FINALLY i am back at home and clean and ensconced on the couch. time to finish onlyfriends and see what everyone is yelling about >:D

Children love this classic.

I've created a diagram of this guy's section of the table to hopefully clear up any questions. he probably would have let me take a picture but I didn't feel like asking.

so out of practice that I got to the concert exactly at doors.... on the plus side that means I got my pick of seats \o/

i think it's smart that the Wikipedia page for Chips and Dip opens with a "Rationale" section. a lot of people are flabbergasted to find out about this concept and need some grounding before they get into the history

found a cool concert to go to tonight but if i want to do that i cannot also take 3 hours to watch a single only friends episode......life is so cruel

this absolute slug-a-bug

back on my double chocolate muffins bullshit

none of these descriptions nor the pixelated buildup could have possibly prepared me for the reality of this mascot o___o

ofdo / oh raffy this is EMBARRASSING. get a hold of yourself dude.

got a massage...... FLATTENED 😊

my beautiful sunny son 🌞

BORN

[deducing from the tl] happy bts album release day to all who celebrate ✨

my blanket holds prints so well it's kind of spooky

Tbt to some very silly drawings I did for kinktober a million years ago, for literally no reason but to make myself giggle

watching house hunters and thinking about incest families,,

yeah he’s butch but im the BUTCHER #brushpen #traditionalart

i have done way too many errands today for it to not even be 3pm.....HOWEVER i now have a pizza and am about to watch only friends.

never once in my life have i had the urge to get a tramp stamp of any kind..................until now

in omegaverse if someone's designation doesn't map onto any of the official options.............does that make them nontrinary

#food ok I rallied and made a reuben grilled cheese. pizza tomorrow maybe

i keep ALMOST ordering takeout and then not doing it but tonight.......tonight i think i am for real getting pizza

when i accidentally earwormed myself with jump around* and went to look it up on youtube i had no idea how seasonally appropriate that video was about to be 😂 www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrL_...

this is so hard without knowing all the characters a lot better.........but the first thing i would want to do is introduce a gma style gender unicorn to the worldbuilding so that one of the guys could be Secretly A Gender Imposter........or are they 👀

He’s so good at this that I cannot let myself appreciate it fully, it feels like a trap

#lrp hyper cock n balls bang chan

Guys who are getting edged being told to “hold it”.. writhing and whining that they can’t hold it, it’s gonna come out, they’re trying like piss desperation but it’s cum, you feel me?

(suffering) why does my fic only get finished if I write it

ok i'm off for the next couple of days, i want to play too /o/ give me a bl show and a kink or two & i'll tell you what fic i'd write for it

ooooo looks like in next week's running man they're bringing offroad and zee on. BOYFRIEND TIME 👀

girl rules / omg gorya committing DRESS FRAUD. she is going to owe shasha so much for this........... 👀

this would be a fic about raffy having a very confusing jerkoff session where he starts off trying to imagine jack - leaning close to give him stage directions, maybe a bit too close, touching his waist, pushing him back against the wall and- but somehow it always morphs into cliche stepbrother porn

precanon fic where boston agrees to act as the drowning victim for his seniors' lifeguarding final exam and as compensation for his troubles they offer him their bodies~ this is a formative experience for young boston. THREE hot older hunks at his beck & call? it fuels his ego for literal years

when I saw the blurb on the box I was like "do they mean a pouch..?" but NO, there is an ACTUAL CAN OF FRUIT in this muffin mix. it's not even a pull top. I feel like I've been transported back into the early 90s

girl rules / someone put one of those fashion muzzles on shasha, i feel like it would be transformative for her

and what if i made night muffins..............................

ok i'm off for the next couple of days, i want to play too /o/ give me a bl show and a kink or two & i'll tell you what fic i'd write for it

i do not need a third cat my cats don't need a third cat [repeated muttering under breath]

made corned beef & cabbage for the first time, who wants to come over for some pretty decent corned beef & cabbage

Excuse YOU

watched the big lebowski for the first time......intriguing film........and also aesthetically and temperamentally the dude is way too much like me. much to contend with.

The full performance of “I Lied To You” from ‘SINNERS’ at the 98th Oscars. #Sinners #Oscars2026

work tv moment: ad for a local dentist featuring a guy who immigrated from the UK saying how bad his teeth were when he got here bc dental is not a priority there

#oscars you'll never believe it but watching this is making me want to go out and watch movies more often

Viewers noticed Ryan Coogler appears to have a guitar and treble clef braided in his hair at the #Oscars

#oscars woman in a cool suit alert for the sinners cinematographer 👀

#oscars sigourney weaver and pedro pascal walking out arm in arm......... WARN a bisexual jesus fucking god

Audrey Nuna in Thom Browne at the #oscars. More red carpet later on our site.