When I win the lottery you won't know, but there will be signs.

It's time to go to the optometrist because there is a scratch on my glasses that makes it look like there is perpetually a spider on the fringes of my vision.

This one is for my Magic: the Gathering friends

havent seen a post in months. refresh. its another picture of one of my mutuals oc's boobs. i go to hit like, but it is gone before my thumb can hit the gorilla glass. days pass like years. i look at the sun and just know its november. i see a new post. "Woo, go chiefs!". i eat my phone in two bites

Walked by the retirement homes and they were drinking 40s and smoking blunts outside.

www.twitch.tv/noctrnalsymp... LONG Nightreign stream today. Deep of Night depth 4 gaming...can we keep from slipping back down? #Nightreign #DeepOfNight

Roses are red Bunnies are hoppity

Rottweiler's are 100 lbs and like 50% of that is face and 50% of that face is tongue.

No. Trans people won’t start peeing on the floor. They’ll either get arrested or leave the state. It’s not a distraction. They really do hate us and want us gone and it’s the main event. The reaction will be assault or arrest. There. Now you know.

Wore shorts to walk my dog this morning. Wearing pants to walk my dog this afternoon. Apparently gonna walk my dog with a winter coat this evening. I love maryland weather.

Boop

Spending 350k murk on the Perfect Relic and punching Everdark bosses in #nightreign today. www.twitch.tv/noctrnalsymp...

An installment in the Steel Carnelian universe! Check it out NOW. Please?

It's the weekend again, and that means another #screenshotsaturday. Here's one of Jenny's super moves, Hex Configuration. It doesn't do a lot of damage, but it stuns every active enemy. Demo drops next Wednesday, btw. Get excited.

Today we solo Everdark Balancers, if that doesn't take all stream, its more solo Deep of Night in depth 2! #nightreign www.twitch.tv/noctrnalsymp...

Streaming Nightreign again, a new Solo Run Only file. Unlocking remembrances and beating bosses, all solo. www.twitch.tv/noctrnalsymp...

Abolish ICE is not enough. Stern words for Greg Bovino or Kristi Noem is not enough. We need prosecutions and trials. Anything short of this position fails to address the gravity of this moment.

Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum. Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum. Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum. ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.

That's why the guillotine baskets should have handles.

I don't think I'll ever vote for a politician who isnt actively working to dismantle ICE again

Recording this is the coolest thing I got to do last year. If you want to know what a full horror movie written by your favorite YouTube funny man would be like, you should mark your calendar. And you should binge the Dark Universe Podcast if you havent to catch 3 inside jokes I slipped in.

Some facts about Venezuela that will help explain the current situation a bit. 🧵 82% of households in the country are in recognised poverty, and were unable to resist Maduro clinging to power despite losing elections in 2024, and also won't be able to resist a foreign takeover of their government.

Thomas is getting hyped for Christmas

It's Black Friday and Itch Creator Day. Splatter is 50% off on Itch for the next 5 days (buy it here: catbirdsoft.itch.io/splatter). Over the next day or two, I'm gonna post some of our old dev clips of the game from Twitter. Here's one from February 2022.

My girlfriend was talking about her car battery dying at dinner and no one at Thanksgiving appreciated my "you should name the car Gohan the way it's destroying cells" comment

I am wearing the exact same shirt as my girlfriend's father at Thanksgiving, if anyone needs me I'll be burying myself

Perfectly adapted to his environment

Today is this basically

@raskin.house.gov You say there's room for this in the democratic party? thehill.com/homenews/hou...

The Worst Detective is back at it - all 1's challenge run in Disco Elysium continues www.twitch.tv/noctrnalsymp...

what's interesting about this handholding stuff is that AAA games actually have the MOST affordance to cut those features. People will buy the new Metroid and try to push through it because it's a fucking Metroid game and they want to be Samus. They won't drop it the second something confuses them.

Just a reminder, there is no such thing as an underage woman. That's just a euphemism to make the pedophilia seem less gross.

Not to be the fun police but I do hope people know that Arc Raiders does use generative AI for voice acting, and by supporting the game you're letting higher-ups know that this is an okay practice. They try to downplay this on the Steam store page by describing the AI usage as vaguely as possible.

Something different today. I'm replaying Disco Elysium, but with all 1's for my starting stats. Lets ACTUALLY be the worst detective ever. www.twitch.tv/noctrnalsymp...

Decision Desk HQ has called the Virginia governors race for Spanberger. The millions of dollars in anti trans ads fell completely flat there.

Apparently after I deactivated my Twitter account, someone else grabbed my old username and started posting. Great site youre running over there.

Posting without further explanation

ICE in Chicago detained two people (that we know of) for filming them today, a cyclist and a neighborhood rapid responder. This in addition to tear gassing another neighborhood and brandishing weapons at rapid response—both things that have also already been going on for weeks.

Pardon me while I burst -the mozzarella sticks in my oven

It's the god damn guns.

It would be so weird if a video game didn't make your health bar red, and the weirdest most disruptive color they could make it is blue. I don't make the rules.

www.twitch.tv/noctrnalsymp... Playing the most bisexual game I can think of on bisexual visibility day

I am so tired of getting the shit scared out of me by National Guard waking around randomly in the dark in the middle of neighborhoods

no for real why are there soldiers on my purely residential street after dark

Last expeditions before Deep of Night changes it all! www.twitch.tv/noctrnalsymp...

I think, just once, I would like to eat a 1/4 lb spaghetti noodle. Just one long noodle. not sure how to cook something like that effectively but I think it would be a lot of fun to have a spaghetti dinner that was just one spaghetto.

Getting ready for NIGHTREIGN HARD MODE! Is a Wylder Critical Hit Build going to be enough? Let's find out together. www.twitch.tv/noctrnalsymp...