Crash Blossom
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Looking at the data and simply laughing
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Leena 🌵
1 day ago
i’ve never felt like i should be a “phone left outside the bedroom at night” person until this very moment
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The Washington Post
3 days ago
If you get pepper-sprayed, avoid rubbing your eyes. Instead, irrigate them with lots of water, says Dr. Trisha Pasricha, our Ask a Doctor columnist.
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Brendel
7 days ago
Happy 3 year anniversary to this post
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Cat Manning
9 days ago
I promise you will want to watch this.
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Stella
11 days ago
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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Ben Lamb
15 days ago
replace rfk jr with this guy
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Mega Ran
16 days ago
Hey you! You’re Enough.
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Felipe Pepe
25 days ago
Oh, this look amazing!
store.steampowered.com/app/4285930/...
Not only it's a RPG set in modern-day India, exploring their folklore & myths, it's also made by a team of Indians who have a channel of animated videos on Asian history:
www.youtube.com/channel/UCpZ...
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Rakshasa on Steam
Rakshasa is a first-person, narrative-driven RPG set in modern India, where a hidden world of Tantrik spellcasters and ancient mythological horrors operate on the margins of society. Rakshasa blends b...
https://store.steampowered.com/app/4285930/Rakshasa/
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the Mountain Goats
28 days ago
I implore you to hit up CVS and get your flu shot. Please don’t game it with whatever else you heard. It’s real serious and we don’t gave any public health allies in the government now.
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cait (and adonis)
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Comfortably Numb
about 1 month ago
lmao
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Cat Manning
about 1 month ago
SHITPOST GAME: scroll bluesky until you get mad. instead of responding, roll a d6 and do the corresponding action: 1-2: X # of pushups 3-4: 5X # of squats 5-6: 2X # of mountain climbers X is the number of times you have gotten mad repeat until you are sick of bluesky
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Luke O'Neil
about 1 month ago
One of the best to ever do it
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Testudo Aubrei
about 1 month ago
Honestly what I want is a Camina Drummer Life Simulator. Half insanely detailed resource management tactical space game half pansexual polyamorous dating sim.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash!
about 1 month ago
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash!
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(。ゝω・。)ゞ carina! 🇨🇦
about 1 month ago
🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
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Melody @ DELTΔ PATROL
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash!
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No! No!!!
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Crash Blossom is a classic example of linguistic ambiguity but also it sounds like a cool hacker name
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Sky Marchini
about 1 month ago
Incredible story. Garmin has a feature in some of their new glass cockpit systems that can detect if a pilot becomes unresponsive. This weekend it activated in a non-test scenario for the first time
www.flightradar24.com/blog/aviatio...
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Garmin Emergency Autoland deployed for the first time | Flightradar24 Blog
Garmin autoland was deployed for the first time in an emergency, safely landing Beech B200 Super King Air N479BR in Denver.
https://www.flightradar24.com/blog/aviation-news/aviation-safety/garmin-emergency-autoland-deployed-first-time/
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soul nate
about 1 month ago
[first day as a shepherd] boss: where are you going? me: [pointing] star boss: what? why me: [shrugging] baby
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depths of wikipedia
about 2 months ago
amazing photo on spanish wikipedia's chinchilla article
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Greggo 🎅
about 2 months ago
My response to anything over the next two weeks
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The Washington Post
about 2 months ago
It seems the raccoon might have a problem — and it’s not just drinking. The raccoon, famously known for its Nov. 29 drunken spree at a Virginia liquor store, is suspected of sneaking into multiple businesses in the same shopping center.
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Drunk raccoon found in liquor store is a repeat offender, officials say
Virginia animal protection officials say the furry bandit is suspected in break-ins at a martial arts studio and Department of Motor Vehicles office.
https://wapo.st/4afs4dF
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The Onion
about 2 months ago
Grandchildren Politely Decline David Cronenberg’s Bedtime Story Offer
https://theonion.com/grandchildren-politely-decline-david-cronenbergs-bedtime-story-offer/
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Godspeed You! Bisexual Thugnificent
about 2 months ago
so insanely fucking real for this
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jamelle
about 2 months ago
the people of this great republic yearn for locomotive transport
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Makes Her Mark
about 2 months ago
two skrimps in love, seasonally
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Tim Onion
about 2 months ago
Our archivist found this real, paid-for, pretty rad Mr. Beef ad in the April 2004 edition of The Onion.
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Effie Seiberg
about 2 months ago
Trying out a new PCP's office, and their "preferred language" dropdown on the intake form is time-traveler inclusive.
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Philip Gourevitch
about 2 months ago
political science
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Chris Thorburn
about 1 year ago
SIMPLY HAVING A
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Tressie McMillan Cottom
2 months ago
People need food. Market won’t provide it. Government should. It’s literally the whole point.
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Bruno Dias
2 months ago
Evil emperor kicks a wretched homunculus into the pit for failing to find the Chosen One – a classic failure to apply the RACI matrix. 💪 Responsible: the Wretched Homunculi 💀 Accountable: the Scheming Vizier <- kick HIM into the pit 🤷 Consulted: the Dark Oracles 👁️ Informed: the Fetid Stakeholders
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Chipotle Roan
2 months ago
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ceej
2 months ago
the “thanksgiving food is bad” discourse raises its ugly head every year, but the truth remains that thanksgiving food can be amazing as long as you know how to cook. the problem is we’re throwing a few million sunday drivers directly into a grand prix
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Lee Hurley
2 months ago
Remember. We know these drugs are safe. There is no need to do any of this.
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your #3 source for absurdist true crime 🔨
2 months ago
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Cat Manning
3 months ago
Folks, I did it. I made the Cooks Illustrated competing pear crisps, and then I made my friends judge them blind.
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Alan Harrison
3 months ago
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Timothy McBride
3 months ago
Alan Dershowitz is one of those claiming Epstein was not a pedophile because he pleaded guilty to one count of having sex for money with a 17-year-and-10-month-old person. "That’s not a pedophile." See this important response from Julia Brown, the brave reporter who broke the news on this
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Rob Sheridan
3 months ago
Silicon Valley, 1990s: Free and open access to all the world’s knowledge will usher a new utopian age of information! Silicon Valley, 2025:
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Hemry, Local Bartender
3 months ago
WHAT
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Mia Sato
3 months ago
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squƐ≡ͣ🮲🮳y from:me
3 months ago
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🔆Mobile Suit Pilot Ellie/Standing with Ukraine💙💛
3 months ago
this has to be the single greatest image in the history of sports
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