You should be able to put a dollar into a machine attached to the statue and make the butt inflate temporarily

Might as well go and not win another pennant. #Astros

LMAOOOOO fuck seattle

We just got the White House East Wing job. Maybe we should ask for the money up front, T.

Battered Aggie Syndrome is a hard thing to shake.

they are so close to understanding the entire point of trade

❌👑

😍 Boston, you are beautiful. #NoKings

More signals of this new era of Vanderbilt football:

I’ve seen just one counter-protester at No Kings San Diego. He’s got a Trump 2024 flag and this guy has been following him around for probably an hour playing Benny Hill and circus music.

mookie betts saying ohtani is like michael jordan is actually a great comparison bc jordan also had an absolutely massive gambling problem

Congrats to these scrappy Dodgers. They overcame all obstacles like having a billion dollar salary and sweet TV deals

They're still booing, even after a terrifying injury. And now they cheer as he leaves the game. Remember that the next time these guys try to take the moral high ground on anything.

AXX

He’s so into it 🥰

<sitting on my couch with an apple cider> you've gotta let that pitch hit you in the kneecap man

NICU life

“The fajitas come with shredded cheese, correct?” “They usually do.” “But this time they did not and your wife cannot eat her fajitas without shredded cheese?” “That’s right.”

well, any team that sells their soul to be better than the astros always seems to pay for it down the road

I’m seeing the Antifa manifesto being passed around VERY red The Woodlands TX:

Maxed out on epi

Early morning shooting film #photography #hasselblad

Every time I come back to Detroit, this city gets better and better. I love seeing the way the city has bounced back, built up, and now thrives as a hidden gem. Way too many people are sleeping on this place

After the 15th inning it is time to replace one player with a dog until someone wins or it's all dogs.

I feel like after 12 innings both teams should lose. Toronto gets a free trip to the series. I'm sorry but no one's got time for this shit.

I was told those fans don’t like cheating.

Yeah, we're gonna get through this. The people are alright.

LFG Tigers

You could stand at the Krispy Kreme counter for a full 8 hours and you’ll still never see this much glazing.

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

LARKIN SCOOOOOOOOORES

DYLAN LARKIN STARTS OFF SCORING FOR THE 2025/2026 SEASON! 🚨 #LGRW

Experience Red Wings Hockey 🐙 #LGRW

This is heroin

America 2025:

When the Yankees get eliminated

this, 2014 andrew luck's fumble recovery, and marcus mariota's self-completion are the three most bewildering qb scramble touchdowns i've ever seen in the nfl. all three happened against the chiefs

Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE Truth: No cars rammed ICE Claim: She boxed ICE in Truth: ICE boxed her in Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE Truth: She did not have a rifle Claim: ICE returned fire Truth: Only ICE fired Claim: She drove herself to the hospital Truth: Paramedics found her

"hand-to-hand combat with antifa every night"

one eye on the target and two bricks on the throttle

Calling it now: If there is one thing on this big ol' green planet Earth worse than dick-wagging, cigar-chomping, "27 rings" Yankees fans; it is sensitive, underdog, "no one believes in us" Yankees fans

Solidarity, brothers and sisters

Arch Manning 2 Min Drive to win the game…. ▪️sack ▪️backup QB comes in and throws big play down field ▪️deep throw almost picked off ▪️sack ▪️clock runs out

So, the Big 12 is outright cheating for Texas Tech lol. That was CLEARLY a forward pass

Alamo Bowl Finalists the University of Texas Longhorns

The difference between Jose Altuve and Aaron Judge is that one is the greatest postseason performer of all time and the other is the biggest postseason choker of all time. #Astros