Sam Morey
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Words. Author of THE NORMAL GUY and others.
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4 months ago
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mtsw
about 4 hours ago
Why is the "we must be united!" hectoring directed at people who are mad at the Cavers and not to the Cavers? Everyone who's mad was united, then the Cave Caucus walked across the aisle and betrayed what the public had been told was the Dem position.
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Sam (ABeardedPanda)
about 7 hours ago
When we do this again in about 90 days
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Emoji Caresser
about 8 hours ago
oh my god
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A fucking interview with Trump during a football game??!?
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David M. Perry
1 day ago
I think a lot about the leaked signal chat, in which it was clear that folks were claiming presidential backing without any evidence. Thatâs how our government is running. People lying that theyâve talked to the president.
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jamelle
2 days ago
oh so these people do pay attention to who politicians follow on social media, they just donât care that the vice president follows a bunch of actual neo-nazis
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Why is it a media scandal when a Christian consumes porn and not when they laugh at starving children? (Rhetorical, I know the answer).
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Almightrex
3 days ago
this is an amazing photo
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Annie S.
3 days ago
Watching The Hunt for Red October with my partner and he refers to Alec Baldwin as âHilariaâs husbandâ.
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mtsw
3 days ago
"I decided not to block it because I assume that would nuke me in the algorithm" this sounds like you are arguing with a vending machine that is also an abusive partner
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Stan Kelly
3 days ago
Three Cheers for Trillionaire Jizz!
@theonion.com
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Lynda Lopez
4 days ago
A family friend was telling us about what her husband shared about his experience in Broadview before he was deported back to Mexico. She's been sharing to friends and family because she's just in disbelief & horror what her husband told her. She wasn't able to talk to him until he was in Mexico.
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There was a stealth change to moderation on this site and a everyoneâs account was set to hide a lot of pretty normal posts by default. Take a look at these instructions to restore normal depravity, if you want.
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3 days ago
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I said abolish and I fucking meant it
4 days ago
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because
@jay.bsky.team
and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default. Here's how to turn it off. First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
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Molly Jong-Fast
4 days ago
Watching RFK jr run away from someone collapsing feels like a harbinger of things to come
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Sarah Taber
4 days ago
As always, don't worry about being eloquent- most calls go straight to voicemail anyway. All you gotta do is verbalize "Hi I'm in your state. Thanks for insisting on health coverage. Please don't pass an end to the shutdown until we fix this healthcare problem." That's it! All done!
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Apparently âHe kept the trains running on timeâ was a joke about Mussolini. He did not, in fact, keep the trains running. Fascist efficiency was as much of a myth then as it is now.
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5 days ago
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Garfield and Friends Screens
6 days ago
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jamelle
6 days ago
to maximize gains you have to turn dark red republican districts in to red ones and red ones into light red ones. in a very bad national environment for Rs, this could bring a total wipeout. this is why i specified incumbents.
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A.L. Goldfuss
6 days ago
Oh, Dick Cheney died? Well-- *sees Bluesky mod around corner* What's really important is championing the open protocol.
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ryan cooper
6 days ago
sir, I was kinetically struck by a gluten-based fragmentation ordinance
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Lily Mason
7 days ago
The problem with most of Yglesiasâs advice for Democrats is that Republicans do the opposite and win all the time. So itâs either bad advice or evidence of an asymmetric playing field, which he never addresses.
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southpaw
7 days ago
You donât get to name your kid X Ă A-12 and then say âor whatever his name isâ about anyone else.
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NY Times Pitchbot
7 days ago
As a strong supporter of free speech, I hope to see Zohran Mamdani criminalize use of the phrase "globalize the intifada" if he becomes mayor.
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Zack Bornstein
8 days ago
If 3 people in a row donât pick up your call itâs because everyone youâve ever met is in a room together voting on your greatest flaw
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They need to update this one like they do to their mass shooting article
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Yankees Ensure 2003 Pennant By Signing Every Player In Baseball
NEW YORKâWith a week to go before pitchers and catchers report for spring training, the New York Yankees shored up their pitching, hitting, and defense Monday by signing every player in professional b...
https://theonion.com/yankees-ensure-2003-pennant-by-signing-every-player-in-1819566731/
9 days ago
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Nicholas Grossman
9 days ago
Thereâs a sort of Dunning-Kruger effect happening where people who read widely, consider various perspectives, and put in effort to understand views they disagree with worry that they donât do that enough, while people who donât do any of that accuse others of being in a bubble and call it a day.
