In retrospect, naming your media outlet after the perpetrators of the Armenian Genocide was probably a red flag.

This is the hill you decided to attack? Well done Pickett

Shocked that the institutions that announced they wouldn't cooperate with ICE were actually lying and spying on their teammates opposition

BROKKEN PIJL

I hear they're televising a Battle of Fulford remake this Saturday on Telemundo.

Platner playing keep away with a shepherd's crook that seems to be growing increasingly agitated.

oh neat, Vance got Yooned by Kirkification

england is going through a rough time right now, it's not nice to make things up to make them look silly

What insect could be more endearing than a bumblebee?

“due to a scorpion infestation at my airbnb”

Cycling coolant and venting waste heat (drinking soda and wearing underwear around the house)

Shinzo Abe only died once, Charlie Kirk dies one billion times per second on the World Wide Web

I think that for democracy to work, you need to have at least two candidates who are actually trying to get elected.

Great reporting on this perspective in Science: www.science.org/doi/10.1126/... 1. Risks of ultra-processed foods are likely caused by their differences in specific nutritional properties, not in being 'processed' 2. 'Ultra-processed' miscategorizes many healthy + sustainable plant-based products

".. The city added 38,682 units to its housing stock last year—the most new apartments completed in a single year for the city since 1965 .." @wsj.com #NYC www.wsj.com/real-estate/...

The terrible dampness of Outside™

yes it probably is actually

or held in russia or argentina under a military dictatorship or in mexico 2 years after the military killed scores of unarmed protestors or...... there had to be something in a fascist country in europe before WWII, right?

Yeeeeeoooooouuueeeesssss

chat how many yellow cards was that

Mexico, trying the exact same thing, again, and it not working

There’s Englishmen laying all over the pitch, it looks like Verdun out there

See how far we've come:

Nothing like arguing over what countries call fútbol/calcio/soccer to bring the truly boorish losers out of the woodwork.

ai doesn’t work if you don’t know what the hell you’re talking about, episode 6 zillion or so, but i will say: before we do another round of stem vs humanities discourse, remember that all the worst people in silicon valley are humanities and social science majors

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Nineteen year olds probably shouldn't be driving hypercars.

well that's rockstar, uber and nvidia on the fuck no list source www.bbc.com/news/technol...

I guess now I have to live long enough to see the tricentennial. Fuck.

it’s official now

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doing some quick reputation-saving research before posting a joke about “flushing, queens” and ending up four hours later on the wikipedia page for the geological formation of fire island

Cabo Verde must be avenged

NCOSE, one of the main groups pushing KOSA, has been caught citing fake cases in an attempt to shut down legal sex work. Why are Dems like @blumenthal.senate.gov still treating the faith-based, anti-porn group as respectable, reliable legislative partner?

The ability to sleep but incorrectly is the worst thing you learn with age.

absolute mood

Bugs is shrimp

To some extent this is like asking for a pony and throwing a fit because a pony requires upkeep

refusing to vaccinate my pets for rabies: “i’m worried about pawtism”

People deliberately misunderstanding that there is no amendment guaranteeing the right to reproductive healthcare. There should be! But there isn't. Gun rights and abortion are not *textually* protected on the same level (Federal).

I guess were doing another schism

Hot, Wet July (unsexy)

it's a good thing i'm building an archive of every disc ever made and will be making them available for free

Welcome to Wrath Month

embrace (American-by-choice) Carl Schurz Thought

Just once in my life I want to deploy a bipod but, like, cool.