This is not how airports work. There are a finite number of slots and gates. You cannot take every international flight from seven of the biggest airports in the country and redistribute them to red states. That's not how any of this works.

transphobes really get fooled by anything

Once again, I contend that AI is only able to take over one job and that is CEO.

I must admit I'm enjoying his "I'm the best at not having dementia, nobody has less dementia than me" phase. Maybe we can trick him into ending the Iran war with a sudoku.

Reparations 🤔

Donald Trump has made it impossible to observe that societal norm in which even those we detest are granted an if-you-can't-say-anything-nice silence when they expire. When his stain is wiped off this vale, I'll use all the maledicta I know and dance in the street with the best Americans I can find.

new conspiracy theory: Trump started the war to get out of going to his son's wedding

more woke bs

seems bad

I ain't gotta do shit.

just a reminder that the “gas was higher under biden!” was for like a month in 2022 when it peaked at 50 cents higher than today

MURRAY: You are encouraging Americans to go road tripping. How much did you rack up on gas on yours? DUFFY: I don't know, but I know it was not as much as it was under Biden, which was $5 a gallon. It's only $4.50 now MURRAY: Holy cow. Americans don't have corporate sponsors to pay for their gas

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Is... is this a blanket retrospective self-pardon for federal crimes that is trying not to call itself that? It is *not* limited to the IRS or to tax evasion/ fraud.

Are you fucking for real?

I want my taxes back. All of it. Everything.

Wife is doing a rewatch of #ER and it is insane how well this show holds up.

the president is raiding the treasury to put your tax dollars into this mans personal checking account as a reward for what hes doing in this picture

Yes. And, honestly: if you're not in control of every word in a manuscript, what are you doing?

I’m in a long running feud with the Republican president after he kicked me out of my DOGE role. But a Hollywood director cast a black as Helen of Troy. I have never felt more politically homeless. by Elon Musk

Jared Polis (@colorado.gov) is the weakest, most spineless, most pathetic waste of a man in the Democratic Party, and that includes John Fetterman. Commuting Tina Peters is fucking pathetic. We deserve better.

Lol if you think Woke 2 is coming with the current crop of Dems you better recalibrate.

The flag should fly half staff for your balls, lost when you pardoned a domestic terrorist.

Does this guy know about anything other than his son's porn habits?

Speaker Ken Doll says the non-war is over and the opening of the Strait won't be a war either, so he and his fellow eunuchs won't be bothering President Daddy while he's busy working.

Vaygan

I feel I should alert Bluesky to the baby foxes in our yard

This boomerang effect—in which someone like "Chud the Builder" says the most provocative thing possible to get attention, which, in turn, gets a provocative response that also gets attention—is the fuel of the modern internet. It’s lucrative, and awful:

The President is telling the IRS to give him $10 billion rn

TIL Wyoming, one of the most conservative states in the US, enacted a constitutional amendment to protect citizens' right to make their own health care decisions in 2012 to prevent 'forcing them to participate in the ACA'—a classic Glonzo issue—but now its courts say it protects a right to abortion.

Congress is moving quickly on the revised GUARD Act. The bill still requires intrusive age-verification and has massive penalties under vague standards. Tell Congress to oppose it: act.eff.org/action/tell...

Media training for professional liars. Answer the question you wanted them to ask. Pick 3 talking points and hammer them repeatedly. Make your quotes worthless talking points that won't be quoted. Not a politician but I've had the training.

GILLIBRAND: What is your record?! I don't want to just hear about what you don't like about the Biden administration SCOTT TURNER: During the Biden administra-- GILLIBRAND: Stop talking about Biden! Talk about your record TURNER: During the Biden administration-- GILLIBRAND: Oh my God!

I ain't paying for fucking AMC+. variety.com/2026/tv/news...

(Context: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...)

Subnautica 2 launched 20 minutes ago. Safe to say Krafton will be forced to pay out the $250 million bonus it tried very hard (via advice of ChatGPT) to avoid paying

VA Dems rolling over on everything except stomping on your gun rights.

I wouldn't tell anyone if I won the lottery, but there would be signs.