My birthday wish this year is for people to check out one of the amazing audio drama projects I've had the pleasure of being involved in this year and tell me how good they are If you don't want to do that, sending me $50,000 in unmarked non-sequential bills is an acceptable alternative

Alright everyone drop your cube scores (the number of cubes you can picture rotating in your mind at once) mine's 25

Look, the cube is... safe enough. You'll be fine! Just be careful if it has more than 6 sides and sparks empathy. It's episode 5! Lydia discovers what this whole Fountayne Family drama she's stumbled into looks like, from their most idle employee. Come listen to my perfect informational metaphors!

an axe makes a woman look beautiful

I'm in this one a lot (I'm the most disgruntled employee) and believe me folks: it's a good one. Learn about the Fountaynes! Unravel the Mysteries! Perceive the Cube! #perceivethecube

I genuinely think the reason people are so mad at TADC is they sympathised with a trans woman under the mistaken belief she was a Tumblr sexyman, they were artfully manoeuvred into doing so by another trans woman, and they can't make the "it doesn't count" stick and they can't take it back

i feel like the fandom obsession with things being Canon™ has led to so many people having no idea how to handle something being Implied but not outright stated. which leads to picking up on clues intentionally left by the author being given the same weight as headcanons pulled out of thin air

Happy birthday to “Tom da Sicko.” His birthday wish is, if you have not listened to Anime Sickos Podcast, please do that. If you have, carry on

Do not attempt to perceive the inner feelings of the cube.

watched this on repeat losing my shit for two nights now

Two year anniversary of when I first posted this comic

if you arent listening to podcasts made by transgender women while youre on the clock then you arent stealing enough time from your boss

imo trans men in lesbian spaces is like trans women on grindr where its like technically u can do it and if it works for you that's great but you should be aware that you have a little tiny rot in your soul just by being there.

5 years hrt

"There are no role models for men" ever heard of Dr. Worm

The best edit I’ve seen in weeks, you absolutely have to turn the sound on for this one.

Recording our scene for episode 4 was a really fun time! Manda is a really great scene partner and I hope we get to work together again. And Baldurs Gate is never dull when you have a friend with a lute!

we must do everything we can to protect against this dark timeline

GAMER TIP: you can change your SEX by taking EXOGENOUS HORMONES.

The Summer of Lydia continues with Episode 4! Lydia returns to the narrative, workplace drama in the morally dubious magic realm, and the introduction of wise but workshy Welshman Dr Conrad (that's me)!

Tomorrow is Lydia day, all you Dee-votees. Im gonna love saying that all summer.

You'd think it would be an exposé that would cause a never-ending scandal, revealing to the public that all media and political elites come together in a fascist magazine's back yard to do mid cocaine and participate in a blood orgy, but instead it's the talk of the town! Everybody loves it!

*looking up at a red, white and blue flag that is so stained with blood that the pattern underneath is barely recognisable* “I can reclaim this, leftistly.”

the first and last final fantasy games to be released on a disc are both final fantasy 7

It’s Bow Wow Wednesday for all the good boys who never stop.

OUT NOW: The Sickos read a true story about a kid who met a real vampire and believe it unreservedly. Then, we rank more game mechanics and in doing so accidentally create a political philosophy that, if implemented, would save the world and render it a perfect paradise. Classic Sickos!

I understand you're looking for parts for your Gummi Ship. #kingdomhearts #ANDOR

JOKER: Not so fast, Bat-JERK! My LAUGHBangs will leave you BLIND as a BAT! BLUESKY BATMAN: Oof. Many people suffer from reduced vision. Not funny. JOKER: It's like, it's a pun. It's just wordplay. BLUESKY BATMAN: Sorry if I'm not in the mood for "jokes" while SCOTUS shreds our constitutional rights

It's new Disappearances of Lydia Fountayne day. You must listen to this wonderful funny/spooky/mysterious audio drama. I'm in this one a lot!

conch canaries

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Prefer to read? Want to know how all the names are spelled? The script for Episode One: Lydia Ryan is now available at www.lydiadisappears.com/episodes/1-l...

pride includes the two gay exes who die in space together, or the closeted trans woman and her two toxic future selves

Me: and I want the mug to say “Don’t talk to Mr. Me until I’ve listened to Mr. Me by They Might Be Giants” Designer: that’s not even one of the better known They Might Be Giants songs Me: listen buddy I’m not selling these

imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar

Smashed three car windows already to save dogs from the heat. Haven’t found any yet but I’m not giving up.

it’s important to point out that AGAB was coined to actually describe how doctors discriminate against trans people. it was not coined to mean “a doctor writes down objective information”, it was meant to mean “something is violently forced upon you”.

someone listening solely to labour party comms would genuinely be under the impression that starmer had to leave downing street due to some natural disaster or terminal illness. of course, someone listening solely to labour party comms would have long since chewed off their own face

Sure is interesting how an independent American publication is producing A+ laser-focused analysis on Starmer’s collapse while the UK media establishment pretends not to understand what everybody already knows: radical centralism does not and cannot work www.liberalcurrents.com/starmer-out/

After returning to find her childhood home ransacked, her parents missing, and a book that shouldn’t exist waiting for her, Lydia Ryan finds herself at the center of a deadly conspiracy, pursued by agents of the sinister Fountayne family... Start here: www.lydiadisappears.com/episodes/1-l...

IMPORTANT 🚨 But absolutely the right call to postpone the lobby. Thank you to everyone who has worked so hard organising this.

if I could convince people of one thing I sometimes think it would be that bigotry is a real thing and motivates people powerfully. it's not just a distraction or a way to manipulate people or a cover for economics. people actually hate and will do stuff based on that. 1

They don't want you to know this, but you can just have a neat idea for a story, form a team of likeminded and brilliant collaborators, and make it real. They can't stop you. lydiadisappears.com

me when you start listening to @lydiadisappears.bsky.social