you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

SIR!!! Thank you.

this is more than just marching in full regalia to Broadview and praying outside of it this is very deftly trapping ICE into the position of having to literally - LITERALLY, to them - turn Christ away from the door any Catholic ICE officer was probably shook, I’m really not exaggerating

They'll never do it, but Portland's public transit cards are Hop cards & I would love to see this design on one. "Taking Tri-Met to a protest? We have a Hop card for that."

Chicago priest Fr. Larry Dowling describes procession to ICE facility: “No one had the courage to speak directly to us. No one from Homeland Security could stand in the presence of the Monstrance holding the Blessed Sacrament. No wonder. Evil is repelled, recoils in the presence of Christ.”

after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US. 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕. 𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking? Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

Violating the rights of a guy named Miranda is simply lazy writing

We will rebuild

this is the jacket's breast pocket lining pulled up to make it look like a pocket square

They’re using American tax dollars to fund infrastructure in Argentina because that’s where they’re all going to flee when we kick them out of office

America is under threat but it isn’t dead yet.

@govpritzker.illinois.gov 37 and Kedzie, East Garfield, Illinois. This is assault.

Federal officer blasts chemical spray into vocal but nonviolent Portland protester, video shows The interaction illustrates how federal law enforcement officers do use aggressive tactics against protesters who yell and needle officers but don’t appear to present clear physical threats.

everything is terrible so here's the Muppets channeling Hamilton and bringing me untold joy (via the brilliant brettevansmafrog on insta)

Happy national black pup day. Taylor hopes his white crest and feets don't disqualify him. His sister would like to know when national brown dog day is, ahem.

President Pritzker is going to get record ratings when he takes a wrecking ball to that ballroom on prime time TV.

I know who Pete Hegseth is. He’s the guy constantly doing bench reps in the weight room but thinks agility drills and footwork “is for pussies” He’s the guy pounding ten different steroid cocktails while ignoring his playbook He’s a practice squad all-star who wilts every time the lights come on

David Cross folks.

"one officer smiled for a selfie with her as she cried."

Added some music. youtu.be/2x5-JtDhTns

Stay right here I’m about to see if you can spend the night 😂 🐶 🐻

Duck you, Trump.

Please enjoy Mabel clutching her blankie while wearing her robe. This was after a frolic on the beach.

Portland is a beautiful and vibrant city—it is not a war zone.     The President needs to keep the military out of the Pacific Northwest.   This is yet another abuse of power. Leaders across America—in government, business, everywhere—need to push back.

Taken just a few minutes ago outside the ICE facility in Portland that Trump claims is under siege. My message to Donald Trump is this: we don’t need you here. Stay the hell out of our city.

Mornin, @thehill.com

This is literally what the actual "siege" of the auxiliary ICE building looks like

Furry friends Friday! Mabel had an excellent week at the beach.

I was back at 26 Federal Plaza today, where an ICE agent violently threw this bereft woman to the ground in front of her kids. She had not touched him. She did not pose any threat. She had to be taken to the hospital. (🎥: Elias Eliahu)

All my best to this FEMA employee, and may they succeed in their mission:

"fearing or regulating it, or opposing technological progress, would hasten the coming of the Antichrist, Thiel said" what the fuck

Seems bad for our society when you can’t make racist terrorists the villains

The Trump Administration does not do stupid things as part of a genius plan. The Trump Administration does stupid things because it is, in many ways, stupid. Evil and stupid so often go together like peanut butter and jelly, but, you know, evil and stupid.

So many coverups. Release the Epstein files. Release the Homan tapes. Release the Venezuelan fishing boats evidence.

What a great fucking metaphor they didn't mean to employ

It’s always great when TheU🙌🏽 beats the Gators💥💯

Cackling at that 3rd and 4 run for 12 yards.

Look at academia giving me a little hope

This is the absolute stupidest, most ignorant, most ridiculous, most delusional, most just flat out fucking wrong statement I’ve heard a politician make in recent memory. @Sen_JoeManchin, you need to end all public appearances. Go be useful. Go tutor high school dropouts.

Van Hollen: "Those who cave in -- those like ABC who cave in -- what they do is give the bully an even bigger appetite. When they appease they bully, they put all of us at risk."

Let me just say a simple thing. Democrats have no obligation to provide the votes to fund the destruction of our democracy. If you want my vote for a bipartisan budget, there need to be protections to stop Trump's brazen lawlessness.

Here’s what a Ball State University employee said that led to their termination:

Robert Redford playing a gentle incarnation of death, coming for a frightened old woman in The Twilight Zone episode "Nothing in the Dark" (1962). An extraordinary performance then, terribly bittersweet today

I do feel like part of the hatred extended toward Bluesky is a function of preferring to think that the alarm about the state of the country that’s common here is misguided or exaggerated. Dismissing the site as liberal doomers allows you to dismiss those concerns, too.

To state the obvious, I was not paid by the Ford Foundation or Open Society to write the column, which is what Vance is alleging and he's saying he is going after those groups. Not the first time he's spouted conspiracy theories involving the Soroses to deflect criticism: apnews.com/article/jd-v...

"Bill Kristol quotes George Washington's condemnation of 18th century antisemitism to defend transgender people from scapegoating following the assassination of Charlie Kirk" is an actual sentence