he needs to be stopped

any guesses on how many chicken wings this is per the menu

ewb / wine and lal have suuuuuuuch big obvious crushes on each other. cannot wait to see them to pine while fucking over the course of however many episodes :D

skdhfbfbd I guess someone could benefit from the image of my scratched arm being filtered but I think everyone would want to know it was pricker vines, as the caption states. very useful to filter both....

posting about my dip #MyDip www.tumblr.com/bitterchord/...

gotta go out and do some yard work........it's a beautiful day.......i merely have the Inertia

Morning 😂.

somehow have a cat hair stuck between my teeth. have not been eating any cats.

did some googling and found out i was playing both of these while looking for a fatboy slim song. no wonder it didn't show up in their top tracks.

allergies ;___;

it has been done >;3

does anyone else terminally get the beastie boys and the chemical brothers mixed up or is that my own singular burden to bear

slightly increase a band the black and white keys

Here. I did this in my Notes app with my finger. #Oliveart

tonight's work tv pick: 4k drone footage of croatia because I am reading(!) fic(!!!) no one make any sudden movements that might spook my brain into forgetting how to do this for a other 5 months

the hits keep coming

I don't generally need help staying alive but this is inspiring me to be more of a freak

i want to make chocolate chip muffins so bad but I am at work ;__;

There's a screenshot going around of authors admitting to AI use and one of them appears to write hardcore monsterfucking fics and this makes me sad. If you're not writing monsterfucking fics for the sheer, genuine love of the game then what the hell are we even doing here?

many people are saying this

olived this

did one serious one and several silly ones

[thinking about xlov] gosh they're just so neat 🤩😍🥰😻💝💞🫰🙌🫶👯✨🎉🌸🏵️🪻🌷

I don't think I ever posted one of my most viral Sailor Moon comics here

Sometimes you got to brew yourself a cup.

lying on the ground hollowed out husk of myself dissolving into mist etc

girl rules / gorya with TWO incredibly hot beautiful and famous women chasing after her......she is in her element she is thriving she is living her best life

Big Brunch day

how do people find their future spouse or bff or whatever on tumblr. i'm back on it again and all i ever do is scroll through my dash and queue a few posts that especially tickle my fancy and leave. it is not a talking to people website to me

example one bajillion of how graphic design makes or breaks your tabletop rulebook

luat ep 7 / bro how many swords could you possibly need

is discord down for everyone but me? i'm over there happily posting my wooju bakery thoughts into the void but no one else in any other server is posting anything 😅

I also know a garlic kitten! This is Mills. He had a garlic bulb on this face.

CharanKhanin

HOME. unless I am feeling better than I have ever felt before I am calling out in the morning /o/

tummy still hurt 😭 should have called out.... curse my work ethic

tummy hurt :(

hyper fic where stud hybrids are modified to produce enough cum to service dozens of a farm’s breeding stock each day. they can be rescued from stud work and rehomed but make unpopular pets; most display unwanted humping behaviors and all need frequent tending to make sure they don’t get backed up

ofdo / because neither of them have any.....

Concubine, in action💦💦💦 1/2 #GanLink

my lottery dream home is the only good hgtv show. out of the rest, house hunters international is the most evil.

doing yoga together

Have You Seen Him

clipping my toenails in full view of the cats so they can understand this is a normal activity and not some unique torture I visit upon them

the aus this could inspire 😵‍💫

New art by myself #gayart #porn #kiss #muscles #cock #drawing

The Wall of Shame is known to make ne'er do wells discover something new about themselves.

i cooked a batch of food exactly 4 work lunches in size and while it is great to have that taken care of now my house smells delicious and there's no extra to eat ;____;

luat ep 6 / it's so convenient of this one night out in the rain to give our protagonists exactly alternating bouts of bl fever. they can just take turns giving each other sponge baths endlessly