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Michael Sainato
10 days ago
I spoke with Richard Hooker Jr., who leads Teamsters Local 623 in Philly, about his run against Sean O'Brien for President of the Teamsters
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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Labor activist takes on Teamsters leader allying with Trump: âHe doesnât represent the workersâ
Richard Hooker Jr is running to replace Trump ally Sean OâBrien as president of the Teamsters International union
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/nov/01/teamsters-union-leadership-trump
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The Onion
10 days ago
RFK Jr. Greets Trick-Or-Treaters With Big Bowl Of Ape Glands
https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-greets-trick-or-treaters-with-big-bowl-of-ape-glands/
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Senator Ron Wyden
11 days ago
More big news: the Senate just passed my bipartisan resolution to end Trump's global tariffs. This is a huge win and shows how unpopular Trump's tariffs really are. Now it's time for Mike Johnson to abandon his 6 week vacation and get this passed in the House.
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pixelatedboat aka âmr blueskyâ
13 days ago
I shouldâve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered havenât arrived and I canât get a straight answer on what happened to them
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James Brandt
13 days ago
Am I reading this correctly: the firms that opposed Trump's intimidation tactics have suffered no consequences, whereas the firms that struck deals gave away $900 million while jeopardizing any work with clients who have interests at odds with the government? There's a lesson in there somewhere.
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Dave Karpf
13 days ago
(4) Trump and the Republicans don't have an advantage over Democrats because they *better understand heartland Americans.* They have an advantage over Democrats because they created their own universe of propaganda outlets, and then went out and bought all the mainstream outlets. Duh.
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G Elliott Morris
14 days ago
The GOP has been extremely effective at shaping perceptions of the Democrats, claiming they support policy positions they don't actually support If your strategy, as a Dem, for winning in 2028 *STARTS* by buying their spin and lies, then you've already lost
www.gelliottmorris.com/p/the-strate...
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The Strategistâs Fallacy in American politics
The average American voter does not think about politics the way elite strategists and pundits do
https://www.gelliottmorris.com/p/the-strategists-fallacy
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Better Things Are Possible
13 days ago
I think any story about Trump's autocracy should be mostly about the people and institutions who failed to stop it. This guy isn't a political genius, everything else just happens to be rotten. 'Toddler Consolidates Power In Household' is a story about incompetent parents, not shrewd maneuvering
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Staying up all night waiting to see the results, this shit is giving me election night PTSD
14 days ago
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Jack Walsh
14 days ago
To be fair, every facet of American society is presently a command for educated liberals to stop existing.
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jamelle
14 days ago
you will note that the latest report, like all the reports, spend no time dealing with with the media environment or attention economy. (it also weirdly treats political choices as untethered from events)
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Best-looking Birdsâ win so far this year going into the bye
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Zach Everson
16 days ago
Thinking a lot recently about the outrage over Lizzo playing James Madison's flute
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Photos: White House East Wing Demolished For Trumpâs Ballroom
The privately funded ballroom will be approximately 90,000 square feet, much larger than the White House itself.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/antoniopequenoiv/2025/10/23/white-house-east-wing-demolition-nearly-complete-for-trumps-ballroom-photos/
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@NewsJennifer (Jennifer Schulze)
16 days ago
It's hard to overstate how fully engaged Chicago and the surrounding suburbs are in this ICE madness. There are neighborhood watch alerts, spontaneous crowds gathering outside schools at pick up & drop off plus madly blowing whistles and honking car horns, this city is fighting back and hard.
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Like spotting the sun for a second on a cloudy day, occasionally, itâs easy to think thereâs a better works out there behind the things we actually see
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16 days ago
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li
17 days ago
new autopen just dropped babe
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Angus Johnston
17 days ago
A fundamental problem with left defenses of Platner is that he has not responded to the events of the last week in the way that someone with a rigorous and deeply held left ideology would.
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Really, they have no sense of self-preservation.
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