Holy shit y’all this is not a drill, David Letterman and Stephen Colbert are dropping stuff off the rooftop of a building near the Ed Sullivan Theater!

Hey everybody RT this, please? While mural making I haven't had time to fundraise (it would be so cool if there were 2 of me). I wanna do some cool projects this fall so I gotta sell some shirts.

Since redistricting and the VRA are rightfully getting attention, here‘s info about prison gerrymandering. If unfamiliar, prisoners are counted as part of population of area in which they are held captive and not where they’re from, despite felony disenfranchisement. www.prisonersofthecensus.org

Black people are giving it these Confederates raw and uncut. This is how it’s gonna be now. You wonder what we’re thinking? It’s this. I believe this is activist Gary Chambers again in Louisiana.

look, it’s time to embarrass these people. ask them if trump could play quarterback right now for the cowboys, ask them if trump is more mortal or god, ask them if donald trump deserved an oscar for his performance in home alone 2

“Not for rinsing or washing,” they said. (Seen at Union Station.)

Between @pablo.show winning a Pulitzer and @minakimes.bsky.social being named the new host of the national spelling bee, it's been a solid 24 hours for two of the best people in all of sports media.

All hail queen Kacey! www.nytimes.com/2026/05/03/u...

Help someone today. Anyone

The essence of Huck

Springk has sproink y'all thank the maker

The first photo here is fake. A still from the same moment shows that Trump's head wasn't drooping like that. Also, he'd just adjusted his tie, which is why the guy two to the left of RFK is looking at him. Actual still at right. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ctx...

$628.27 (plus fees) for the six national championships Miami would have if Carson Beck channels 2017 Tua and hits an open Keelan Marion for a game-ending TD, beating Indiana 28-27, instead of channeling 2026 Tua and underthrowing the ball by 15 yards. @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social

HBD you silly goober!

Everyone, please wish miss Mabel Happy Birthday. She's 4!!! @darthbluesky.bsky.social

It is a historic day in our household as baby Huck has fallen asleep for the first time out of his crate! @darthbluesky.bsky.social

In honor of Miami's baby Jesus, Malachi Toney, I'm donating his old and new number 10 + 1 = 101. @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means? ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

Gonna spend the next two years spamming every elected Dem about the concept of "damnatio memoriae." Chisel his name off every inscription. Build over the various Trump Towers like they're Nero's Golden House. Remove him from physical memory, not to forget but as a sign of disrespect to the man.

🎶this is how legends are made🎶

The defense secretary is derisively comparing the media to a maligned group of rabbinic Jews, the FBI director is denying reports of drunkenness on the job, the vice president is in a two-front theological war with the pope and Erika Kirk, Donald Trump is still president, and gas is $4. Happy Friday

INBOX: Amid rising tendons between Trump and Pope Leo, the administration has abruptly canceled an $11 million contract with Catholic Charities to shelter and care for migrant children who enter the U.S. alone, ending a relationship dating back to the first arrivals of Cuban exiles in South Florida.

Fighting with the pope, thinking of himself as god, humiliated in a naval war of choice he assumed he would win easily over an "inferior" people, surrounded by kook healers and medical advisors, obsessed with familial legacy in the shadow of an actually successful father, this man is Nicholas II

This reality check by Rebecca Solnit grabs you right from the killer first sentence. Do yourself a favor & give it a read.

the kids love Mali 🥹

Gen X collectively reliving Challenger, Columbia and Cold War nuclear holocaust anxiety all in the same week is a fucking lot, y'all.

25th amendment. Impeachment. I will support any avenue to remove Donald Trump from office. We cannot leave this man in charge of America’s nuclear weapons as he threatens to end an entire civilization. And Congress must not fund this reckless administration.

you have to get him out of office and you have to do it today even if it gets blocked you force an impeachment vote right now how else can you live with yourself if he follows through with this and you didn’t do everything you could to stop it

I would really like to wake up and not find out that the president has threatened more war crimes,

Nonchalant animal noises This is what the internet is made for 😭😭🤣🤣

Travel writer Rick Steves on Washington's newly signed "Millionaires Tax"

"the secretary of defense did insider trading on a war he was about to start" what the fuck are we doing here, honestly

Simultaneously, they mock & degrade women athletes for not being athletic enough, and then when a few of us are that athletic, they say we must not be real women. The end state of this reasoning is a world where “real” women don’t — and then can’t — play sports. Policing gender hurts women athletes.

Coco Gauff’s reaction after beating Muchova to reach the Miami Open final for the first time Look at that smile on her face She’s said she’s been trying to find the joy in tennis again… Well, she found it at her home tournament Just beautiful 🇺🇸🥹

There are a bunch of little kids watching practice today, and when Malachi Toney caught a pass and jogged into the end zone, a couple of them yelled “GABOS! GABOS!” (Game Ain’t Based On Sympathy)

Hi. This merits impeachment. Almost everything he does merits impeachment.

WHERE IS @darthbluesky.bsky.social

Mabel from last summer and several years ago as the most perfect puppy ever. #nationalpuppyday

Aesop: I TOLD YOU

Huck of the day.

Fascinating. wapo.st/4v10TeD

I kept avoiding this story as I saw it go past on my timeline. I finally read it and it's absolutely insane. Women just don't matter.

The President of the United States said I insulted Jesus. You want to know what insults Jesus? Kicking the sick off their healthcare. Bombing schoolchildren in Iran. Deporting moms and babies. Covering up the Epstein files.

Moral injury. That's what I've felt with a number of recent Trump actions. Like the strike on the Iranian girls' school. I don't approve of them, but my country has done this in my name. We have to face that.

This is Huck’s first full day with us. Everyone is a little tired and some of us are chompy.

"It’s impossible to hear the secretary spout these rhymes and not picture how he must have practiced them in front of the mirror in his rumored makeup studio at the Pentagon, imagining himself the hero of an action movie." www.salon.com/2026/03/13/p...

Mid bitey face shot, hence Mabel's concern for a mere blep.

Narratively having Ever Given getting stuck in 2021 to set up Hormuz in 2026 is great foreshadowing. You want your audience to understand the basics of international shipping in a lower stakes context so you drop the real plot without a lot of saggy exposition about the minutiae of cargo logistics.