tee hee

big bill shakes is goated. sorry but i will never entertain the argument that he’s overrated. to write something like this and have it ring with such tremendous clarity four centuries later would be incredible if he pulled it off once but he did it dozens of times

Pickling Pelicans evolved to eat hard-shelled animals by slowly digesting them within a gular pouch and spitting out the inedible exoskeleton. Unfortunately, they are also opportunists that will happily "pickle" nearly any creature that fits in their 70 gallon mouth.

[restaurant chef reading social media] huh, I thought my food tasted so good because I studied cooking at the highest level and I spend hours every day practicing those skills and developing new ideas and techniques. but apparently it’s actually just that I use a lot of butter

The ryerunner, a predatory herbivore from an alien planet covered with wheat. Much of their diet comes from hunting other herbivores in order to steal their stomach contents.

Again: Morgan McSweeney was Labour’s billionaire bribes officer - a redundant position in a member-funded party antagonistic to government by bungs and secret agreements. Then suddenly he had all the media access and funny money he required to launch a wrecking campaign *and* a leadership campaign.

Old comic

Freeze dried take: It already is.

Now this is a movie review www.independent.co.uk/arts-enterta...

Lawyer here. There’s a lot of misinformation about what this means. It means he’s innocent even though he did it and the judge said that it’s good what he did

It has now been four years

That we continue to persist at all is a testament to our faith in one another.

I think about this post a lot.

Sure this seems embarrassing, but what if the podcast he was talking about was Anime Sickos Podcast Episode 105: Complaining Kicks Ass?

What it's like to be a trans woman who """boymodes""" at work.

Actually I'd argue given Britain's history as an increasingly secular country which nevertheless was readily infected with complementarían philosophy as a result of TERFs filing the serial numbers off of evangelical & Catholic moral panic, it's good to care about the specific philosophical moves.

𝙔𝙤𝙪’𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙗𝙨𝙤𝙡𝙪𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙮 𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩—wax was a bad call. I should’ve flagged heat resistance as a 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘳𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 instead of assuming you’d stay within 𝘴𝘢𝘧𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘵𝘪𝘵𝘶𝘥𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘮𝘪𝘵𝘴. That one’s on me.

Do thou, too, remain warm among ice.

thinking about how the chinese trans community calls estrogen "debian install media"

a quick comic about jesus

the temporal front of the culture war

so we need an exhibit interesting enough that the british museum is prepared to give back the elgin marbles AND we need a new method of dealing with unruly children AND we need a productive outlet for teachers with the magic power to trap people in paintings

Damn, even Sesame Street is scoring off me

I like that the same day a guy was like “this place will never be Twitter” this thread gave us the most 2015 Twitter experience (complimentary) imaginable.

I'm going to apply for a liquor license so I can start drunk driving

Park that car, drop that phone, sleep on the floor, dream about me ♫ (The Amazing Digital Circus + I Saw the TV Glow fanart. Based on a convo with a friend)

whys everyone dunking on early transition culture lately. can we be kinder to who we all used to be

"The number of trans people is simultaneously presented as so large that their participation in data projects jeopardizes the quality of information gathered (), yet also so small that their concerns about how they are counted can be ignored ()" Well worth your time reading this:

The way shows like Adolescence and attacks on girls and trans kids are being used to isolate marginalized people and justify expanding state & corporate control of the internet needs more scrutiny. The answer isn’t bans but dismantling the systems that profit from stoking fear, anger & division.

kids’ shows were too frustrating when I grew up. “william’s wish wellingtons”? that boy couldn’t make a good wish if his life depended on it. and that’s why I am the way I am now

i like unlocking ONE (1) of my daily sketchbook comic posts a week. Here's the one people liked the most from the past week www.patreon.com/posts/147975...

21 years ago Joe had a simple question

I went on a random word generator website and asked it to generate an infinite number of random words. so I’ve technically already written every book. you can all stop trying to write books. I did that with the website

neolithic guys get pissed if you tell them their cultures are organized by the type of pots and jewelry they made. "we called ourselves the blood hunters" "we conquered villages far beyond this horizon" sorry bud you're the western linear pottery culture now

The ground zero guy for hecking doggo social media gaming is talking like this now

protestors have painted what appears to be a tunnel on the side of the mountain, causing ICE agents to run into the mountain at full speed. disgusting.

i accidentally wrote the perfect eight words in an outline

Pleased to report that absolutely nothing fishy has been going on behind the scenes here and none of this is extremely suspect. We can all rest assured this bullshit was completely above board.

i dont see the problem. the government has commitment to build a line between Manchester Airport and Manchester Airpon and a new York-York line via Hull. whats so hard to understand?

Scott Adams dying at 68 rather than 69 is the perfect capstone to a life of being almost — but not quite — funny

greatest steam update of all time, because of one unnecessary detail

I think about this quote from the Luddite movement all the time

look at this game, they don't make them like this anymore

Since I've been streaming Kingdom Hearts, I've heard some of the 'oh that series is so convoluted and complex, I never got into it' and as someone who has greatly enjoyed the games while not being super versed in the lore, this video is useful: KH is meant to be experienced, not read off a wiki

People living in UK - especially GB - should not be thinking 'at least we're not as bad as America,' when Northern Ireland exists and civilians were being shot by state forces there for decades, and recent governments have given those forces amnesty. @grantsana.bsky.social leading bsky voice here.