okay so AI is absolutely cratering imminently and I need all of you to PROMISE me you won't take the high road, and will laugh and rub it in their faces as much as possible. I need you to laugh and go 'WE TOLD YOU SO, BITCH" at every opportunity, PLEASE be extremely mean and ruthless

だってKhaoMeow😹はこんなにナーラック💕なんだから、しょうがないっか🤭🤭🤭 #Khaotung #CatForCashFinalEP

if you want to know how important it is for you to do this math: the fees patreon took from me in 2025 add up to roughly 3 months of income. that's 3 months of income i would have paid taxes on if i didn't deduct the fees from the 1099. 3 months of income i never actually had!

ngl hearing some of the stuff the vp and marketing folks were convincing the guys of being necessary for this album is uh,,, well let's just say i literally have told friends to fire their agents for far less egregious crimes

another day another topless joong selfie in the gym

BTS by hauntability index: HS: doesn’t even have to be real NJ: overthinking increases susceptibility JM: good material for a variety show SJ: a dongsaeng is summoned to fight YG: therapizes the ghost into crossing over TH: finds out if they know famous dead people JK: enjoys a friend in his house

is that a vibrator in your pocket or is your penis just really scared of me

having the data-management gig has also been nice because learning a new and boring thing has kept me from thinking every waking minute about whether or not i'm gonna get The Job

stunner ten summary!

I am really feeling some kind of way (pos?? I think? pos but achey??) about seeing Namjoon out and about and using accessibility aids and thinking about him discovering all the ways in which the world is and is not accessible when you are anything less than fully abled.

Everyone is celebrating this because it's good. But it’s important to remember it's also funny.

time to finish cat for cash!! i do so love to look at first and khaotung

BTS by whose house you could successfully film a horror movie in: NJ: Absolutely not, it’s just plants and clean lines and natural colors in there, chill vibes only SJ: No, this house has imprinted on its owner and the villain will end up wearing a matching RJ pajama set

former ZB1 Kim Gyuvin #김규빈

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another piece about subpar healthcare

been seeing a certain amount of ‘LLMs are a tool like any other’ on the timeline recently. in the interest of contributing to a lively marketplace of ideas let me offer another perspective. LLMs can suck my dick and choke on it

they're married your honor

our first butt slap of the era

Feeling a whole ass pile of feels about how it's specifically Hobi singing the "if everything's happy mmm that ain't real" line as our hope and the one that is usually the moodmaker and ugh I just I love all of them and how carefully this is all crafted

witness my soüp (and pink milk because it's spicy)

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Daily #wonho

hehe im in danger

Thee Boy

I kinda think that, perhaps, BTS would like to see ARMY faces instead of a sea of phones pointed at them at all times, I'm sure they missed us to... they literally started the album with: put your phone down, let's get all the fun

New desktop wallpaper

Almost brought to tears by one line of dialogue I’m normal and fine

完璧✨ #FirstKhaotung #CatForCashFinalEP

accidentally caught in a fifteen minute reverie about off and tay's respectively head technique

"bro is this fetish art 😭" anything and everything you will ever interact with is someone's fetish. someone wants to fuck clouds. someone's horniest thought is to be a branch on a tree. someone's going to fuck a salt shaker. someone wants to fuck math. someone did. his name was albert einstein

🐥: i always take off my clothes when i get home 🐨: he’s always naked 🐰: naked jimin! 🥴🥴🥴

the unspeakable urges this raises within me

ARE WE SEEING THEM?!?! THESE FITS 🔥🔥🔥 🔗 x.com/seokjinfile/...

New fic! Burnout Syndrome, Pheem/Jira and Koh/Jira, several years post-canon: no one has grown or improved one tiny bit and we all like it that way. archiveofourown.org/works/81748431

Thread. I'm begging people to realize how much we've already given in just the past 25 years. I'm old enough to remember when surveillance wasn't ubiquitous and before ICE or the TSA existed. There was even a time when the average cop wasn't kitted out for full on urban warfare.

cannot wait to watch this couples-edition running man episode ft special guests offroad and zee

Tul Pakorn

Seeing ICE detaining people at airports is so sickening and so are the details about the LGA plane crash. Just a fraction of the money they’re using to brutalize families could be spent on rehiring air traffic controllers, who they fired so they could brutalize more people

one easy and free way to do this is to email the library and thank them for whatever they're doing that you like

Jay is asking if you wanna see the rest of the photos from this set…? 👀👀👀

Single?! Sure Joong... #JoongDunk

CAN'T. STOP. LOOPING.

ATEEZ Yunho & San

<SWIM> Performance Video

markohm monday, in honor of ohm's birthday last week 💚💜

BTS (방탄소년단) <SWIM> Official Performance Video Premieres exclusively on @/Spotify & @/AppleMusic 🎵 Spotify: open.spotify.com/track/4wlEUh... 🎵 Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/music-vid... 🎵 Apple Music(KR): music.apple.com/kr/music-vid... #BTS #방탄소년단 #BTS_ARIRANG #BTS_SWIM #KEEPSWIMMING

the sad reality: your favorite local haunts (that indie bookstore with the queer book club, the game shop that hosts tcg nights, the cafe with local art shows, etc) are always teetering on the edge of closure every single month. just a reminder to show these places love whenever you can.