It would be so weird if a video game didn't make your health bar red, and the weirdest most disruptive color they could make it is blue. I don't make the rules.

www.twitch.tv/noctrnalsymp... Playing the most bisexual game I can think of on bisexual visibility day

I am so tired of getting the shit scared out of me by National Guard waking around randomly in the dark in the middle of neighborhoods

no for real why are there soldiers on my purely residential street after dark

Last expeditions before Deep of Night changes it all! www.twitch.tv/noctrnalsymp...

I think, just once, I would like to eat a 1/4 lb spaghetti noodle. Just one long noodle. not sure how to cook something like that effectively but I think it would be a lot of fun to have a spaghetti dinner that was just one spaghetto.

Getting ready for NIGHTREIGN HARD MODE! Is a Wylder Critical Hit Build going to be enough? Let's find out together. www.twitch.tv/noctrnalsymp...

Is there anything more dipshit looking than when cops hook their thumbs in their bullet proof vests and stand around?

Trying to help get an answer for a buddy of mine

HEADS UP ‼️🚨🔔6 National Guard posted outside of the turnstiles at EASTERN MARKET. Given the last few days-probably FARE EVASION. Great use of the Guard. Jfc .

I was speaking to a Latino resident this morning, and they said that people in the community are far less likely now to call the Metropolitan Police Department if they see a crime or are victims of one. The concern is over MPD's work with ICE, or at least the perception of it.

Let them know you're filming them and keep asking the key questions: "Do you have a warrant signed by a judge? Show me." "Do you have a badge? Show me." "Do you know how pathetic you are? You showed me."

www.twitch.tv/noctrnalsymp... Nightreign time Solo challenge runs as anything BUT Wylder. That's it, that's the challenge. Me not rely on being Wylder.

DC statehood is now an imperative. No more dicking around. Next Dem majority, get it done immediately.

“Bajor will be demilitarized, and a peaceful civilian administration will be established, one that is not the Kai, not Shakaar cell, and not any other terrorist organization. This will help free our hostages and ensure Bajor does not pose a threat to Cardassia in the future.”

This might be our most chaotic and funny episode yet. Truly, our fourth member is essential to balancing our energy.

pain. first attempt at super caligo

Uh uh uh. Per DHS to local police to view a range of protest activity as violent tactics, including mundane acts like riding a bike or livestreaming a police encounter, wearing a mask, riding a bike...WALKING. www.wired.com/story/dhs-te...

Just heard someone say that avocado tastes like clean penis.

My cats sole purpose in life has recently become "eat these yellow fuckers"

"Hey, we should invite (name of friend couple) for a switch night. ...yeah make sure you say nintendo."

Goldstein is already outnumbered 1 to 1 by great pyrs, someone else needs to take this one

That whole "Let's all sit down at protests" thing is gonna get people injured and killed. When we were protesting the murder of George Floyd, we took a knee collectively and the police rushed us with batons. Don't make yourself vulnerable or an obstacle to anyone who needs to egress. Stay safe.

Fromsoft's greatest challenge yet: Have two friends. I will be attempting to play Elden Ring Nightreign solo. Ouch. www.twitch.tv/noctrnalsymp...

Pineapple jalapeno pizza

bye forever, stop replacing people with AI to make things worse than they already were, kthx

hey, it's saturday! Here's a preview of the new update we're gonna drop sometime today (probably this evening). we've added a dev console, letting you load to specific points in the game, adjust the difficulty, or use cheats like godmode! #screenshotsaturday

Nightreign is interesting not because it presents unique gameplay challenges but it presents unique having 2 friends challenges.

I'm safe 😌

We're at the vet because he's limping. I told him we're here to get him shaved.

Oh heck yeah. We're working on a 3D fixed-camera run-and-gun, and we've just dropped a free "pilot episode" demo! store.steampowered.com/app/3060340

Leaning tower of pizza

Movies like Sinners might make me like going to the movies again.

Man, seeing a helicopter and a plane at the same time shouldn't make me nervous, and yet...

THE STEEL CARNELIAN PILOT IS OUT NOW - FOR FREE!!!! I had the joy of voicing Frank Mangum and the ICE99 Leader in this wonderful thing. Huge thanks to @venicello.bsky.social and the folks at @catbirdsoft.net for having me on, and to @taschritter.bsky.social for her stupid fun voice direction.

Consider wishlisting this game on steam if you haven't already! I got to act in it, and it has been a pleasure to work with Catbirdsoft and their team. store.steampowered.com/app/3060340/...

Big news this Saturday. The Steel Carnelion pilot releases NEXT FRIDAY, May 16th. We'll see you there. #screenshotsaturday #gamedev

More "Torch Only" as the Adoring Fan from Oblivion! Come watch me (try) to beat Elden Ring's endgame www.twitch.tv/noctrnalsymp...

MRA's have literally told me nothing except I should be more miserable and more angry, and that everyone wants my life to be worse. How is that anything resembling tools to cope with modern existence?

Donate $7 to my campaign today if you want an e-thot who slays Fox News dragons from her Chicago apartment in Congress: secure.actblue.com/donate/abu-b...

3D fixed camera bullet hell? This shit is hard. anybody got suggestions?

The fear of this happening to me growing up is why I didn't report my parents abuse. Its what my dad said would happen if they got taken away. So once again, I am happy that people are finding out about it and are horrified by it. But its been happening for 30 years.

The ELDEN Scrolls - Adoring Fan to Elden Lord arc, Torch Only character playthrough. Come hang out, watch the struggle. www.twitch.tv/noctrnalsymp...

Now that the 'combat' part of the pilot is done, we're finishing up cutscenes. I finally got around to setting up MML-style pixel-art expression changes for this one! #screenshotsaturday #gamedev

Bingo at IKEA is how old I am

Now to call my own governor, Wes Moore, and challenge him to do the same. #FreeAbregoGarcia

Elden Scrolls: Oblivion Ring. Adoring Fan to Elden Lord arc incoming. Join us! www.twitch.tv/noctrnalsymp...