genuine question why is the torso of every single shirt so fucking long

LATEST TRUEANON EP IS ABOUT SUMMUM?????

every single time i’ve seen mrs. lu lately we have just debriefed on things about khemjira that made us mad for like 40 minutes

i do love when they have an actor do a gay show and a straight show in the same year. anything4pay

this is absolutely frying me i'm sorry

"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace

this shirt is so awesome

mother just came into my room with a jar and said “do you want to be MASC and open this for me?”

molly tea opened in my city so we went and i honestly would not wish that experience on anyone

piñon-juniper forest… 😍

mrs. lu and i just got a romantic couples massage at the very fancy spa and then at the end she was like “well? is your mind cleared?” and i was like “well, i was just thinking about yaoi the whole time. so i guess yes.” and she got mad at me

this was so good. lowkey

i was getting indian food for dinner and while i was there i overheard this grandpa with a very thick southern accent saying to his wasian grandchildren “oh, is that what y’all call ‘dim sum’” about samosas

literally begging on my hands and knees. does anyone have the arthur chu bert and ernie "it's almost certainly more subversive if they're not gay" tweet

sometimes mrs. lu says stuff that is just like. is it your first day in the world

trying to figure out a way to phrase something for my grad school apps that doesn’t make me sound insanely mentally ill

unbelievable bumper sticker i saw today

just went to the book store to see if they had something and there was some sort of kpop cock sleeve event going on… never been so scared in my life

wearing a tunic over jeans today and mother is NOT a fan

just saw a post so good I have to put it here too

ok my ratings scale is: 😐: not necessarily my thing, but i could be convinced (i recognize that the emoji seems negative but it is meant to communicate a noncommittal/neutral expression...) 👍: GOOD! 😁: my favorite the best ever

the epic yet cautious high of the tag “transmasc!character” followed by the epic yet predictable low of “vaginal sex”

tis the season.

just had such a stressful drive because the “I NEED GAS!!!” light was blinking at me for most of it and i was extremely isolated and couldn’t fill up. but when i finally reached gas my car still had 25% of a tank left… okay whatever

mrs. lu bit me so fucking hard on the neck tonight and said it was her “omegaverse claiming bite," but when i tried to bite her back she was like "ugh! that's so anti-omega rights of you...” and got mad

my partner and i have a reputation for loving really really bad music, so our friends will always send us the worst music they find. and then inevitably we get super into it

ughhhhh trying to write fanfiction but nothing has enough rape in it to hold my attention these days

cold-emailed a professor i'm interested in working with and then immediately got the "i'm attending to a family emergency" auto-reply. FUCKKKKKKKKKKK... HE'S GOING TO THINK I'M A WRETCHED BEAST...

why is literally everyone an american historian... like get a job

got out of the shower today and as i gently patted my left nipple graft dry it fully came off onto the towel 😟

touching grass 😁

dude why does every single program have a different page requirement for the writing sample

mrs. lu really really likes jet and charn from khemjira so she is trying to convince me to grow my hair out to look like jet’s rn

haven’t seen mrs. lu in 2 weeks and as soon as i arrived she immediately started sniffing my neck

Jimmy is so funny 😭😂 he's been On this agenda

transvestigated! in scipio, utah

wearing shiny black boots and i have my shirt tucked into my pants… i feel like a tom of finland drawing

if they ever make pavel do the evil de-moleing surgery that they make all the kpop boys get… let’s just say that you will see me in the news

all of my possible answers for this are most likely lost to the sands of time/the gossamer archive... so i will tap a more recent favorite. this one was EXTREMELY formative in making me think a little more outside the box, regarding what i felt like i could or couldn't write

i showed my mom the “every single person is my enemy” song and now she will walk around saying it

this was still so advanced... [my r63 tgcf diaspora au name headcanons]

made a bunch of cookie dough to put in the freezer so i can make cookies whenever i want but unfortunately it is instead encouraging a worse behavior (eating a little ball of frozen cookie dough whenever i want)

is there anything worse than finding the perfect shoe and then buying another pair and it's DIFFERENT...

it's literally over...

omg actually saw this irl this summer

just drank some tea. have you guys heard of this stuff? it’s amazing

the last time i saw bestie victor seow, he told me that, when he’s struggling to get words on paper, he just opens a blank email and starts writing, because he’s always writing emails and he finds it really easy to do

who coined "normal is just a setting on the fucking machine"... i use it ALL the time so i'd like to thank you

Love when my 20 yo son returns from the hospital after a weird 1 day coma and is suddenly acting oddly graceful and serene and then a ultra hot young man shows up at the door during dinner wearing weird robes and they just keep staring into each others eyes with indescribable yearning