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These 8 Democrats voted to pass a national ban on trans teachers and mention of LGBTQ topics. Rep Henry Cuellar (TX) Rep. Don Davis (NC) Rep. Cleo Fields (LA) Rep. Laura Gillen (NY) Rep. Vicente González (TX) Rep. Marcy Kaptur (OH) Rep. Marie Gluesenkamp Perez (WA) Rep. Eugene Vindman (VA)

introduce yourself with ten bands you’ve seen live american football emery (10 times) (opened for) as cities burn jack’s mannequin bring me the horizon (opened for) marcy playground sting (with the houston symphony) explosions in the sky daphne loves derby this will destroy you

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor

“The American people and the world just witnessed one of the most brazen acts of public corruption and self-dealing in American history.”

Remember: we were never given credit for being right about crypto, we were never given credit for being right about NFTs, we were never given credit for being right about the metaverse and we will never be given credit for being right about AI. Fuck 'em up anyway.

this is a masterpiece

I’m not sure why this isn’t being mentioned more, but: IRS policy for 50 years has been that the sitting president & VP get audited every year, in an effort to reassure the public they’re not corruptly abusing the office to enrich themselves.

Guy with visible stink lines: the birth rate,

Griffins juggernaut really gonna get bounced out of the playoffs?

"you're being intolerant to creatives using new tools to make their work" yeah man im intolerant as hell. i hate you and your work

The third lady fails at lowering her gigantic sunglasses, but suddenly realizes how bizarre this whole thing looks (whatever it is) and wisely chooses to keep her identity concealed instead. Now now one will know she was part of whatever this is

Fuck this fascist state Fuck Ken Paxton to the nonexistent hell be believes in

but I dunno if ivermectin will still work on me, fuck I did so much of it recreationally back in my late 20s

If you're not watching PWHL finals, one of Montreal's star players got her ACL blown out and was screaming in pain on the ice, and then literally 15 seconds after she got carried off, they scored a game-tying goal to force OT with 2 seconds on the clock

Primary all of them.

Unfortunately this is gonna go double platinum as a sports meme

Always true

This team is snake-bit in every way, ballpark is haunted, farm is barren, and I’m coming to terms with the fire sale that is inevitable

heard a guy say "you have to access it through the portal" and i was momentarily struck by how sad it is that what he said is so boring :( "accessing it via the portal" should be wonderful. we deserve that at least. it should be cool to access it via the portal and instead it sucks shit

Just a one pitch meatball

Clarence Thomas' taxes got leaked and showed he'd been reporting income through a business that no longer existed and I'm pretty sure that's called money laundering and I didn't see any Democrats other than some of the squad ever bring it up

I assume that anyone who is praising and trying to whitewash MTG, Tucker Carlson, and/or Candace Owens/Nick Fuentes is either: A. An idiot B. Suffering from memory loss C. A lying grifter D. All of the above

Really wish some person or org could make 17-year-old 5-star football recruits understand the potential political power they hold by simply refusing to go play In states that disenfranchise black voters.

Obama and other liberals keep saying that they want a "strong GOP". Well, this is what it looks like: a brazen and gleeful rejection of Black people having anything worth respecting or defending and alignment with an openly white nationalist agenda that holds nonwhiteness in contempt.

I (thankfully) do not work on biothreats anymore, but some of y’all know me from Covid-era twitter and before that (!) from Ebola-era twitter so if it is helpful to you: I don’t think you need to be concerned about hantavirus

He was gonna lose the right way

Is there nuance, or is it black and white? Is everyone "just as guilty" as long as they knew and didn't report to the league office, or does the lion's share of blame go to those who created and used the system? Pick your logic, own it, and stop moving the goalposts. Really not that hard.

Happy PWHL Detroit Day to those who celebrate.

7 dollar gas. Well, I guess I'll buy an electric car. Oh those are 60 thousand dollars? Well at least electricity is cheap. Oh the government won't build solar panels because it's "Too transgender"? Well at least wages are going up. Oh the idea of jobs is fake now? Well at least everyone is happ

IL-stradamus

Incredible 3 OT game between the 2x reigning champs Frost and #1 seed Victoire. Women’s hockey is so very good. #PWHL

on the recommendation of @edsbs.bsky.social i’ve been watching DEATH BY LIGHTNING and i’m almost finished and it’s been a fun ride and honestly inspirational too as this is how i’m going to behave in front of all politicians going forward

fire everyone

Corey Perry Cup Drought continues

"I was tricked into voting for Trump", even under the most charitable possible interpretation, means they voted for racism + a good economy and all they got was the racism.

On the bright side you never hear about how Democrats are the party of the Confederacy any more. Mask off (or on, as it were).

Game One: Won

the people being alienated from the military are the ones that make the military run. they would smoke the war fighter bros in a war because war is not about toughness it’s about strategy, detail, and logistics

The overriding goal of America's right wing is to restore chattel slavery so they can own Black people. That's it. Whether they will admit it or not, whether they'll even admit it to themselves, their goal is legal domination and subjugation through violence of Black people. Everything leads there.

keepin’ book is the move

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Gavin Newsome has said his son is a fan of Charlie Kirk Andrew Tate and now Clavicular. You should probably stop running for office and spend time with your son

i'm just chilling at home watching a movie

Luke trying to train in swamp world and yoda turns up to their second day together wearing lipstick and with one rag of his robe undone

I’m not driving from The Woodlands to Richmond often for a mid junior pro hockey team

it’s great that there’s no indication which dumb fuckin team is referenced. Prepare for the Houston Bulls to be trash too