also taehyung: gestures wordlessly that he’s hungry and he’s gonna go eat and waves bye so that everyone understands ♡

💜 BTS is/in Art - Re-Post 💜 It is always fun to figure out how to use BTS photos with non-conventional angles. I like this example a lot! ART USED: 2012 Work, Yoon Hyup (2012) #btsisinart #bts #ot7

"He's our sharpest blade." 🤭 #BloodRiver #LiDaiKun #cdrama

look at him go lmao

hobi’s like really handsome did you know that

if you need me, i'm just gonna be watching wonho crush things on a loop

A mimi, a mimir #jimin #btsfanart

i maintain that it is better if "old man yaoi" is not parsed as a genre designation but as the name of a person – constructed along the lines of monikers such as "old man john" or "spiders georg", just that their given name is "yaoi", and they're the spirit of gay romance fiction or some such thing

I just really looked at the drink vending machine in the staff break room at my new job for the first time. The offerings are: Diet Coke 7up Hydration water Pepsi Diet Dr. Pepper Diet Dr. Pepper (yes, again) Snapple juice Diet Snapple tea Sunkist and now I have several questions

XLOV Wumuti #우무티

apartment

Daechwita embroidery broocn in progress. I finally finished embroidery the brooch. Will finish the final beooch when it's done 🥹💜 #bts

+4

GLORIOUS

The real reason Jungkook has such giant, starry eyes is that he has evolved to be optimized for an almost total absence of light

Cannot help but wonder if the only reason he has a grey chair is so that we can see him

Hyun + Haru videos are so special to me

Holy shit Haru 😳 #xlov #haru

Gosh, Rui is so pretty. #xlov

#xlov #wumuti

calm #btsart #jimin

Yoongi husband real sequel! The “top this” saga!

NJ is their husband: a thread

JK: this is still news to JK. every time someone says “your husband,” JK gets a little startled, furiously blushing

"Omg ___ is such a third wheel here!🤣🤣" "LOL when you end up third wheeling a couple!😂😂" Have you considered that maybe he's their third??? Have you considered that maybe they all fuck nasty???? Ya ever think about THAT

props to WSJ for once on a useful notion, ADMIN PARTY for everybody

BTS as Sun Tzu: SJ: In the midst of chaos, there is also opportunity JM: Attack is the secret of defense; defense is the planning of an attack NJ: One mark of a great soldier is that he fights on his own terms or fights not at all JK: If your opponent is temperamental, seek to irritate him

HS: Plan for what is difficult while it is easy; do what is great while it is small TH: Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness YG: Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt

[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison] 🎵Baba Yaga 🎵Walking down the street 🎵Baba Yaga 🎵House with chicken feet 🎵Baba Yaga

just rapline stuff

Only One Bed is my villain origin story because so many people are writing it like you just need a room with just one bed and not understanding that the One Bed is the set-up to explore like 100 different choices you make when you are suddenly thrust into extremely intimate forced proximity!

Only One Bed is characterization! It's tension! Every choice says something! Does someone sleep on the floor? can anyone sleep at all? does someone get up with a blanket for the person on the floor? do they go to bed on opposite sides & wake up cuddling? ENDLESS VARIATIONS to tell a story!

A quick V #btsfanart

🎵To the place 🎵Where I belong 🎵East midlands 🎵Just the east bit 🎵Couple of leisure centres 🎵Couple of pubs

concept: wen ning, speech therapist

wen ning :D #MDZS #WenNing #魔道祖师

she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October

most "u up" lookin ass picture 😫

YALL SEE THE JILF? I WAS POSSESSED!!!!! #applesdraw #jiangcheng A-LING!!!! YOUR JIUJIU!!!!!!!!

BTS: “h-“ Hobi: god you’re fucking fine as hell

Hoseok shooting his shot to Namjoon on Namgi Day, like yes we know it's rapline poly WE KNOW

Namjoon knows a place (no eye contact required)

🐨❤️🐱 Commission for @kuunkajo.bsky.social 💜 #kinkaminkart

I hear it was Namgi day recently (and you all know my soft spot for Namgi) so here's our awkwardly affectionate founding fathers. 🐨❤️🐱 #kinkaminkart

lost in the sauce

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