meaningfully misrepresent actual events with the intent to deceive the public. We are at Stalinesque levels of propaganda. donmoynihan.substack.com/p/past-the-b...

Cooper Lund, I'm afraid you are blatantly the naive one here, and going on to quote Medium just drives that home.

Respectfully, look at this fucking bullshit that we’re dealing with, not a single person here has “taken the bait.” We have born witness as little kids are used as bait and neighbors are kidnapped on our streets. A mad dipshit is going to invoke the Insurrection Act regardless and you are blaming us

Could a Democrat, any Democrat, release a statement actually thanking the people that have been out there doing the fucking work instead of this constant scolding tone for the love of God

“don’t usually have”

Imagine what a tiny little man you would have to be to feel threatened by a dancing fox.

What do I want Democrats to do? If they can't call for the total abolition of ICE and the full prosecution of all its employees for crimes against humanity, what I want them to do is resign or retire.

I thought life was supposed to be short but it just kinda keeps on going

out of curiosity if we had masked secret police abducting and murdering people on the streets but groceries were cheap would you think Trump was doing an awesome job. cause it kinda sounds like you would think that.

What did we do to deserve this as an opposition party?

The people of MN give me far more hope than the largely feckless “opposition” leaders of our country or the deeply compromised and ineffectual media both-sidesing white nationalist totalitarianism.

the shrug heard around the world

I'm gonna make a video game where some grand disaster happens leaving 5% of the world population to have to rebuild, and at the start you roll a D20; 19 or less and you're one of the people that died in the collapse. Just a corpse lying in the street. Press F to decompose

We don’t dance on the grave of NFTs enough. I had a year where I was repeatedly told by bozos I was going to be irrelevant and extinct for not embracing them, I should be allowed a victory lap.

The problem is that the child porn website is owned by the richest man in the world, who no one wants to pick a fight with, and even less so now that he's aligned with the president of the U.S., himself a maniacal sex criminal. Nothing gets fixed without breaking the political power of big money

I know it's not mainstream conventional wisdom but I think "Abolish ICE" is a perfectly reasonable response to this and you can get the public to buy in. Most people don't want masked murderous thugs roving their streets

Feels a little like this

up next, an AI tool that can fuck your wife

Some people are getting mad at me but I don't think that's necessary. I think we can skip that part