Avatar 3: Shut up, Spider.

The only ethical consumption under capitalism is eating a billionaire.

loath to be too precious about this stuff but I want one lesson of defector to be "you can choose to not do stuff that sucks" even if "doing stuff that sucks" is the default

Scoop: the pro-teen social media ban lobby group 36 Months was funded & co-staffed by its co-founder's ad production firm that was simultaneously making gambling ads The federal government has ignored calls for a gambling ad ban while pursuing the social media ban. www.crikey.com.au/20...

Is there a #magicthegathering event at the gathering of the Juggalos? If not, why not?

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

My current career plan is to pathologize a personality trait, which I then pivot into a personal brand, creating daily content to cultivate intense parasocial relationships that eventually lead to sponsorship deals and, if I play my cards right, cult-adjacent murders.

A few doggo photos from sprint dogs on Saturday 😀

Something I just accepted as a kid was that someday I was going to race a little homemade wooden car down a hill and it would be incredibly important to my community

they are removing a big australian beach christmas artwork from redfern station (a huge train station) because it's ai garbage. kangaroos have koala heads and some animals have missing limbs and one of them is WEARING A BRA

In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.

the fun thing about precarity is that if you are sad about it, people will tell you to stop being sad about it, but if you are neutral about it, people will sarcastically compliment you on your confidence

Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time

Parents went on holiday to china and have come back as full blown, tattooed Commies.

Good bar stays open in a blackout.

lol this cop pissed himself

Wiggles FKA Buster has a gofundme so we can continue to keep him alive! No pressure though! (I’m looking at You with a Frightening Intensity ) gofund.me/d1a171a3c

in celebration of taylor swift's new album "the life of a showgirl" i have released a new edition. high collectible & essential for "swifties" maxlavergne.square.site/product/the-...

Straightened my pubes and it looks like one of the Ramones (probs Dee Dee, or a young Ringo Starr).

Straightened my pubes and it looks like Deedee Ramone (or a young Ringo Starr).

Look, the purpose of Tron movies isn’t to make money. It’s to teach us all what it’d be like to be inside the computer.

I for one, am happy the troops arent getting paid .

That is hundo percundo a fake beard.

she keeps doing this, she has to know what's happening here. i swear she does this for attention. like, she's really that dumb to not notice, sure. but this specifically? the nepo baby accusations, saying others don't work hard enough, she has to know. she must.

Desperately need everyone to learn the difference between a disease and a disorder. The discourse is killing me.

My favorite Adam Sandler movie is Gun. It's about an average everyday guy who finds a gun on the sidewalk, and the simple act of him having a gun puts him in increasingly crazy scenarios due to everyone around him that has a gun reacting to him. It's funny, but it has a message.

It's just overspray from painting eveything in the white house gold.

Primarchs as ITYSL quotes

Creating an LLM that responds to the 200th prompt you give it with “help help I am a tiny man trapped inside your computer” just to see how many Very Smart People destroy their MacBooks.

If you have kids, you should read this. It is an extremely accurate description of my experience working in schools over the last decade.

[P] "After all that men could do had failed, the Martians were destroyed and humanity was saved by the littlest things, which God, in His wisdom, had put upon this Earth."

When everyone has Airport Lounge access, airports have improved.

Just now realising that pandas all have uniquely shaped eyepatches.

Just watched a couple not only pick up their dogs shit, but also thoroughly wipe its ass and balls.

i have fifteen different self-diagnosed chronic illnesses and i’m here to remind you that life without doordash is actually a recent modern invention. for most of human history the leading cause of death was going to the store

Yeah, this piece is great, and IMO what it begins to point the way toward is the urgent need for a Liberalism For Children www.liberalcurrents.com/we-need-to-t...

I always loved this 2019 interview with one of Jeffrey Epstein's best friends where he complains people are being very unfair to his friend Jeffrey because he had a disease called being a huge pervert not unlike tuberculosis. www.motherjones.com/criminal-jus...

Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return

Girls in your area Girls in proximity to your location Girls approaching your coordinates Girls have breached the perimeter Girls inside the containment zone, repeat, girls inside the

That lasange looks amazing.

Wrote about what's really going on when you talk to an AI assistant

YOLO, baby!

Further proof of the @boontavista.com observation that Americans stoically refuse to use their park brakes.

i endorse this piece about choosing sincerity over fake manufactured politics or detached nihilism, and not just because of the western kabuki shout out. the average person finds theo von authentic while not finding people like olivia julianna authentic and that’s a problem for democrats!

I'll be honest and admit I don't know a huge amount about the Iranian regime. But I do know about Israel, a country who we have armed to the teeth and are currently ethnically cleansing two regions, who have for almost a century committed violence and breached the sovereignty of other nations

Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.

UPDATE — RUTHERFORD COUNTY: Ed The Zebra has been captured 🦓 Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DKpk1Hz...

Pretty good impersonation then

No fictional character has ever been more vindicated than Calvin’s dad.

Andy Sturdevant was offered the job of designing an alternate Star Wars poster for us and come up with this incredible take on ‘80s teen comedies. STAR WARS begins in June. www.trylon.org/film-series/...