Only if I can still be swept away by a flash flood in a slot canyon 🌊

If McDonald's were to sponsor an indoor sports venue, then they could call it the McArena and the crowd would be all 'Hey McArena (ay)'. Actually this is a terrible idea. Keep scrolling.

Y’all there is pillow fighting on ESPNEWS

I’m a Manhattan guy because it’s a simple 3-ingredient cocktail (2 ingredients in a pinch). 2 oz rye whiskey 1 oz sweet vermouth 2 dashes Angostura bitters As a treat, if I have cocktail cherries, I’ll add a splash of the cherry juice which provides a little extra sweetness to cut the rye. 🥃

Paul McCartney just presented Stephen Colbert with a signed picture of The Beatles performing at Ed Sullivan Theater 🥹

Yeah, not much is going great right now. But on Sunday, June 7, HBO Max is going to gift us with an Earth, Wind & Fire documentary directed by Questlove. Hang in there.

Thank you Applebee

Happy Toto at Budokan Day to all who celebrate 🎸🥁🤘 #Toto #Budokan #LoversInTheNight #BobbyKimball #SteveLukather #DavidPaich #JeffPorcaro #StevePorcaro #MikePorcaro

Explains a lot

@jonbois.bsky.social watching whitewater rafting

“Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really widely reported.”

I am hereby launching a petition to remove "Kokomo" from the top hits Spotify lists for The Beach Boys.

Commiserations to Sir David Attenborough on his 100th birthday, as he is now too old to be allowed to play with LEGO.

I hope this guy calls back

Reminder that a quarter of U.S. hospital physicians are immigrants. The reversal came without a formal announcement, because that would require acknowledging how ignorant and ill-conceived the policy was to begin with. www.kff.org/racial-equit...

Congratulations to my longtime friend & bandmate Leland Sklar on being inducted into the Musicians Hall Of Fame! ❤️🤗

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

Sure, groceries are unaffordable, but at least the gas needed to drive to the grocery store is also unaffordable.

Endangered Sumatran tiger recently had a routine wellness exam. These important checkups allow our veterinary and animal care teams to monitor everything from heart and lung health to mobility and nutrition, using tools like X-rays, ultrasound, bloodwork, and vaccines.

Saw this at a slumber party, age 9, and it wrecked my brain for years. Thankfully, the band of the same name healed me. @catbus.phd

“DHHS attributed 2024’s improved infant death rate to Medicaid expansion. North Carolina expanded Medicaid on Dec. 1, 2023.”

You’re not supposed to point lasers at airplanes because the pilots are actually cats

as far as i can tell pope leo has never mentioned trump by name hes just like “killing people is wrong” or “concentration camps arent good” and theyre all taking it personally

People who haven't had a moment of uncurated time in years are absolutely baffled by authenticity and why anyone would like it.

This is a stunning new statistic from IQVIA: 70% of new prescriptions are initially rejected by private insurers. Many of those prescriptions are eventually approved, but it can take up to a year, and about one-quarter are still ultimately denied. www.iqvia.com/locations/un...

In 1943, the Nicholas Brothers performed their iconic “Jumpin’ Jive” routine, a performance still widely considered one of the greatest ever captured on film. Original post

Imagine trusting science to bring astronauts to the moon and back but not trusting science to develop safe vaccines.

Fuel prices are astronomical and we’ve got Charlotte-Mecklenburg Police choppers out here doing donuts for half an hour over the North Tryon / Sugar Creek / Eastway area. Go home, nerds!

Swollen RFK Jr. Warns Americans Not Eating Enough Bees https://theonion.com/swollen-rfk-jr-warns-americans-not-eating-enough-bees/

Most People Arrested in ‘Charlotte’s Web’ Hadn’t Been Convicted of Crimes Despite the Trump administration’s claims that federal agents would target the “worst of the worst,” less than a third of those arrested had ever been convicted of a crime.

serena’s got us

London's 2026 Wireless Festival canceled after Kanye West banned from entering the UK www.brooklynvegan.com/londons-2026...

The 2026 NCAA Men’s Basketball National Champion isn’t Duke or UConn, and for that I’m grateful

"Welcome to my old neighborhood." Jim Lovell Source: NASA TV. #ArtemisII

Yesterday’s rainstorms in the Carolinas brought some beautiful rainbows. Happy Easter!

This image of home just came down from the Artemis II crew. Taken after their translunar injection burn, there are aurorae at top right and lower left, and zodiacal light at lower right. Credit: NASA/Reid Wiseman

not sure where i was going with this one

Fun fact from Liza Minnelli’s memoir: as a teen she babysat a young Ron Howard, who decades later would cast her as Lucille 2 in Arrested Development ✨

Harley met the Easter Bunny today.

Everyone remember to hide when the astronauts comes back.

Sorry I’m late, I was enjoying bacon

objectively the funniest critique an american could level at another country

The hometown of both Designing Women producer Linda Bloodworth-Thomason and UNC legend Tyler Hansbrough!

Oh, your town doesn’t have Outhouse Races? Can’t relate.

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

My grandmother talked like this and we didn’t let her use the oven much less run a country