Will Navidson:

HARD BOILED DETECTIVE: another cruel sunrise over the city of the damned. another corpse. another widow. another cup of black coffee to drag my sorry ass back to life- *sputtering* ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin DETECTIVE: ME: are you getting apricot notes

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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

spicing up my life by referring to laundry as "wet cleaning"

ELVIS ORB backwards… bro lives

TROGDOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRR!

WICKED GOOD WIN 💚

This Day in Labor History: November 22, 1909. Approximately 20,000 garment workers in New York City went on strike against the horrendous conditions of their sweatshops. This strike, known as the Uprising of the 20,000, was the largest strike led by women in American history to that time!!!

ADL’s mamdani monitor puts out a statement about how he just met with a dangerous antisemite in the oval office

Which could mean nothing

wtf is chutes and ladders? when i was a kid it was *snakes* and berenstains.

Here are the 39 categories of forbidden Bluesky post, in case anyone was wondering

Statistician who uses ς to denote standard deviation if it’s the last thing in the equation

In 2028 I will vote for whoever will send Stephen Miller to The Hague.

Legality doesn’t change the importance of the Twelve Kafka Truths.

Beginning to understand why Mamdani's first move is to reform property taxes lmao what is going on

Seen a few of the epstein emails now, all with different people and it's not the main issue here but is everyone illiterate

Yeah :D

She wreck on my Edmund til I Fitzgerald

Steve Martin is such a good bluegrass musician and then every so often he says something and you’re like “oh hey that’s Steve Martin”

love that the new york times has a weekly feature called 'francisco franco's interesting ideas'. very stimulating, great to chat about at dinner parties

In the part of my language class that can only be described as “vaguely interrogate your classmates and then kinda just walk away”

Lattes are funny bc they combine potion of energy (coffee) with potion of eepy (warm milk)

To be clear, it is genuinely bad, at a time when neo-Nazism is making a comeback in American political discourse, that we do not have a watchdog organization on antisemitism that can be taken seriously. But the ADL has not behaved in a way over the past year that is worthy of that role.

This is absolutely the right response at this point. The ADL has abandoned its right to be taken seriously as a voice of the American Jewish community. Politicians should absolutely meet with a diverse array of Jewish constituents. But the ADL must be ignored and dismissed until it loses influence.

Honestly, one of the great American poems. Arguably the great American poem.

RIGHT, IN YOUNG SHELDON. ALSO HIS DAD WAS EDITOR OF THE NEW YORKER IN ITS SECOND GOLDEN ERA I KNOW EVERYBODY TALKS ABOUT HAROLD ROSS THIS AND HAROLD ROSS THAT BUT I THINK YOU'LL FIND SOME OF THE FINEST PIECES IN THE MAGAZINE'S HISTORY WERE PRINTED UNDER HIS EDITORSHI

mamdani quoting mario cuomo lmfoaoo

The guy beloved by Celtics legends Larry Bird and Bill Walton?

lmao

I pass out early because of a week of newborn related insomnia, and I wake up to a blessed TL 🙏

Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now

American left-wing patriotism is Jewish guys signing Christian anti-slavery hymns about the first Muslim mayor of New York and I think that’s beautiful

VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends

New York is a-changin'.

"nasally voiced Ivy League regulatory lawyers"

Congratulations to Ceddanne Rafaela on his first career Gold Glove Award!

Jays did in nine what the dodgers needed 18

CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag? KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag. CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this? KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable. KOKO: Hostility Interviewer

We should never forget that this synagogue was targeted specifically because of their work with HIAS on refugee rights. Seven years later, we should honor their legacy by fighting antisemitism, but also by continuing to do the work of supporting refugee resettlement and migrant rights.

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googling "longest postseason game" to decide if history is happening or if i have to go to bed

If only Vlady could but get a whack at that—We'd put up even money now, with Vlady at the bat.

RIP david lynch you would have loved a baseball stadium full of people slowly losing their minds

Horny dowsing rod that points to tall glasses of water

The teams: trying to give you more Content at same price, like the heroes they are The ungrateful fans:

Maybe if the dodgers had humpty win the salmon run...