Ah yes, there’s the Phillies we know. Down 2-0 in the first inning. 🥴

god everything about this country fucking sucks glad I have The Phillies to make me feel better I’m sure that will help

all in on the curse of harry the k

Happy 80th birthday to Tim Curry who has always, *always* understood the assignment.

These corporate Kabletown fucks have our man Krukker in a suit smdh

Tonight the role of Ben Davis will be played by Anthony Rizzo

Words cannot overstate how unhappy John Kruk is to be in a suit with no baseball hat tonight #phillies #ringthebell #baseball

Eagles /Lions = serving punt

i just read something about grief from C.S. Lewis and his book, “A Grief Observed” basically, when someone you love dies, it isn’t just them that you miss, but the parts of yourself that person brought out of you that can never be brought out again. i feel that with my dad.

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

What am I missing with AJ Brown’s comments? Sounded like he said the offense shouldn’t depend on the defense to cover up their lack of scoring/offense.

excited to hear jd vance show how sincere his Catholicism is by insulting and correcting the Church tomorrow

Which hot, socialist nerd will step up to be the Zohran of Philadelphia?

"tonight the people have spoken, and they want the means of production. I intend to deliver it into their hands"

Me but not a lawyer

for a game that does not involve philadelphia, this one involves a lot of philadelphia

“They were careless people, … they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness, or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made" - F Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby

If you’re watching the game in Pennsylvania, again, you just saw a couple depend on a groundhog to be the person who brings the tickets because they cannot, the two humans cannot be trusted to bring the tickets to a game.

How can you not be romantic about baseball? [DEROGATORY] [COMPLIMENTARY]

Cannot overstate how much I love seeing hot guys fall on their faces

To anyone not into baseball I’m sorry but also get into baseball

[GENTRIFIER WHO MOVED TO TRANSYLVANIA] “Amanda, call the cops, they’re out there doing the Mash again.”

I wanted the Mariners to win, but good job HOFFDADDY.

just to break down the profoundly degraded discursive state we're in PROTESTORS: the president is not a king! no kings in this country! PRESIDENT: [posts video of self in crown, shitting on citizens] PRESIDENT'S FRIEND: there is a king. King Jesus NOBODY IN PRESS ROOM: you've missed the point

When your wife walks in on you at 1:39 a.m. halfway through demolishing a box of Nilla Wafers and after she tells you she bought them specifically to make banana pudding for a housewarming party the next day

oh, it’s still fuck christopher columbus by the way

Portland is showing the way. Hail Portland

Phillies is trash

BROADCASTER: [Voice shaking] They killed him. The Phillies killed Clayton Kershaw. All he's got now is his ring, millions of dollars, and some personal beliefs no one wants to talk about. Oh god the Phanatic is unhinging his snoot and devouring him like a boa. Why is he even here

The #Phillies:

real phillies fans are mad they are doing well tonight

“It’s tough to watch Kershaw struggling like this.”

God I hate it when the Phillies make me hopeful

F yeah #phillies

JT!!!! C/O @robhanna.bsky.social

These announcers couldn’t be more obvious about wanting the Dodgers to beat the Phillies. Wipe your mouths, boys. You’re drooling.

After the day I had at work (seriously you people are ADULTS in your 30s and 40s!!!) and clenching my jaw so much that I’ve given myself a headache, I am begging the Phillies to go easy on me tonight.

Phillies postseason baseball tonight mood board

Watching Phillies postgame and having serious deja vu with them saying that they didn’t swing the bats.

I think I liked the rebuilding teams more.

The Phillies have let me down yet again, but @themountaingoats.bsky.social never do.

Every goddamn year #phillies

I don't want to hear anything about the crowd not being into this game enough either. You can't come out dead and lifeless for the third consecutive postseason series in as many years and not expect them to recognize what they're about to go through.

the phillies offense watching luzardo throw the game of his life