Can't cancel this, Mr. President!

We’re trusting the former federal prosecutor on this one! Elect Mikie Sherrill 4 NJ Governor. #VoteNJ

Leavitt: "At this moment in time, of course, the ballroom is really the president's main priority."

Is removing Nazi tattoos too woke? We asked some Germans living in Argentina.

@fetterman.senate.gov what the ever-loving FUCK is your PROBLEM? The man is STEALING 1/4 of a BILLION dollars. And your hobo-looking ass is fine with it?!?

In response to Trump demanding $230M from his own DOJ for the government having prosecuted him, @jaketapper.bsky.social wrote another book about Biden being old.

@schiff.senate.gov WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING VOTING TO CONFIRM A J6 AND ELECTION DENIER TO THE BENCH?!? Fetterman I expect. Klobucher. They’re habitually lapdogs for Trump. But YOU?!? newrepublic.com/post/202072/...

The thing that makes Star Trek utopian isn’t the end of scarcity or the harmony between all peoples it’s also that the guy on the ship who gets laid the most plays the trombone at work and periodically does community theater

centrist: Where do we go from here? We have to find common ground. We can't just call the other group "Nazis." At the end of the day, we're all just rich white men with podcasts. Republican lawmaker: Welcome to Hitler Chat. I'm Hitler Republican lawmaker 2: Hello. I am Hitler as well.

This really is a GREAT sign!

💎 @mehdirhasan.bsky.social 💎 “The great irony is, of course, that 🦆 is the son of an immigrant, the grandson of an immigrant, & married to an immigrant... In fact, two of his three wives were immigrants, proving yet again that immigrants will do the jobs that even Americans are not willing to do.”

Mad King Mierdas, Leader of the Turd Reich, first of his name, bankrupter of casinos, issuer of shitcoins, inciter of insurrections, grabber of pussy, fondler of daughters, friend of pedophiles, watcher of Fox News, haver of cankles, wearer of diapers, drinker of Diet Coke, thrower of ketchup…

Powerful!!! 🥺

The call is coming from inside the house, Darlin’ ☎️🫣

Stress-Free Eric Adams Spends Day Bribing Pigeons In Central Park

"Smart People Don't Like Me": An Analysis of Right-Wing Grievance Politics (2026)

Reading much tonight on Charlie Kirk, who he was, what he said and believed -- from both admirers and those deeply opposed. It does not matter. None of it. What matters is that political violence made routine against any voice, left or right, marks us as a failing, dying republic. This is horror.

What the hell is with the sudden influx of porn bots and escorts on BlueSky’s “Discover” tab?

Stephen Miller got into politics because his arms are too weak to strangle prostitutes.

usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”

Went with the whole family to see Superman last night. From start to finish, LOVED every last moment of it!!! Brilliant cast, perfect script, so much FUN… many 🙏s to @jamesgunn.bsky.social for getting it so right. 👍 Also: Is there a fan club for Krypto the super-pup I can join? #woof

An unusual sight: President Trump is getting ratio’d on Truth Social for asking his followers to move on from the Epstein files. Some say he’s “gaslighting,” others say it will cost him supporters or even “kill MAGA.” A sampling of some replies getting heavy engagement.

This is my Epstein thread deleted by X. It was up there since 2019 and then disappeared recently. A friend found it on my backup account. can you read it here?

Quite a petard to be hoisted on

The bag of dicks this man should eat dwarfs the known universe.

Angela Paxton elected to put out a long version. ================ She could have been much more brief with the standard short version: "That cocksucker fucked around on me." -----------------------

You wanna have hope in people, but then news breaks that people are out here fucking Ken Paxton.

Paxton’s wife left him because he had a wandering eye.

Any single folks out there tonight holding a vibrator in one hand and a glass of rosè in the other flummoxed at how fetid garden gnome Ken Paxton scored a wife AND a mistress?

Just to accurately lay out the course of events, people were yelling at him because his auto-responding robot that was trained on Twitter’s userbase still displayed — against all odds — a modicum of empathy. He then made the robot speak like him and within hours it was calling itself Mechahitler.

My translator tells me "thoughts & prayers" is an American political expression that means "we'd rather have a secret police force than a weather service".

So glad we all get to experience the Most Ironic Independence Day In American History.

It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins

Due to listeria and general disgust concerns, the Bobbing for Dentures event has been postponed.

🌈 LGBTQ+ Spotlight: Rabbi DebraKolodny (they/them) is a bisexual activist and Jewish Renewal leader. From editing the first bi faith anthology to organizing queer interfaith justice work, they show how spirituality and activism can move together with love and power. #Pinks

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A Muslim son of immigrants might become mayor of NYC in part because he cross endorsed and supported a Jewish candidate and Black candidate, and vice versa. It's a beautiful American story for the rest of us. A nightmare for all the right people ;) It's so New York.

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social what exactly do you DO all day? Roll over and beg for treats?

The only reason @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social isn’t the single least useful Democratic leader of the modern era is because @schumer.senate.gov is still in office.

Trans kids deserve to live.

@marcelias.bsky.social why didn’t the Democrats fight this? substack.com/inbox/post/1... You should have had the shells for the lawsuits ready to go before Election Day. He and Musk made it clear what they were planning.

In 2016 MN Police killed a Black man named Philando Castile despite him disclosing he had a legal firearm. Yesterday MN Police released a white woman named Jenny Boelter despite her car full of cash, firearms, & passports hours after her husband mass murdered people & was on the run from police.

If you’re the senate majority leader and you’re not sure what to do, here’s a song to help you remember: Thune Thune Bo Bhune Banana Fanna Expel Mike Lee