I'm so glad the snow has melted so I can get back to jaywalked like God intended for me

taking the "100 bean challenge" where you eat 100 progressively larger beans

If you're doing lovey dovey couple stuff in the gym I should get to Chuck the 5lb plates at you tillnyou stop smooching in the squat rack

It's Young Boozer Saturday. Happy Saturday to all the Young Boozers

Unused iron-on from 1984. I'm afraid to try and transfer it, so it's just art for now

They're shutting of the gravity for 3 minutes on April 11, btw

The relief I felt upon walking outside this morning and seeing the snow melting is hard to put into words

Creating a TTRPG where all the classes are David Graeber's classes of bullshit jobs

U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.

I've been eating so absolute r/kitchencels meals. I gotta get it together I can't have butter pasta with green peas for 3 days in a row

in an era when carnivore diet influencers are in charge of the american nuclear arsenal we have to admit the "annoying vegan" stereotype barely ever actually existed and the "all meat diet guy" is real, increasingly omnipresent, and way more annoying and inconvenient to actually be around

This shit right here? Pretty good if I do say so

production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA

Just got served this. What do we think

Friend put their head on my shoulder briefly and I almost cried a little. Not doing well out here in the big apple

no one cares about the early bird now that we all worm from home

i knew evopsych was broadly horse shit but it's a bit jarring to find out you can just make and fund a scientific discipline to do racist pedophile apologia and it will get taught at universities and shit. though i guess it kind of makes sense when you think about how much of forensics is snake oil

Hand-animated lavalamp animation with 80 frames for Occult Office: Lofi Rituals a virtual office game.

What about if it’s like 500 times

So an odd thing here is that if you say "an unidentified man dressed in a Batman costume" your point is to communicate "it is not really Batman" but the problem is that the real Batman, within the fiction of the comic book "Batman", is also, literally, an unidentified man dressed in a Batman costume

The Matrix (1999) Dirs: Lana and Lilly Wachowski #oneperfectshot 📽️

How are you supposed to explain to people how this entire social, political, and economic reality is entirely downstream from anime getting banned on some dipshit's forum 25ish years ago

the most coveted object is the golden trophy. the second most is gemstone.

Early to bed and early to rise gives a bro time to game with the guys

Snow days in New York means you get to see who's a bad neighbor

"Should we vote to give more money to the people shooting my constituents in the face?" is not a complicated political question. And yet, Democrats don't seem able to answer it.

In high school I drove an hour to go see the aqua teen hunger force movie

living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be

Just got a job at the NY State Bureau of Horrible Poisons

kinda fucked up how negative mindset air quality alerts are. they're always like "don't breath rn you'll die" but never like "hey man air's good fill your lungs". really makes you think

I think old age would be much more appealing if we made it just one word "oldage" like storage and baggage. You're welcome! RS

We all know that one guy with chatgpt accent

Easy choice if you're a deer deciding where to buy a house

Carnitas means a small amount of carnal knowledge

Milk is gross

I've been feeling very old and busted this week but seeing this dude who's my age is reassuring

Post a pic where your delusional parasitosis was tea. Name your top 3 hamburger fillings. What's a felony that's got you like this. Why aren't bisexual men tipping 40%

CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret

Getting a full body dazzle camaflouge tattoo

No one has ever looked more "owes child support to multiple women" than this

I'm opening the first restaurant that charges veterans 10% more

China has more in common with the US, and we with them, than our pride will let us admit. We need to lay down arms and love our brothers and sisters

no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy

i heard yr girl cuts chives like an amateur

Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine

these modern anime titles are getting ridiculous

What is mamdani’s plan to tackle the 7soulsdeep situation