In some ways this is the government now

Healing

you have been visited by the orb of moral responsibility. repost to relieve your anguish

not now sweetie mommys refusing a call to adventure

[Q] when your sleeping does the voices in your head take advantage of you? [A] You are in need of a grammar lesson... "When you're sleeping, do the voices in your head take advantage of you?" No, they dont. [2007]

[Q] How much money has Nike made off Air Jordan sales? [A] Air Jordan. [2008]

this will literally never stop being funny to me

fucking with darksydephil in the background to simulate a cuck scenario from the perspective of the cuckers

Your mothers and I have been talking and... well sweetie we're unionizing against you and your sisters

Look man if the party doesnt have trans people, furries, or transgender furries I ain't going

i'm sorry i just--

im like if they made a girl that really needs to be held like all the time

you can love a character and still admit when they're wrong. we love Shadow but we can acknowledge his flaws (he has none) and we can hold him accountable for his wrongdoings (he has never done anything wrong in his life) and call him out on his actions (which are always correct)

What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy

I was married to the guy and I read her post and had some weird body memory reaction and was like, did he possess her? Why are we repeating history?

if lowtax's ex-wife is saying you remind her of fucking lowtax maybe you should stop posting

Listen This website sucks and we should just start the worst cluster of telegram channels of all time to replace it

YESSSSS POSTING!!!! KEEP POSTING GIRL IT'S WORKING!!! Stupid corny fucking bitch lmao, prime example of CEO not being a real job because this is the most unemployed-sounding loser of all time.

Morning crew pay up it's day 4 btw

Too many of you liked that post without asking for my venmo I'm js

her: babe those aren't the lyrics to sixteen tons, can you stop singing it like that? :/ me: soooooooome people say a man is made out of cum

Somebody should be sending me money for every day I don't smoke a cigarette and also for every day my ass gets fatter and also every day I-

Kris get the cigarette!!!!!! 🚗 🚬 N I c o t I n e

Oh day 3 no nicotine makes some of you bitches DEEPLY AGGRAVATING!!!!!!! Love you mean it though! just shut the fuck up til mommy's better 🥰 (this is not a subskeet but if you think it is and it's ab u ur right actually, even you know how aggravating you are!!!!!!)

"enpessant" I say as I kick the man next to me feet out from under him as shift from being next to him to being behind him. "where did you learn such a legendary move" he ask trembling smirks "oh just from a little game called chess. every heard of it?" I grab the last banana and leave

yeah i'm a therian i'm the scariest animal: woman

FUCK I LOVE QUITTING SMOKING IT'S AWESOME THIS ROCKS ACTUALLY!!!!!!

Selling your ass to be able to afford her that fancy new cage meanwhile she sells her balls to afford a new strap to dick you down with. Anyway just pitching my t4t update twist on The Gift of the Magi, Also one of them is like the devil or something, notes appreciated

hi i've maxed out my credit cards moving and still don't have work in the area and just got hit with parking tickets pretty bad and i hate to do this but if u can spare anything to help me get by, my venmo is @thrillow and my cashapp is $thrillow too

she make me bart but I ain't no simp, son

Timeline cleanser 🐈

oh this video rules it's literally perfect

yah jesus of nazareth is real zaddy w/ it. i topped him at the t4t cruising event @ the stud last night. his custom stigmatussy body mods are so tight i kept bussin thru his palms Lazarus style fr fr on God also that glory hole bussy he fit between his ribs is a truvada miracle. #blessup

Pls read Eucharist!!!!!!

Hi everyone! The September Mechsplo Writer's Jam has officially concluded, and I want to give a huge congratulations to everyone who participated this time around. We ended with a turnout of 51 stories in the collection!!! The collection is now released publicly, please check out all the works!

naked snake: you're "trans"? idk you're just a woman to me solid snake: let it hang sister raiden: i hate you because of unprocessed internal emotions solidus snake: let it hang sister liquid snake: SISTER! LET IT HANG

the most important thing you as a porn artist can do is to make sure the anonymous background perverts and faceless hands/mouths/dicks are all undeniably women

I think about this image constantly

Guh

Friday Friday Friday 3 day weekend With my sisters FOAMING AT THE MOUTH

Dogboy Lynch's Puppy Walk With Me

trans girls are machines that convert trauma into hotness

Keep Pittbert shit

Happy Daughters Day to some very specific ones of you whores