Harley and her babies are here to provide a timeline cleanse.

Today’s least surprising news:

Free throws.

The video is from 2023, so how did this season even get green lighted on the first place? Why was she recently made an executive producer of the Mormon Wives show? So many failed checkpoints along the way.

INNOCENT

One of the foster kittens, Bunsen, had an injury that means she has to wear a cone that looks like a piece of bread. Harley is very concerned/confused about her in-bread kitten.

Please make her a meme.

Tina says hi.

Harley was on the St. Patrick’s Day greeting team this morning, but I could tell one of the kittens (Bunsen) wasn’t feeling too hot while the other (Beaker) planned an escape.

“Wanna share?”

Harley had to check on her babies this morning.

Both kitties had to get fleas baffs. Now they’re enjoying the heating pad while being VERY offended.

If I had a nickel for every living in my house who stepped in poop this morning, I would have two nickels. It’s not a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

Now we have two new fosters: Bunsen and Beaker. Harley is in love, as usual, and wants to know if they’re done with their food.

Erin go bark

2026 Taylor Coppenrath just dropped.

Imagine thinking Kobe didn’t want players to go all-out every game.

Wait… did the Panthers seriously sign Kenny Pickett??

Harley’s Angels

*slow clap*

Harley made the doggy daycare wall! See if you can spot her.

I turned a coworker onto Punch the Monkey and he made this light box for me as a result. The legend grows.

Post-Pilates protein

Not sure an adult who still goes by “Markwayne,” who also tried to fight the head of the Teamsters during a congressional hearing will be better, but let’s all take a moment to point and laugh at Kristi Noem.

I am a professional athlete.

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Happy March. Tina wants to know when the rain will stop. She hopes soon.

Mac n cheese special at ESO omg

You’ll never guess who keeps farting after getting some Costco cheese.

I went to Costco today, so I’ll need 3-5 business days to recover.

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“Fuck your fake shit.” - Flava Flav 👑

For science!

1) Word/phrase tics can happen involuntarily and without context. 2) But *this* one wasn’t shouted during any other presentations. 3) I don’t know if this dude’s tics are legit or not, but “a safe space for everyone” includes Michael B. Jordan, Delroy Lindo, and all POCs.

Let’s ruin all the work I did at Pilates, hell yeah.

Tina went to see her fan club today (the vet) and was completely chill and normal.

What the FUCK is wrong with Scott Fowler??

I’m glad LaMelo and the other driver are ok, but are Hummers made of papier mâché now? That tire bounced right off…

A friend gifted me some leggings that didn’t fit her. Harley decided to try and fit them on the llama when I was at work today. They did not fit and now she’s pouting.

Omg and on his birthday as well. That’s great.

Rest in power, Virginia Giuffre. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

For Harley, hope springs eternal. Taibhse, however, goes after what she wants.

crying over Japanese figure skaters I learned about 20 minutes ago having a normal one

ESO Pasta at Optimist Hall sells huge slices of focaccia, if Rory doesn’t eat it all first.