If any of you are concerned you're going to end up on this list there's no need to be concerned. You WILL be on this list.

Q: "The president's a billionaire. Is it a good look for him to be telling parents they should only buy 2 or 3 dolls for their kids?" LEAVITT: "Do you think people don't know he's a billionaire? It's one of the many reasons they elected him.” (Translation: not a good look)

We haven't agreed where to lie about yet.

The US government is now a mafia organization.

Eight months ago vs today. 🤡 @atrupar.com @cnbc.com @cbsnews.com

Please don't say that we are looking to do a regime change war in Venezuela to take control of their oil.

People keep wondering why they're going after Venezuela. It's because they want to do regime change and control its oil, then use a big tract of land there to keep a tax free "network state" that looks like Dubai but operates like Rhodesia. They are saying this out loud! Believe them!

Yeah, not actually factual at all, not even close, no matter how many times you say it out loud. And the data itself is quite clear on the tariff idiocy, to say nothing of the job losses, the need for bail outs, the impending medical doom, all created by the GOP.

I got some disputes.

So half the fucking country?

Showed this to my older child. The response: “This works for art and music too. AI can’t produce anything great because it will never have imposter syndrome.”

Why should we pay attention to red states? Everybody in this country just lost access to student loan forgiveness because of the state of Missouri. You don’t need a coup when you can bribe red state AGs.

something you have to understand about Trump & his weird comments about the economy is that the dude hasn't paid for anything like a normal person in decades - never pumps gas, never buys groceries - so he's completely & utterly out of touch with what life is like for most of us

Newsmax host to Leavitt on Trump's farm bailout: "It's not funded by tax dollars. It's funded by tariffs." "That's right," Leavitt replies (Tariffs are taxes on American importers)

My girlfriend's in Canada...you wouldn't know her

The ever-hungry, never-been-fed, glutton Mochi for #ToungeOutTuesday He got a taste of sour cream, one of many big favorites in his book. #caturdayeveryday #caturday #catsofbluesky #cats #blueskycats #petsofbluesky #mainecoon

CNN: That's not what farmers are telling you. One farmer at a town hall told you tariffs drove up prices of fertilizer ALFORD: It was Biden that drove it up C: That's not what the farmer told you A: Well, that's what I'm telling you C: Sir, excuse me. Are you listening to your constituents?

I just wanna fuckin talk about Lorwyn, guys...

Watching that woke ass movie "It's a Wonderful Life."

If any of you think people aren't buying his BS you're so very, very wrong.

The most pathetic moment in American history...yet.

When Pete Hegseth tweeted he was investigating me, Gabby laughed and laughed.

POLLING CALL CENTER: "Now I'm going to read you some conspiracy theo— …" MAGA RESPONDENT: "I don't need to hear them, they're all true."

Fifa is always a leader in corruption innovation.

"If only I could have done something to prevent this tragedy..."

this shit is just beyond parody, man

There's only one tax I demand the wealthy pay, and it amounts to taking just a little bit off the top.

Who's we?

A heroin addict who writes bad porn poetry says eliminating the Hepatitis B vaccine will make kids healthier. Medical experts say it will kill thousands of innocent children. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to believe.

KERNEN: Does Mike Johnson have a healthcare plan? REP. JASON SMITH: Um. Yesterday he said that we're working on a plan CNBC HOSTS: ... ... ...

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Light it up, let's go! 🔥 A new song by award-winning guitarist Tom Morello, featuring Beartooth, is making its way onto the Arcadion stage in #FFXIV! Here's a message from Tom and a preview of the upcoming track, Everything Burns!

Nothing about these massive media mergers is great, but of all the options, this was the best case scenario, as long as Netflix still does, in fact, keep WB largely separate and with full theatrical releasing. HBO Max might go the way of the dodo, however. www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...

You gotta be fucking kidding me... they're just trolling us, right?

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THE MAN LITERALLY ACCEPTED A SOLID GOLD BAR TO DROP TARIFFS ON SWITZERLAND I FEEL LIKE I AM LOSING MY MIND AGHHHHHHHH

Hakeem Jeffries Calls For Execution Of Central Park Five