Why in gods name is there not a Miss Piggy cover of Sabrina Carpenter’s Espresso? What are we even doing here, people?!

The Democrats need to get a hell of a lot of cameras on the White House and plaster the photos everywhere. It's not just the brazen symbol of a megalomaniac destroying national heritage; it's happening during a government shutdown when ordinary people aren't getting paid. Make every American see it.

Trump on Saturday: these are Hate America marches. These people hate our country and want everything you love destroyed! Trump on Monday:

Perhaps the gravity of the office may yet change the man.

Chilling at a coffeeshop on a beautiful LA afternoon trying to have a conversation over the noise of Air Force squadrons flying overhead for no apparent reason other than our insecure president's need to intimidate ppl cuz deep down he's a sad little boy who can't control his sad little boy emotions

Supporting Palestine on college campuses: “Anti-semitism!” 30-year old Young Republicans posting “I love Hitler” in group texts: “Boys will be boys.”

is it not weird that every day there’s a new video of anonymous masked men having the time of their lives beating/shooting/disappearing people and the dem response from the top down is “republicans want to double your health insurance premiums”

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

Trick on how to always win at “rock, paper, scissors”: No matter what the other person chooses, sleep with their high school crush.

You cannot convince me that Sarah Burns and Cole Escola are different people.

All day, every day.

There was still no answer.

Just because I like attention doesn’t mean I know what to do with it when it’s given to me

“But forgiveness is for you!” So is justice. So is accountability for those who hurt them. So is the anger that must be heard for them to find peace. Stop using forgiveness to shame people for healing on their own terms. If it’s for them, let them decide. Stay out of their way.

This is America.

the nation is being run by people who used to microwave their hamsters

Bruce Springsteen looking like a kid whose mom decided the theme for this year’s family pictures for the Christmas card will be “cool”.

“We don’t bend the knee to the republicans in Congress holding your healthcare hostage. We will vote for the bill standing strong and tall!”

It’s almost like nobody wants to talk about the president raping children anymore.

If we all pull our bootstraps really hard at the same time we can launch the earth into the sun.

Bummer that we reelected ours instead.

Our politics seems to be entering a phase of "right supremacy" where only the lives of right-wingers have value. Assassinating the leader of a state legislative body in her own damn home was business as usual, but all of America has to have a reckoning if it's a far-right online influencer.

No better time to post Hunter S. Thompson on 9/12/2001. www.espn.com/espn/page2/s...

Just some advice as both a seasoned activist & a survivor of domestic violence : The idea that how you react to violence dictates whether or not more violence will be inflicted upon you/your community is a framing that only helps those in power. We're talking about people triggered by pronouns, ffs

Everyone should be deeply concerned, just like everyone should’ve been deeply concerned when they woke up this morning and didn’t know this would happen. We do not have to overreact to these people overreacting though. Histrionics are what they do.

It’s still the guns

This week's news: * many male elites approve of & participate in raping girls * POTUS is a pedophile serial rapist voters chose TWICE over more qualified women * he wants to decriminalize domestic violence bc it's so common it's driving up crime stats Male pundits: "Misogyny is a side issue."

I assume most of my followers are bots. Which makes it twice as insulting that followers never “like” my posts.

GHISLAINE MAXWELL: here we go, boss. a big book of letters from all of your horrible best friends JEFF EPSTEIN: oh neat! look at this one from Donald GHISLAINE: that one's fake actually

Absolutely. We shouldn’t say this man’s name without prefacing it with “pedophile.”

society would improve immediately if we just seized the assets of every person who wrote jeffrey epstein a birthday note

Lemme try to reconcile a strong stock market with a weak economy. The market represents the big incumbents with a line to the White House. As policy tilts toward crony capitalism, they're offered a carveout-for-compliments deal. Main Street gets no such deal. Result—Weak economy yet strong stonks

As with “grab ‘em by the pussy” 9 years ago, women are being forced to again confront something we’ve known since watching our own abusers escape justice: men will take what they want and will suffer no consequence. Men know it too. Which is why they’re happy to joke about raping children.

“We should be able to hit our wives a little bit at home.”

I don't want to start a thing so I'll just say that there will never be a good argument for privatizing USPS. That would be like privatizing libraries. The aim of services isn't to be run for profit, they are for serving the greater good, which USPS has been extremely successful at.

“Pave paradise and put up a pedo lot” or whatever Joni Mitchell said

I ran to the store today to grab lunchmeat and bread to make sandwiches for my family of 4. Walked out $70 poorer. But I did have the audacity to also buy a tub of cottage cheese and a pound of ground beef, so really I was asking for it.

Totally legit moving company, I don’t know why you’d think otherwise!

As powerful as the Epstein victims’ testimony was today, I worry that it will be a boon to Republicans looking to bury the story. Yesterday Epstein’s victims were silent little girls. Today they are loud and brave women. And there are few things Republican voters hate more than brave women.

(Fred Schneider voice) i wanna fuck you like an ANIMAL

Sex work is 1000% more honorable and socially beneficial than working as an ICE agent.

Idk man maybe the reason for all the antidepressants is that we’re forced to live in a hellscape where know-nothing nepo babies get to set policy against all evidence & nothing is ever done to address the real things killing our children at schools, movie theaters, and malls? Just a theory.

Caterpillar waking up halfway through metamorphosis: I'm goo. Shit. Shit. Calm down. Go back to sleep. I'm really straight-up goo right now. Fuck

I took the D.C. pink polo guy to lunch and he saw sandwiches named “Padrino” and “Pomodoro” and ingredients like soppressata, capicollo and a striata baguette. I quickly asked him if he wanted to go somewhere else and he anxiously nodded yes and we got Subway.

Anyone else finding Bowie’s Five Years just a little too close to home to enjoy these days?

Should somebody check on Wendy?

🎶 Believe it or not, this guy’s walking on air 🎶