A superb owl, you say? Yes, thank you.

An intern is about to commit suicide, but this time we'll remember not to save a draft notice about it ahead of time.

“We cannot just abolish ICE!” Bestie, you are older than ICE.

I pet the dog. I recover sanity.

Star Wars Liberals arguing the Empire is bad but our first priority is making sure rebel activities don't interfere with business and confiscating Chewbacca's bowcaster.

New game on my radar? VHOLUME. Same developer as Straftat, with music by 1000 Eyes, who did very good musical work for SIGNALIS. Brutalist Mirror's Edge? Yes please.

This is why the are already dropping the felony charges against the 22 folks arrested last week. They don't have the goods and no one to do the work to prosecute.

Will is right in that Minneapolis is a uniquely difficult city to build roadblocks or checkpoints in because it's mostly grid. The Minehaha and St. Anthony parkways are probably the only two places I would expect a hasty checkpoint to work.

sorry man you voted to take away immigrant's right to due process you don't get to say that ICE can't do push-ups

Perfectly Evil Robot Minion, by Palantir and Other Ads from 2035

Not happy about being in the "DM me if you have questions about body armor" part of my life.

Will it be MN > ICE or the other way round?

They really need to sort this out cos I heard that anonymous staffer appears over 38,000 times in the Epstein files.

I am a machine that turns money into impulse purchases.

The are attempting to gut and destroy the boundary waters and the vote is as early as NEXT WEEK. Please call everyone now!

Who wore it best: Minneapolis or Obama?

Happening Now: Six people have chained themselves together outside Morrill Hall at the University of Minnesota, saying they won’t leave until President Rebecca Cunningham meets with them and declares the campus a sanctuary and ends all cooperation with ICE.

If someone ever puts my face on a monkey with AI? I will pay a human artist to draw them taking backshots from Tommy Wiseau.

One ICE guy stopped in the middle of a road in the middle of a block and turned on his lights, and it was thrilling to watch a whole fleet of commuters pull up one by one, parking at the top and bottom of the block, ahead, behind, covering all the exits, a kind of police standoff in reverse

Are we great. @wsj.com www.wsj.com/politics/ele...

NEW: A masked federal agent in a convenience store parking lot in the northern Twin Cities suburb of Coon Rapids told legal observers that Minnesota’s status as a blue state is linked with the removal of residents [VIDEO below] MORE: unicornriot.ninja/2026/federal...

One day I dream that a leftist militia can exist without getting immediately penetrated by the FBI. They don't seem to do that to armed groups with names like "Hitler's Wolves" for some reason.

It's pretty crazy that we got someone to the moon in 1969. Every time I think about it, I'm amazed. That's it. No joke. I just think NASA was really something special.

A good thing you can do about this instead of dooming is Google “how to become a poll observer in [your town]”

Starting to think these weren’t really applied with the consideration required by law

Guess the film

My Own Summer (of Intolerable Cruelties)

I just realized this implies the existence of a pro-car Mamdanist faction

Minneapolis residents are trying a new tactic to slow and deter federal agents from entering city neighborhoods. Called filter blockades, they’re pop-up block parties in the middle of city streets, and they’ve already earned the ire of Trump border czar Tom Homan (1) www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...

Critical support to all non-Bezos Jeffs

I will never be funny, but at least sometimes I am right. Also I have never been to Little Saint James, so I've got that going for me.

Yes I believe in harm reduction.

ICE hasn't shot an unarmed person for a whole twelve days. My anxiety is telling me we're essentially "overdue".

"Please stop running People's checkpoints because your neighbors are getting kidnapped." Also does this mean professional grade checkpoints are okay?

"Who among us is not a heinous sex criminal or accomplice?" -Every wealthy or connected man, suddenly

Minnesota ICE Enforcement: Tracking Alleged Constitutional Violations in Court A searchable bank of plaintiffs’ sworn statements of what happened to them. www.justsecurity.org/130745/minne... #RacialProfiling #ICE

Absolutely psychotic that you cannot get Democrats to summon one tenth of the energy they have for gun bans on a wealth tax. "Sorry, I can't do my taxes I'm busy painting my miniatures" energy.

John Wick but it's set in Little Saint James. Please Lionsgate I beg of you.

Somehow not completely bullshit. Still not the abolition of ICE, but this is Schumer we're talking about.

Some ideas for Fox News when they need more made up ideologies: Militant Queer Spinisterdom Atheist Dildo Occultism Radical Left Handedness (very sinister) Anti-Car Mamdanism Socialist Book Club Proliforationism

Posting non-stop to forget that this body is rotting flesh and electricity damn I remembered again.

Arm your friends

Indie journalists are worth their weight in gold.

Haha fuck haha oh no

I only vaguely knew about Gladwell and his work but my god, this is torture

This might sound insane to some, but if you are for restricting any freedoms in the Bill of Rights you're a worm to me. 1A, 4A, 2A, doesn't matter. You suck.

If I was a bird I wouldn't have to fill out a self-assessment.

If I was Angie Craig I would be very nervous about my election odds right now.

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