all my homies in nyc please wave back to chris when he waves at you with both hands like a dork it’s very important

[re-frying french fries to eat with my eggs] breakfast potatoes

at all times we should be pondering the erotic consumption of seo changbin

CUTIEFUL CHANGBIN 😭

meanwhile hyunjin faces the slutty slutty consequences of his actions

okay slut

hey seungmin do you think i.n is cute

hey (with the intention of making your fries my fries)

the ship gets a bad rap for allegedly ‘pairing the spares’ but i love jeongin & seungmin a lot. i feel like seungmin never provokes their sensitive maknae the way he does his hyungs and jeongin doesn’t treat seungmin like he’s weird or annoying even when he’s deliberately being both of those things

squishing all my friends in nyc together

me normally: eat the rich 🔪 me @ changbin: eat the rich 🤤🙏🏻💦

when jeongin kisses seungmin it’s like being devoured every time, open mouthed and a little messy; jeongin wipes drool off his chin with the back of one hand and looks at seungmin with deep satisfaction. he knows when their puppy needs to go under and he’s gentle, pushing seungmin to his knees.

men with hairy bellies have too much power 😔

chan wrapping himself around seungmin and kissing every inch of skin he can reach, endlessly enthusiastic. seungmin pushes his face away at one point and chan just kisses his palm; impossible. seungmin likes him a humiliating amount. he gives up and lets himself be grabbed & thoroughly mauled.

dabbing on spicebomb before meetings so i feel like a very SEXY tired lump

i cannot pretend to be immune to the puppy jock 4 puppy jock potential of mingyu and jungkook fucking

what if felix held seungmin’s face in his hands and kissed his cheeks and eyelids and nose and temples so gently. usually he attacks seungmin with loud smacking kisses and cackles when seungmin puts up a token struggle, but today seungmin is still and felix is quiet. he kisses seungmin’s lips next.

wanna write little kisses for seungmin

i was viciously attacked this morning

much to think about

i think chan has always been at least a little bit in love with just about everybody he knows at the company, regardless of gender. it doesn’t start to feel remarkable until he has a group of his own, and then chan is… very reasonably concerned about the safety and happiness of his boys, is all

similarly important content

based on what i’ve seen it’s like minho (monster cock) hyunjin (biiiig boy) chan (fat. girthy.) jeongin (90% based on bde) jisung (surprisingly substantial) felix (CUTE. for his frame, decent!) changbin (nice fat morsel) seungmin (is it really small or do i just think that would be hot? who knows)

i should post the skz dick size ranking in my heart. who cares if i’m right? to argue with me people will have to show me stray kids dick content and what could be more right than that

everyone say thank you lee know 🍆✨

good morning yet again to minho’s big swinging cock in grey sweats 🫡

"fiction normalizes—" idk abt any of that but I think social media has normalized absolutely batshit behavior and social conventions that are inconceivable to anyone that is actually well-balanced and thriving in the real world and that's a bigger problem than fiction will ever be

jisung gets his first crush on a new transfer student in middle school and handles it by declaring the boy his nemesis and complaining about him constantly. meeting minho as a trainee is much the same. from the first time jisung lays eyes on him, he’s furious. how dare minho be so fucking pretty?

even if you're like me who is a fucking wooden board you gotta follow people who are into being transformed into an inflatable goo dragon to exercise the plasticity in your brain into understanding that the internet shouldn't be full of people only talking about their chipotle burrito bowls

seungmin does like girls, as a concept. the details of that liking tend to be where he gets lost. sometimes he makes friends with girls who end up having crushes on him and that, particularly, feels as if he’s wading through a bog and sinking further with each step. he doesn’t like that part at all.

oh ok bye everyone it was nice knowing you

felix isn’t the first boy hyunjin falls in love with, not by a long shot—that was in kindergarten, so long ago as to feel completely unremarkable now. but it’s with felix, the most perfect boy on the planet, for whom hyunjin cannot conjure a single sexual thought, that he realizes he may be ace

Kim Seungmin?!? #skizzy

changbin is the first person hyunjin comes out to and he’s proud of that. he loves hyunjin for being so brave and honest but he also loves being the first to be trusted. it makes him feel special, like he’s done something right. maybe that’s selfish, but he often is when it comes to his hyunjinnie

chan doesn’t think of himself as bisexual exactly, he’s just horny and has a lot of hot friends. like minsung, who sometimes make out in front of him until jisung’s whimpering gets chan so hard he has to excuse himself. that kind of thing. it happens. it doesn’t mean he wants to be, like… included.

thanks for nothing minho😭

tfw you casually cling to your new work acquaintance as if he’s the only good thing keeping you afloat

for seungmin it’s a crush on a pitcher, his favorite of the lotte giants when he’s thirteen and starting to think baseball won’t be his future—it hurts, so much, but he still tunes into every game and wonders anxiously if his mother can sense that his gaze keeps drifting to watch the pitcher’s ass

felix jerks off to changbin fancams and visions of biceps for years before seungmin snaps and suggests that doing so is, and always has been, pretty gay. felix is floored by this. him? gay? why, bc he happens to appreciate men’s bodies? bc looking at changbin always turns him on? grow up, seungmin

after years of his mother kindly and unsubtly hinting that whatever he might be into is just fine with her, minho still isn’t convinced there’s anything to report until a few weeks after his recruitment—the first time he sees chan really smile. then minho’s lungs are expanding, too big for his chest

happy pride 💕

felix isn’t gay. he isn’t! he just loves Men. of course it’s fine for *other* people to be gay—thinking this gives felix a strange feeling in his stomach, so maybe he needs to be more accepting. but he’s just a man who appreciates men. big men, strong men, honest men, hardworking men. real Men.

jeongin has things handled when it comes to his sexuality. he doesn’t date and can’t plan to as an idol, and he doesn’t believe in casual sex, so him potentially being gay is a non-issue. best for everyone that he avoid thinking about it; then he never has to find out what his parents would say.

producer chris & rapper changbin have met so many times for work, but it’s never been like this. chan is tipsy, flushed and giggly and flirty about it, and every time changbin compliments his pretty hyung he sees a flare of naked want in chan’s eyes. it makes him want to keep going, for some reason

ok give me a stray kid (+optional word or ship) and i’ll make up one way they could’ve realized they’re queer

idol anorexia // complicated feelings about the level of emaciation being celebrated as androgyny goals. tbh

everyone is gay this month it’s the law

I don't need to be "protected" from seeing porn, I need porn artists to be protected from being debanked, having their work stolen by AI, being abused for the content of their work, and going broke.