Reading yuri

watching baseball

I think all MLB commissioners should be required to have a name at least as extra as Kennesaw Mountain Landis

I think I should get a $150,000 yearly stipend to Become Hot. Separate from housing and food stipends. It's so expensive to be hot

We need a winter Pride as well so people can wear the traditional gay garments that are too hot for the summer such as baggy sweaters, plague doctor masks, ominous cloaks, etc

holy shit they got Women in this new fire emblem game

elect strega nona

Bees Make Honey really is one of the movies of all time. I guarantee you've never seen anything like this

I spent so much of my youth posting about how hot pathetic thirtysomething women failing at life are and now I am the pathetic thirtysomething woman failing at life and i do not feel hot at all

my greatest aspiration in life is to achieve a personal style that makes women think "I want to see her boobs" and boobs good enough that they will subsequently be pleased they did

Princess Prom #she-ra #spop #catradora

I want a girl to give me a cool rock she found and then fuck me like I'm one of those penguin whores the scientists found inventing sex work in Antarctica

Roughly 12,900 years ago, the North Atlantic experienced a period of rapid cooling, beginning what is known as the Younger Dryas Period. However, this was matched by a sudden increase in temperatures and precipitation in the southern hemisphere, where it is known as the Younger Wetass Period

Olruggio-san why is your neck so LONG

she's just like me fr

I love fanfiction. I love it when fanfic writers go on to write original fiction and I love it when they get professionally published. Anyone who does a find and replace on fanfiction to republish as "original fiction" will never see the light of heaven

Top repressed homosexuality rituals: -beverage preparation -bullying -contact sports -violence -destroying the world/saving the world -murder

Adora & Catra Congrats to the Apr art request winners🌟

tell me this isn't the sickest shit you've ever seen in your life

Anyone else hyped for the new #ffxiv expansion

im always saying this

what if we forcefemmed 1990s Bruce Campbell. just a thought

hey that new FFXIV expansion looks sick as shit

Finally a major video game addressing the reality of Long COVID

The most confident I've felt about my appearance in years. That should probably tell you how low I let the bar get lol

did you know that if someone fires a powerful laser at your face over and over again it actually hurts quite a bit

hey if you have any horny lesbian fanfics you recommend you should tell me.

whales are fish, not because they are not mammals (they are) but because cladistically all mammals, and indeed nearly every land dwelling or amphibious vertebrate, are a type of fish most closely related to lungfishes. your human friends are fish please refer to them as such

Took a nap and dreamed that this became a hot new meme

do you think it would be cringe to show an SLP a video essay about the battle of Hastings and say I want my voice to sound like the YouTuber doing it

finally started progesterone after ten years of hemming and hawing and final results remain to be seen but I think it's making me a lot more gay and stupid I keep looking at women and wanting to kiss them

I need a woman to play with my hair. I've been silent on this issue for far too long

they should make a board game about polycule schedule management and logistics

I met you under the wisteria tree 🪻

managed to engage a Lyft driver in a conversation about traditional urine based methods of wool processing today which is sort of the holy grail of infodumping

Actual progress on my white whale fic for the first time in a few years. fingers crossed it leads to something tangible

Finally figured out how to remove fucking Gemini from my phone. I have banished your idiot god, wastrels, for I hath daemons of my own

they should have pictures of women on the internet

scheduled my first laser session on the same day as my next pelvic floor physical therapy appointment I'm going to have to show a stranger my tits and have someone's finger in my ass on the same day which I think is the closest I've come to being sexually active in like nine years

idk what you're supposed to talk about with hair stylists but I told mine about the recent challenges to the pre Clovis dating of Monte Verde and why I think they are unpersuasive, hopefully that was a correct call

Back in the horsepital, the hospital of horses

💛+🩷

a good latte should be a sexual experience. a good barista is a type of sex worker

I was put on this earth to process tax returns and write about girls fucking and I am at best accomplishing like 30% of my predestined obligations at present

I so badly need to find whatever drug or religion or vitamin will let me write again. I'm starting to think I need to go for trepanation and let whatever is sloshing around in my skull these days leak directly onto a page

I know a handful of y'all follow me for fanfic reasons and I have to recommend y'all Compulsions by Mogatrat. They've written several of my favorite fics despite the fact that I've never even played Life Is Strange. archiveofourown.org/works/336247...

a cat is a type of raisin

untitled microfiction from when I was watching a lot of lock picking videos and thought hey this could be gay and horny