🎶'Stacy's plums, were gone before the morn, Stacy's plums, my breakfast they've become, Stacy can't you see, no fridge is safe from me, I know that it was wrong, but I have eaten Stacy's plums'.🎶

My response to people who say there are too many lists is that there aren't enough. I want the mass-ballot canon-forming ones, the ones limited by genre or era, the eccentrically personal ones. They're all an invitation to discussion and discovery. Remember that they're not legally binding and relax

GET OFF THE PHONE UNCLE ROY

Your daily affirmation: It's hard to feel ok when the world is not ok, so carry on in your own weird way.

A SOCETY WHERE YOUR NOT ALLOWED TO RIP A PISS IS A SOCIETY THAT CAN RIP IN PISS - dashare.zone ADMIN

it's don't kill yourself thursday. repost to don't kill yourself

FUCK ICE

im ngl "ligma" is a word that reeks of subtle Anglophobia and we should probably expunge it from our vocabularies.

All of Bezo's money and testosterone should be redistributed to those with the most need: scrawny transmasc baristas

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it's a pity that "making up a sexy story in your head" and "jerking off" are demonized in our society because those are the easiest and most ethical ways to make yourself happy ever invented. Christians don't want you to know about this one weird hack

"pizza-flavored melange"

Don't give up on your dreams. If you wish to disappear into the forest and become a legendary creature of darkness who haunts a little town at the ragged edge of the world, I know you can do it. I believe in you.

Humm day #bloomcounty #billthecat #opus #goodmorning #comics #oliver #outland #SteveDallas

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i will succeed because i am a pervert 🥳🫡

Slightly increase a band Bismuth Zeppelin

agreement corner has VERY harsh punishments for disagreements, and we all find ourselves forced to agree: they're tough, but fair www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

"We need to invite Marjorie Taylor Greene into the tent but a campaign stop with Liz Cheney is a bridge too far" is real "I'm going to become the Joker" stuff for me.

Everytime I try to join a discord server it's like this

MY TURN - dashare.zone ADMIN

A lot of people screaming "we should eliminate the strands that hold society and democracy together, because I'm mad" again, without ever stopping what that would mean for them and that you really don't want that.

The average American has three friends

Mortal Kombat: Burnination (2003)

Bring back the ancient knowledge

...is THAT why he was in the Mario Galaxy movie Nintendo, you crafty bastards

I let the fear delay me until the age of 40 and I do not advise it. Coming out will not be easy but it is worth doing as soon as reasonably possible. Whatever you're scared of will not hurt worse than being unable to move or think or breathe even inside your own head

For decades we’ve had school shootings and seen government do nothing. I’m proud that today we passed my bill to ban assault weapons for the first time in MN history. We can never bring back Harper & Fletcher, but today we can say we did all we could to make sure no family endures this ever again.

the most metal phrase of all time was uttered in a tumblr shitpost about mushrooms

Slightly diminish a book House I Left

i should probably print this out and pin it to my monitor to save me the trouble of a lot of online arguments.

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Loser of the Battle of Minnesota says what

I don’t think people should verbally abuse Will Stancil online

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can a faggot get some big ups for calling Comcast on the phone to cancel serviiiiiiiice 🎸🎉🎉🎊

i saw a tiktok about how writing fanfiction in childhood is a sign of LinkedIn usage and i can't stop thinking about it

The Two Trumps