in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

Here, hear it from the man himself.

Last night I dreamed I got an email about my "Moana Wrapped" for the year and I opened it and it just said "you've watched Moana 0 times this year."

I think if the ferbies to have some ward of a kind, perhaps a child, and said ward (that could be their child) was tasked with drawing their family, it would look something like this

🩷 ɪᴛ'ꜱ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴇꜰꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ! 🩷

Due to recent discussions: when I worked at a library, I was trained on how to politely but directly respond to unwanted sexual comments. Unfortunately commonly-marketed fantasies about librarians mean it happens a lot. Rehearse these. Be comfortable saying them forcefully, but politely.

this is one of my favorite pictures lately

I'm doing a thread of funny twitter/tumblr posts except they're about Gundam

Me driving to my 11-hour workday job every morning

what in charnation

Daily bunny no.3267 has been making hay

Sasuke Godsfear changed my life for the better and one day I will cosplay him I'm NOT kidding

Thimking....

me wen i use my brain haha

My partner asked me to draw this after discussing how Kermit and Micolash are both just goofy little guys anyway here share the joy/suffering

Long, firm, tubular body, DEEP blue eyes, really wonderful expression. he is so calm, confident, really in charge here. Big, bouncy ears, perfectly set, a slender, whippy tail, and of course, those smooth, vibrant ribbons. Best in show.

I... I see the vision #onepiece #PokemonWindsWaves

please to not give in to despair. if you want to start somewhere you can help, a donation to Doctors Without Borders is a great place to start

Dark Souls 4 concept art

I had to. Thank yo u

She greens on my denton till I'm gorton

I've been woimpilled It's time for some woimposting

Da video. Once again Genius Night is off the chain. This show is so good. Thank you to all who came out

‼️ BREAKING: Greens WIN Gorton and Denton by-election in a landslide victory 🟢 Grn: 41% (+27) ➡️ Ref: 29% (+15) 🔴 Lab: 25% (-25) 🔵 Con: 2% (-6) 🟠 Lib: 2% (-2) Green GAIN from Labour (+/- vs GE2024) ‼️First-ever Green win in an MP by-election

Finally watching Gay Hockey show and I'm loving the gay, no notes there, but I could really do with more hockey. Where's my diagram narrated by the teams peppy coach explaining the basic rules of the game eh come on people I thought yall were saying this show was like if a sports anime was good

Echidna penis comic. Lets see if bluesky can see this one

So the BBC promised Davidson and StudioCanal (who made I Swear) that any swearing tics would be edited out from broadcast, and instead they left them in despite a two hour delay, and even put a fucking microphone right in front of him to ensure they picked it up - he was sat at the back of room.

Cried 3 times during episode 1 of Dunky Egg because dunk is so precious oh my god he's literally just nice

There's no such thing as "lift music" and also no such thing as an elevator. Much to consider

Mobile Suit Chedda Gundam's Quattro Blendcheesa's Hyaku Squeaky

Just realised I call it a "Lift" but any ambient music that would play inside of a lift is still called "Elevator Music" to me

shimp

What if he knew ball....

Few will accept this truth: anime is just tv shows

A panel from dungeon meshi that changed my life

Reskeet this you cowards

A Knights Tale (2001) was ahead of its time

What if he knew ball....

landsknecht siblings (one brother, one sister. i wont tell you which! but probably not hard to guess)

(dont worry they are happy and fed and love their new home)

Alcohol molecule is a dog.

PSA for Discord's new age verification! If you get hit by it and refuse to give them any ID or face scans as you should, here's a way to just... bypass it. Go to Settings - Family Centre and then just enter a date of birth that's 18+ It's really that simple. Give them nothing.

Caved in and finally started watching Heated Rivalry