it's time for us to take a moment to recall and appreciate the homoerotic bullying stock photos

I'm watching the tangled TV show which is a very normal time

In case you're wondering how I've been doing

I hate to do this especially because I have been basically MIA from social media for mental health reasons but I had to spend all my money getting to and from Denver for my first day at my new WFH job and I have to pay for rent and food and internet while I wait to get paid ko-fi.com/sleepysappho

I hate to do this especially because I have been basically MIA from social media for mental health reasons but I had to spend all my money getting to and from Denver for my first day at my new WFH job and I have to pay for rent and food and internet while I wait to get paid ko-fi.com/sleepysappho

had a dream about a podcast called "The Prostate Anarchists Podcast" where the host interviewed leftist comedians and journalists about their experiences with prostate health and stimulation

it took me 12 hours and I had to spend literally all the money I have but I successfully retrieved a laptop and some monitors and cables from an office in Denver and also I have a job with a union and a pension now

it's my birthday

today I woke up early and ate breakfast and went outside and rode the bus to a location where I got paid to do things for eight hours and now I am home and had a nice bath and combed my hair and now I am all snug under my blankets in bed and petting my cat and watching some nice videos before sleep

Hoping more lesbians find me if i post old #catradora 🙈

I had a dream that one day I became Hot and suddenly people kept asking me if I wanted to accompany them to a Gavin DeGraw concert (I did not)

Had a dream that I met a cute programmer from New Zealand while skydiving and was awkwardly trying to flirt with her but then it turned out she was a superhero using alien technology to fight inter dimensional threats and I figured she was out of my league

Left the house for more than an hour so she must reestablish her territory by snuggling

new job wants to know a "fun fact" about me I dunno what to tell you the facts about me are generally pretty unfun

Catherine's other fangy is coming loose and aaaaa the timing is so bad just hold on for a few weeks and I can afford dental treatment

just two ladies bonding among the flowers 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🌾

Had a dream that I went on an absolutely miserable road trip with Zenos yae Galvus who is an extremely inconsiderate and unsafe driver

I think they should make a Shogun Total War 3

"simp" stands for Strongly Interacting Massive Particle

why indeed

I am in a good fucking mood today I will NOT be scrolling

cat

TAX JOB????? AFTER ALL THIS TIME???????????

physicists gotta get better at naming particles this shit reads like an AO3 tag

The wild mismatch in intensity between the diss tracks will never not be funny to me

I don't have much to post because normally I just post dumb stuff I'm thinking about but 90% of my thoughts of late are unspeakably bleak and I wouldn't want to burden anyone with them

It's honestly so fucked up that you have to wash water bottles. Like. Water is the only thing that goes in them!

There really is no upper limit on the number of times I can watch taskmaster NZ season 2 and enjoy it

new Heartstrings chapter on Valentine’s Day 💌 (vampirism unrelated. just playing with my dolls)

okay this is it folks. My new job starts on February 10 so all I need is money to pay February rent and probably one or two more grocery orders and then I will finally be a SELF-SUSTAINING SAPH and no longer have to beg for money online ko-fi.com/sleepysappho

helo new blueskyers for the past year or so I have been maintaining a list of Yuri manga, manhua, and manhwa that I found to be not terrible and worth a read, alphabetized and with descriptions. It is, sadly, my greatest accomplishment and I hope you enjoy it docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Hylonomus (a comic about PTSD) (*For reasons I do not fully understand but I’m led to believe has to do with cranial structure, the hylonomus was not, in fact, an actual lizard) #illustration #comic #ptsd

Being sick when you're poor is awful. I deserve a couple of giant Gatorades to keep my electrolytes up and many little snacks and treats to tempt me into eating solid food but instead all the food I have requires extensive preparation I simply am not capable of right now

did u know that when you throw up a bunch of bile your taste buds try to compensate for the horrible taste and afterwards even water tastes sickeningly sweet

Woke up in the middle of the night and immediately started shitting and throwing up bile until my throat started burning happy Thursday

Starting to feel that there is a malicious supernatural entity toying with me but I think what I'm actually observing is just the results of a system designed to crush me

Surely, she thinks, surely at the point where I have signed an offer letter and provided my W-2 and I-9 info and documents, surely it is too far along in the process for a job offer to be rescinded. Surely. Fuck my life

I am still applying to every state government job I can though because my yearning determination to do public service has not waned. If only I could convey to these hiring managers just how deeply horny I am for public service I'm sure they would hire me

New job helpfully has a PDF with list of all pay periods for the year that I can already access which has allowed me to determine my first paycheck won't be until 2/28 which is rather inconvenient I think

okay this is it folks. My new job starts on February 10 so all I need is money to pay February rent and probably one or two more grocery orders and then I will finally be a SELF-SUSTAINING SAPH and no longer have to beg for money online ko-fi.com/sleepysappho

After nearly a year of failures I woke up to TWO offer letters in my inbox this morning

Imagining the Licorice Sicko this service is for and hoping they are happy

this bitch just got offered a fucking JOB

imo all art is just derivative of this banger anyone have a fav piece throughout art history?

this is a cat

ah yep time for another panic attack

Just saw an ad for deodorant featuring a woman being carried through the office by her female coworkers while one shoves her face into her armpit and worshipfully exclaims "I could sniff your pits all day" to which she responds "you can" and like. Thats just fetish content sorry

tried a bunch of anime-esque shading effects for this one, exporting all those layers separately is so annoying though

it feels like the ceiling of possibility for my life keeps getting squeezed down more every day. Why am I fighting so hard to stay alive when the best possible outcome keeps getting worse and worse