Next time someone tells me that "violence has no place in politics" I will ask them to explain to me what happens if I choose not to pay my taxes over, say, an illegal war of choice in Iran.

Maybe the DFL should just have a quota for nominating people with insane (but leftist) political beliefs. Having to talk to Posadists is a small price to pay for not being wet noodles forever.

Celebrate every mom with SHEIN

This is equivalent to flying a big red flag that has "we are very racist" printed on it.

If I was the leader of an organization and my opponents described members of said organization as trash that needs to be "taken out", I would be distributing informational materials on how to form community defense groups. I would not be doing what Tim Walz is doing right now.

I own books that can make you gay, and they're great.

Every time someone has brought me an incorrect order they actually have to take the food out back and shoot it seven times with a .45 pistol, actually.

How do you feel about Donald Trump's actions as president so far? [adjacent to an artful and flattering black-and-white sketch of me] Jon, 43, white "I no longer call it the Sun. I call it the Hot Moon. You cannot catch and eat the Hot Moon because it moves too fast because it is late for school."

I woke up and there is a blue man with a gun all over my feed but apparently this is a good thing.

We're going to have to deal with "Clean FBI" bullshit just like the "Clean Wehrmacht" mythos when all of this is done.

I’m in Burnsville, MN now, corner of County 11 and 122nd. HSI and FB are here, checking out a daycare center. It’s profoundly upsetting to see a school bus getting kids across the street from Burnsville PD, who are here doing traffic work for the feds.

when we mourn le guin, we mourn one of our greatest writers & thinkers. but we also mourn one of our all-time greatest haters

"What if every red state disenfranchised any minority and made sure 45-55 preference by population became 0-100 by representation" If anybody thought the Republican response to Virginia was to rethink their position, here is your answer.

We've talked a lot about the Presidential Ballroom but what about the Vice-Presidential Labyrinth I am constructing underneath the West Wing.

Even if billionaires leave California and take their tax revenue with them, the overall reduction in wealth inequality is still good.

the thing about a president who is pollling at like 30% and who appears to have no functional opposition is a lot of people can feel bad about him for a lot of different reasons. Run that over a long enough time and it's an ideological cornucopia of shooters, united mostly by target & poor execution

So just to repeat their own words back to them, bailing on this party and donating the food to a shelter for abused families is something they would only do at gunpoint

We are going to give the president more fluids than any president has ever been given before All of the fluids. All.

State Monopoly on Violent Rhetoric, same as always.

ICE has to be dismantled. If someone is convinced it can be reformed I don't even know what to say anymore.

2029: Jimmy Kimmel called upon to remove second pinky knuckle by Katie Miller for saying “good evening everyone” instead of “ladies and gentlemen”. by the second week Kimmel has record ratings and Barack Obama has given him the okay to bring back his Karl Malone impression.

I would love to know what the top priority would be… Passing legislation that Donald Trump will sign?

Can we make "Und Doch" non-fascist because that shit *absolutely* slaps.

If you think this is bad, just wait till you see the furry stuff I got.

It would be extremely based if the Democratic party wanted to abolish capitalism. Unfortunately Rick Scott is a moron and a liar. However: it is incredibly funny that the response to "someone tried to kill the president again" from a lot of Democrats now is "so they didn't get him?"

Pro tip: do not, under any circumstances, get in a single engine aircraft.

The 40th Anniversary of the Chernobyl Incident is today. A great time to remember why government transparency and not ignoring health and safety protocols are important. Also a great time to remember the courage of ordinary people who dove in to clean up the mess the government created.

"The government should be able to violate your rights for *my* pet issue though" No. I don't care how noble your cause is. Covering the planet in surveillance cameras, putting trackers in devices, or restricting protests is wrong. Fuck off.

There could be a photo of Stancil leading the defense of the St. Paul capitol from armed brownshirts and people would probably still complain he isn't woke enough. He's not perfect but he was in the Twin Cities with the rest of us going *extremely* hard.

Breach psychosis in normie libs would be funnier if I didn't have to see the AI slop they keep posting about Trump. Also: go do a community event. Pick up garbage or something, I don't know. Stop doing lone wolf stuff.

Softlibs skeeting how we need to "pass common sense gun laws" to keep a normal person (a *teacher*) from owning a shotgun or handgun is hilarious. Like I get that you don't want to confront that government cruelty and disenfranchisement cause normal people to lose it but, like, c'mon.

I'm sorry are we arguing that travelling to a different state with an unloaded firearm should be illegal now?

Why in the Actual Fuck was Jacob Frey even at the White House Correspondent's Dinner?

The quote post to like ratio on this one is extremely telling. Oh yeah and the comments are locked.

At this point I really do believe that he has a guardian... something. Not an angel, but definitely a something. Probably with horns, a little hat, and a penchant for making people miss.

Regular reminder (unfortunately)

ah well nevertheless

I'll need a list of who to unfollow.

Turn on the tv, any channel! They hit the fucking Pawtagon!

A Dog's Life in the American Navy

this week's post is about the coming privacy apocalypse. age verification, 3d printing snitchware, telematic insurance, and of course palantir posting a fascist manifesto margaretkilljoy.substack.com/p/the-coming...

This guy is probably behind 20% off all Minnesotan firearms purchases made this year. I wonder why.

“No,” said Frog.

Okay I guess everyone needs to accept that sometimes the guy with the Nazi tattoos might *occasionally* be the more ethical choice

This one is going to be a perennial, I think

A great native plant for Minnesota gardeners: Fringed Willowherb It attracts hummingbirds as well as moths and bees. It's also *extremely* easy to start from seed. www.minnesotawildflowers.info/flower/fring...

Formless, Boiling Evil for 2032