new yorkers en masse have expressed their enthusiasm for democratic socialism. but these forty men surveyed in the waiting room of the coeur d’alene family court have a different perspective

@katie.bzky.team the creatine is a working. I bought some after seeing your tweets and I swear I lift better now

That’s the name of this guy

BREAKING: Budget Hawks Want Means Testing

Announcement: chat jipiti

Snide Quest

BUTTMAD: Why Millenials are Dying of Colorectal Cancer

If gen z quit spending so much on beans they could afford a down payment on a home

I;m thinking about thos fuel shortages

this is god's chosen closed-down forest service pit toilets

I don’t know you tell me

This may seem harsh to some readers but I believe the Supreme Court Justices should be sent to a sort of Hellraiser type of dimension

Rock type bf, fairy/fighting type gf

if you tell a newsmax host he should be drawn and quarted twitter bans you immeditely lol. It took about 3 seconds

gas station breakfast has me feeling like the white count dooku

Chaser but for furries. Zookeeper? Dogcatcher? Still working on this idea

I really played myself when I decided that "goes on the computer" should be what I do for work

you ever noticed how nobody says "oh yooohoooo, boys~~~" anymore?

Post a pic where your delusional parasitosis was tea. Name your top 3 hamburger fillings. What's a felony that's got you like this. Why aren't bisexual men tipping 40%

they're playing :)

Brooklyn Expo of Comics (BEC) is a new 2-day comics festival that will take place November 14-15 in Williamsburg. Natalie, @benpassmore.bsky.social, and @adamtots.bsky.social all say this will be Brooklyn's best fest yet. Applications are now LIVE for BEC until May 17, link in bio to apply!

i'm gonna be real i don't know why we're going to the moon again but i'm all for it. fuck it let's go to the moon. winston overwatch is up there. let's say hello

Music for childless uncles

Back at the gym after 9 days off, listening to chud metal, and the weight is moving easier than ever. That's the method unfortunately

Summer 2026 called shots: Straight cis people start saying trade and agp Baggy pants backlash US military action against Cuba

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Someone finally stole by bike wheels tonight. I'm a real new yorker now

my grandma died barely a year after entering the public domain

I'm 37 years old

At TPM these days, most of our time is spent attempting to do one of two things: We’re trying to unearth new information, or to pull little-noticed but important information into context and elevate it.

I like the Brian Lehrer call in segments, you get to hear from the most insane upper manhattan inhabitants

I invented the year of weeks. Every year has weeks. Every week has a theme. Every theme gets logged in the site theyearofweeks.site

i was probably feeling normal when i wrote this

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

Pain at the pump 🎶 Feel like a chump 🎶 Just checked the news 🎶 Outbreak of Mumps 🎶

*scrolling past hot bitches on my phone without looking at them* I cannot do this right now hot bitches

Vegemite iSnack 2.0

NPR is reporting that the Iranian girls school that we vaporized "just did that itself"

kinda cool how TDD was all the rage with senior engineers advocating for it as the ideal to strive for as it took more time initially but forced us to deeply think about our solutions up front but now those same engineers just say we dont need to waste time on unit tests ai can just do it afterwards

*watching a guy in a t-shirt and sport coat talk about a weird fridge for an hour on YouTube* wow

I’m actually more worried about the gays of Hormuz, just an ally I guess!!!

Virgin Atlantic doesn't give a shit we're going straight to Mumbai come hell or high water

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@syntax.fm listened to your 2/25/26 show, and I'm wondering how you square your enthusiasm for AI with the observation that it is making the Internet (and email, and text messaging, etc) awful to use. As a dev, it does make my work easier but it seems like a net negative for the web as a user

Two eggs Sunnyside up