Wikipedia: Jack falls down the hill and injures his head. Jill stumbles as well shortly after. TVTropes: The hill scene. Dear God, the hill scene. Not only did Jack fall down and get a head injury, his sister did as well. Water fans will think twice about fetching a pail after seeing this!

New blog post! Substack sucks and I wish fewer people would use it for their newsletters. There are so many good alternatives that don't promote far-right newsletters (and properly support RSS)!

My million dollar idea: a number station with ads.

originally tweeted this when the thing happened. reposting it here because i remembered the phrase and it made me laugh

Yeah, my discord has a vent channel. Every day one member is randomly assigned to be Gordon and the rest of us @ them with pictures of headcrabs in there. If they don't respond with :crowbar: within 20 seconds we ban them.

It’s easy to tell how close to Christmas we are by what the tūī are getting into. Right now it’s the Taiwanese cherry. Soon it will be the kōwhai. Then the harakeke. And after that it will be the pōhutukawa and you know what that means… 🪶🇳🇿

I enter the fight with my sleeves rolled up to my elbows but when I get down to 50% hp they unroll and flop impotently against my forearms

This is the infrastructure high I've been chasing ever since New Zealand took 8 years to plan and cancel a *single* tram line.

this weekend, hideo kojima and a whole host of games industry luminaries will speak at the esports world cup's new global sport conference in riyadh, saudi arabia. they are doing this of their own free will and should be judged accordingly

im tired of being this broken of a record but truly i miss cohost so much, man. i am tired of spending every week stressing over something that was never a problem there

Tastes disgusting, so it must be some kind of cure-all, or panacea...

concocting my health elixir...

Wow! This sounds fucking atrocious! Good reminder to start moving to linux i guess

Video game challenge run videos in 2015: Fallout 3 No Hit - The Beginning Of The End [part 17 of 62] In 2020: Playing Randomised Fallout New Vegas With Insane Mods... [2 hours] In 2025: Can You Beat Fallout 4 While Obeying The Five Pillars of Islam?? [22 minutes]

Pliny the Younger apparently thought sports were very stupid but it's funny that it's for the exact reason laid out in Seinfeld s6e12 ("The Label Maker")

you ever think about how in fallout 3 slavers use explosive bomb collars, but in fallout 4 they changed them to shock collars? unfortunately I do think about this fairly often

Wonderful little satirical story about how annoying it would be if everyone suddenly started shoving blue food colouring in everything, and how that would feel if you didn't like blue food colouring. blog.foxtrotluna.social/theyre-putti...

Spoiled Earth, by Jean-Charles Matreau (2003)

A Borges story about a guy who gets AI to summarize all the world’s information for him, and then summarize the summary, until the AI has the whole world summarized into a single word. He sits alone at his desk, staring at the word, repeating it endlessly, certain he is experiencing everything

really bad 1000xresist post that would not leave my head til i made it real

when you're cracking an egg, you mustn't let yourself become paralyzed by the fear that this one is gonna have something else inside. it's basically always your standard egg stuff. yolk. the other part. BUT you can't totally let your guard down either

What will it take to get you off Twitter aftermath.site/twitter-elon-m...

when you open a service you've been using for a decade only to find it out it caught the virus

zen and the art of caramelising onions

i wish the internet had a singular “i am from the opposite side of the world! stop showing me US politics unless i can take meaningful action about something!” switch. unfortunately magic isn’t real.

ugh.. this meeting could have been a 5e hack 🙄 roll charisma plus calligraphy tool proficiency to take notes, please

Unless you can go on a hot date with Phar Lap I don't give a SHIT about the horse girl game - the kiwi patriot gamer

Unless you can go on a hot date with Phar Lap I don't give a SHIT about the horse girl game - the kiwi patriot gamer

Nobody believed in him... "Garry, are you still wasting your time on that stupid game?" "It's not a game, mom." ...but this summer... "So in the game-" "Mod." ...one mod will change everything. "Well, what do you do in it? *Jack Black grins* "Anything." It's Garry's Mod—we're just living in it!

beedlebeep Hi Sam it's your friend Dick Suckman, and I'm here to connect America by having you suck my dick hahaha just playin' bro, it's ya boy Chad. Open up, I 3D printed us a case of Natty Ice and a DVD of Hot Rod.

oh these colors look great together. someone should use these for a website or something like a website

Fortunato (coughing): You’re certain the Criterion Closet is down here Montresor (picking up a trowel): Definitely. Have you thought about your picks yet

biggest thing I miss from cohost? my accumulated collection of blocked tags that meant I never had to see a single Gundam post in my feed

best meme i ever made

“i asked chat gpt” “i asked grok” Jeeves would kill you where you stand

The Agami Herons at Agami Island continue to surprise us, as even more are arriving to the rookery here. This bird is doing its courtship display as it seeks a mate. Some of the birds now have laid a second egg while others are still busy collecting nesting material. #birds #herons #costarica

Shopping around on online health sites until I find one that says its okay to drink alcohol with the medication i'm on

lets see...the new mario kart comes out and all of the sudden we have a big fight brewing in the white house. 🤔 methinks someone didnt like being hit by the dastardly blue shell...

i tell ya, my wife is bi. yeah, she bi and i pay!

screenshots of tf2 hawk tuah deathrun

Leaning tower of pizza

I would prefer hawk tuah - Bartleby the Spittener

“I asked ChatGPT-“ okay well I asked little alex horne and he said all the information is on the task

Brian Eno calls on Microsoft to cease its partnership with Israel and pledges to donate the original fee for his Windows '95 chime to victims of Israel's genocide in Gaza

Don't buy Oblivion Don't buy Doom: The Dark Ages Cancel your gamepass subscription Do not give Microsoft another red cent that they don't pry from your dead fists

The Slate-headed Tody-Flycatcher is a fabulous little bird, another one of those that's often heard but difficult to see as they flit through the thick vegetation searching for insects. I cheated here, as the adults have a favorite perch they use before they deliver food to the nest. #birds

Can we take AI Darth Vader to the in-game MLK Jr. Experience and have him learn he was wrong