Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum. Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum. Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum. ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.

That's why the guillotine baskets should have handles.

I don't think I'll ever vote for a politician who isnt actively working to dismantle ICE again

Recording this is the coolest thing I got to do last year. If you want to know what a full horror movie written by your favorite YouTube funny man would be like, you should mark your calendar. And you should binge the Dark Universe Podcast if you havent to catch 3 inside jokes I slipped in.

Some facts about Venezuela that will help explain the current situation a bit. 🧵 82% of households in the country are in recognised poverty, and were unable to resist Maduro clinging to power despite losing elections in 2024, and also won't be able to resist a foreign takeover of their government.

Thomas is getting hyped for Christmas

It's Black Friday and Itch Creator Day. Splatter is 50% off on Itch for the next 5 days (buy it here: catbirdsoft.itch.io/splatter). Over the next day or two, I'm gonna post some of our old dev clips of the game from Twitter. Here's one from February 2022.

My girlfriend was talking about her car battery dying at dinner and no one at Thanksgiving appreciated my "you should name the car Gohan the way it's destroying cells" comment

I am wearing the exact same shirt as my girlfriend's father at Thanksgiving, if anyone needs me I'll be burying myself

Perfectly adapted to his environment

Today is this basically

@raskin.house.gov You say there's room for this in the democratic party? thehill.com/homenews/hou...

The Worst Detective is back at it - all 1's challenge run in Disco Elysium continues www.twitch.tv/noctrnalsymp...

what's interesting about this handholding stuff is that AAA games actually have the MOST affordance to cut those features. People will buy the new Metroid and try to push through it because it's a fucking Metroid game and they want to be Samus. They won't drop it the second something confuses them.

Just a reminder, there is no such thing as an underage woman. That's just a euphemism to make the pedophilia seem less gross.

Not to be the fun police but I do hope people know that Arc Raiders does use generative AI for voice acting, and by supporting the game you're letting higher-ups know that this is an okay practice. They try to downplay this on the Steam store page by describing the AI usage as vaguely as possible.

Something different today. I'm replaying Disco Elysium, but with all 1's for my starting stats. Lets ACTUALLY be the worst detective ever. www.twitch.tv/noctrnalsymp...

Decision Desk HQ has called the Virginia governors race for Spanberger. The millions of dollars in anti trans ads fell completely flat there.

Apparently after I deactivated my Twitter account, someone else grabbed my old username and started posting. Great site youre running over there.

Posting without further explanation

ICE in Chicago detained two people (that we know of) for filming them today, a cyclist and a neighborhood rapid responder. This in addition to tear gassing another neighborhood and brandishing weapons at rapid response—both things that have also already been going on for weeks.

Pardon me while I burst -the mozzarella sticks in my oven

It's the god damn guns.

It would be so weird if a video game didn't make your health bar red, and the weirdest most disruptive color they could make it is blue. I don't make the rules.

www.twitch.tv/noctrnalsymp... Playing the most bisexual game I can think of on bisexual visibility day

I am so tired of getting the shit scared out of me by National Guard waking around randomly in the dark in the middle of neighborhoods

no for real why are there soldiers on my purely residential street after dark

Last expeditions before Deep of Night changes it all! www.twitch.tv/noctrnalsymp...

I think, just once, I would like to eat a 1/4 lb spaghetti noodle. Just one long noodle. not sure how to cook something like that effectively but I think it would be a lot of fun to have a spaghetti dinner that was just one spaghetto.

Getting ready for NIGHTREIGN HARD MODE! Is a Wylder Critical Hit Build going to be enough? Let's find out together. www.twitch.tv/noctrnalsymp...

Is there anything more dipshit looking than when cops hook their thumbs in their bullet proof vests and stand around?

Trying to help get an answer for a buddy of mine

HEADS UP ‼️🚨🔔6 National Guard posted outside of the turnstiles at EASTERN MARKET. Given the last few days-probably FARE EVASION. Great use of the Guard. Jfc .

I was speaking to a Latino resident this morning, and they said that people in the community are far less likely now to call the Metropolitan Police Department if they see a crime or are victims of one. The concern is over MPD's work with ICE, or at least the perception of it.

Let them know you're filming them and keep asking the key questions: "Do you have a warrant signed by a judge? Show me." "Do you have a badge? Show me." "Do you know how pathetic you are? You showed me."

www.twitch.tv/noctrnalsymp... Nightreign time Solo challenge runs as anything BUT Wylder. That's it, that's the challenge. Me not rely on being Wylder.

DC statehood is now an imperative. No more dicking around. Next Dem majority, get it done immediately.

“Bajor will be demilitarized, and a peaceful civilian administration will be established, one that is not the Kai, not Shakaar cell, and not any other terrorist organization. This will help free our hostages and ensure Bajor does not pose a threat to Cardassia in the future.”

This might be our most chaotic and funny episode yet. Truly, our fourth member is essential to balancing our energy.

pain. first attempt at super caligo

Uh uh uh. Per DHS to local police to view a range of protest activity as violent tactics, including mundane acts like riding a bike or livestreaming a police encounter, wearing a mask, riding a bike...WALKING. www.wired.com/story/dhs-te...

Just heard someone say that avocado tastes like clean penis.

My cats sole purpose in life has recently become "eat these yellow fuckers"

"Hey, we should invite (name of friend couple) for a switch night. ...yeah make sure you say nintendo."

Goldstein is already outnumbered 1 to 1 by great pyrs, someone else needs to take this one

That whole "Let's all sit down at protests" thing is gonna get people injured and killed. When we were protesting the murder of George Floyd, we took a knee collectively and the police rushed us with batons. Don't make yourself vulnerable or an obstacle to anyone who needs to egress. Stay safe.

Fromsoft's greatest challenge yet: Have two friends. I will be attempting to play Elden Ring Nightreign solo. Ouch. www.twitch.tv/noctrnalsymp...

Pineapple jalapeno pizza