like what if we all just

cnc / a really hot thing would be a sadist and a masochist doing predator/prey play where the predator had to hold down the prey while they struggle and kick and scratch them to shit and keep raping them anyway the harder they fought. in my humble opinion.

nobody: hudson talking about his landscaping:

the titanic song (my heart will go on~)

Snow drift perfect place to keep water bottle snow drift keep water bottle nice and cold

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i keep leaving my water bottle in a snow drift 😭

ok i need to get up and do the trash and the last shoveling of the day. and then i can have an edible and melt into the couch as much as i want. heave ho /o/

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i always love a pairing where one of them is extremely sexually repressed but is emotionally available in general and the other is normal about sex but would kill themselves immediately if they ever displayed a feeling. they’re both giving each other a panic attack and that’s very beautiful to me

have you seen her

does anyone know how to cook the aldi fried rice so it isn't one mushy blob. like I'm eating it anyway but I would enjoy it more like. you know. fried rice.

I think it would be fun if there was a trend where people took dick pics but in the style of nail shop art. Where their holding objects incorrectly. Bonus points if their nails are done 💅✨️

time to go out and do The Last Shoveling........today. the sidewalk still needs digging out but that will have to be tomorrow's problem /o/

shoveled for the second time, making good headway. now i'm back inside with a heating pack and hot choccy and cat for cash ep 2 wheeee

made it home \o/ I am never leaving again

🎵 stuck at work all niiiiiight 🎶 but this time I'm glad / because I don't have to drive 🎵

4:3 crop is perfect lmao

Mood

One of my fav genre of posts is "I dreamed about this kind of food/dish and so I tried to make it." i.e: king's hand or "the big mamdani"

MADE IT TO WORK. i am not leaving again until they plow everything that was terrifying

STRESST ABOUT THE SNOW

Iridescent glow #Taemin #SHINee #art #digitalart

Alpha in arranged marriage to all omega household.

"what if you lose your hair on T" then i get to audition for Trans George Costanza in the Woke Seinfeld reboot

more micro macro 2k26

ok i'll jump on the bandwagon but i very much might not finish it

big shout out to everyone attempting to complete basic tasks

I once again must salute the account on here who takes headlines from the weird British guy and writes short horror fiction based on them

my loves: Coreo is one of my nearest and dearest, could use some help, and that could be donating or boosting or just sparing some good vibes. whatever you have it in you to do. 💜

This seems like a metaphor but no it's literal.

circumstances* FORCED me to perform the impossible task of "get up early and exercise" today and i am DISGUSTED by how great my focus, motivation, and mood have been ever since. how dare this work.

Throw away the freaking spy robots in your house.

he doesn't know that the laundry just finished washing 😥

Thousands dead. Millions injured

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hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca

post canon lbh rousing from sleep and sitting up in bed, stretching his arms over his head and yawning like a kitten, sharp teeth and all, hair ruffled and wild, and sqq is hit with such involuntary cuteness aggression that he tackles lbh back down into bed and binghe is like "AH!! Shizun!!!!!!"

I wish I knew stray kids better because I have a nasty stepsisters au bumping around in my head but it needs some characters to anchor it onto

transformation

the scones didn't come out great but they are an edible Unit Of Breakfast so i'll take it

Shrimp hat of a shrimp wearing a shrimp hat. Is this anything.

for the longest time the feed felt empty without it but now i don't like the text box at the top of the feed. let me scroll to the top cleanly goddamn it

ok i watched an entire episode of burnout syndrome, now i feel like i have Sat enough to go make scones

kind of figured today would be a wash between getting up early for the funeral, being at the funeral, and then all the socializing with new people after the funeral. but i'm still sitting all, why can't i pick one of these three open videos to watch? what is wrong with me ? 😔

I'm gonna make a new credit card company called SexCard that you can ONLY use for adult purchases. If you purchase any non-sexual items we will deny the transaction and you have to write us an essay on how the item is for a niche kink.

a concept i have been rotating lately is imagine a bl industry dating/partner selection show similar to dmd friendship but not exactly that. an au of that. and two contestants meet each other on it and just jive so well, just click instantly and feel like they've known each other for years.