The HVAC guy is here doing an annual inspection, and my furnace lives in a tiny little closet in the hall; I know it's irritating for big guys to squeeze in there to maintain it, but... yikes. It sounds a little like he might be setting up a entire rage room in there.

People in Minnesota are now using their key fobs to trigger their car alarms from the safety of their homes when they see ICE walking around.

Regular reminder time! 1. Please use alt text on all your images. There's an option in settings that won't let you post without adding it. v.v.useful. 2. Sign up for the pronoun labeller @pronouns.diy. Let everyone know what your pronouns are! No more misgendering! 3. I love you 💜💙

Watch out for the ONE question where they try to trick you by putting "I want AI" as the bottom option where EVERY other question has "I don't want AI" at the bottom!

Seeing a lot of false postings out there. Despite the Corporation for Public Broadcasting's recent closure, PBS and NPR are still VERY MUCH ALIVE and active. They're just more dependent than ever upon the generosity of Viewers Like You! Please support your local station! pbs.org/donate

"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives

one problem with learning is it will make you so angry at how stupid everything is

So much of my irritation lately with randos on the internet (not to mention members of congress) is their inability to grasp the very simple concept that two things can be true. I can be glad a vicious dictator is no longer in power without condoning egregious lawlessness and deaths to remove him.

We had a good run

another all-time tweet I am constantly thinking about

There was a story on my local (Sinclair) news tonight about high childcare costs, and it occurred to me that the whole "daycare fraud" thing happening is a double-whammy for assholes: it's a chance to be gutter racists about immigrants while also maybe reducing childcare options for women. #uspoli

Most of the places I don't want to live are due to political or weather (humidity is a bane) or both, but Hawaii is off-limits mostly bkz I don't belong there. And before you ask, Indiana is where I currently live, so.

That time of year again!

me: you boy what day is it today? boy: nonces shout out of the window day. me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.

THERE IS A FUCKING CHIPMUNK IN MY HOUSE I AM FREAKING OUT

youtu.be/omt5Xrs8BI8?... 'Tis the season.

"but you're not ready for that conversation" baby, I'm not ready for any conversation. Don't talk to me

All these jackholes claiming to be worried about the "fall of Western Civilization": you're not talking about the end of humanity, meaning society will continue in some fashion after this supposed fall. So, what if... whatever system comes next is better? And you're just standing in the way?

Do NOT create chatbots based on creators you like. It is creepy. It is the wildest, nastiest, creepshit thing you can do omfg please act like someone normal raised you! This is for everyone in every fandom! Don't do this shit!

Someone apparently stole our work credit card number and bought a subscription to a dating site and multiple orders of flowers. I guess relationships can be rough around the holidays, even for criminals.

Movie you’ve watched more than 6 times with a .gif (Hard mode, no Star Wars, Star Trek, LOTR, or Marvel)

Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.

The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service

still absolutely delighted by this and highly recommend giving it a watch. it is such a breath of fresh air to see someone who has gotten rich and popular online and is radicalized in the correct direction, because it almost never seems to happen.

What is your favorite "Christian" Christmas song and what is your favorite "Secular" Christmas song? "O Holy Night" often makes me cry when done right, and "Merry Christmas from the Family" by Robert Earl Keen is a long-standing favorite with my people

I want to be buried at sea. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me

One of my faves has a video addressing an issue I've seen come up a lot recently, so I thought I'd share! youtu.be/QFPGUTyo9Yk?...

Without downloading any new pics what's it like dating you?

who is following you dorks that you feel the need to repeatedly post that mtg is not on the side of the angels. it feels like spending a lot of time telling people not to eat hams they find on the ground

My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨

I long for a world where I am not *constantly* reminded, entirely and utterly against my will, of the icky sex proclivities of random mediocrities with money.

Hey, if you work at a fast food joint and you think you remember someone because they order the same thing at the drive-thru on a regular basis, NO YOU DON’T.

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

November 13

This is your doomscrolling rest stop, please enjoy.

reskeet with a tweet you still think about

The future of knowledge is yours to protect. #Wikipedia25 Donate now ➡️ donate.wikipedia25.org

Want a party that actually fights back? Run for office. We’ll help you. runforwhat.net

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

if you can't savor the villains losing you've lost the spark of beauty and ingenuity that makes life worth living

My neighbor is having new siding put up on their garage, and the gentleman doing the work has apparently decided nail guns are for suckers - he's been out there hammering basically all day for the last 3 days.

New awareness campaign

Every day I have to hear about some asshole

i don't care if you're here legally and i do not care what you buy with SNAP. you could not pay me to care!!!

Reminder that food banks have the ability to buy food in bulk and can make the most out of the economy of scale so cash (if you have it) is always preferred. But also, they're not going to say no to your pantry items. 💚