He needed Iran to get the Epstein Files out of the news. So, he used them to satisfy his needs, now he's throwing money at them so they go away. Isn't that what he's accused of doing in the Epstein Files?

Or you could go with Dark Suede of the Moon. Either way, it worked!

Isaac Newton discovers Pink Floyd's Dark Sude of the Moon (1660s)

‘Sunlight travels 93 million miles to reach the earth, not one of them through the Strait of Hormuz,” #Scotland www.thenational.scot/business/259...

Best cartoon I've seen. And they're all great.

EPSTEIN FILES Let's remember the unredacted email that read "LOVED THE THE TORTURE VIDEO"

Pete is actually on TV with a straight face complaining that Iran has been spending its money on weapons/war instead of helping its people 💀💀💀💀💀 That’s enough irony for me for one day.

And STILL more qualified than the 🍊💩

He could have provided healthcare for less money than this war and it would have pushed the Epstein Files from the headlines. Instead, he chose to bomb brown people. Again.

He could have provided healthcare for less money than this war and it would have pushed the Epstein Files from the headlines. Instead, he chose to bomb brown people. Again.

HANNITY: “I left NYC because I would walk into restaurants and see disdain and disgust on people’s faces just because I was in the room.”

This wouldn’t be a consideration if Breonna had been white. . .how low we’ve fallen

Spread this dear ones: "Bernie Sanders is suggesting the Epstein files be read during the filibuster on the SAVE Act this week. Let's get this to TREND! Answered that for you

He said it…

Coming Soon: Iranian drone strike hits Dome o' Rock, leveling it. (false flag? Depends who you ask) Israel begins building the Third Temple immediately. Bases across the Middle East are attacked. Not drones. This would be burning Korans under unflattering cartoons of Mohamad chaos.

Happy Birthday to Sister Rosetta Tharpe, and a massive thank you to her for inventing rock and roll She was born on March 20th, 1915

Kind of ironic. Trump was elected (by those in the know) to ensure the Epstein files would stay hidden, but if Trump had gone home after losing the election, they would most likely have remained hidden for decades at least.

Let me get this straight. Instead of bankrupting the Iranian government, we're going to let them sell oil at top prices to fund the missile program that kills Americans and our allies. How did we not realize America First was a kill list?

He didn't grab her ass, call her sugar tits, or ask her about their wall, so we're calling it a win.

Trump 2.0 is the VISTA of upgrades.

I’m old enough to remember when they were going to release the #Epstein files…

20 Mar 1971, #JanisJoplin started a 2 week run at No.1 on the US chart with her version of the Kris Kristofferson/Fred Foster song 'Me And Bobby McGee.' Joplin, who was a lover & friend of Kristofferson's from the start of her career to her death, changed the sex & a few of the lyrics in her cover.

Why is this only happening now? It should have been done decades ago. They won't pass it, they'll never give up the money they make while in office.

Wind farms, solar voltaic arrays, and hydroelectric plants are doing just fine while the Strait of Hormuz is closed.

The US Constitution only works when it is a guide for honest, responsible citizens—both in control of government and at the voting booths. We currently don’t have enough of them to make that work.

This 👇 Too,From Newsom.......

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Employee Evaluation Time! Boss-"The most anyone can get is a 3% increase." Me-"Cost of living goes up an average of 5% per year. If the most I can get is a 3% increase, how many years of loyal service must I give before I qualify for government assistance?"

Why do I get the feeling the translator is now desperately trying to figure out the Japanese word for sugar tits? www.nytimes.com/2026/03/19/u...

John Fetterman is the Benedict Arnold of Judases.

Since when do presidents float policy ideas this way?

No more excuses for funding social programs.

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Oh

Since 2015, Donald Trump has NEVER stopped campaigning. He has no intention of leaving office.

Yup, spot on.

So I guess we'll be hearing Pam Bondi at the next Cabinet meeting thank Trump for saving the lives of 25 billion people.

This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast. They’ll play this in museums in future. (🎥 LCI 🇫🇷)

Your daily reminder that not a single Epstein client has been arrested. #TrumpEpsteinFiles

MAGA… You are his carriers.

His followers ignore: Wars of Aggression Kidnapping, internationally and domestically Disobeying court orders Attacks on The Constitution 34 Felony fraud convictions He's surrounded by thieves, sex traffickers, and assorted criminals. How long before he actually does shoot someone on Fifth Avenue?