This scene proves that Ralph Fiennes deserves a spot in the next season of Dragula

Bad news: I'm having an allergic reaction again Good news: I think I've finally figured out what it is that I'm allergic to! Given that this once put me in the hospital, this is a big relief.

I will say it is kind of weird how high profile transphobes who are Just Very Concerned About The Safety Of Children universally tend to have at most 2 degrees of separation from Jeffrey Epstein

Me as a child: it must be very hard to become a CEO and be very hard work once you get the job Guy obviously on drugs speaking at a conference: the next five years of the economy should be about a dream I had where a dog spoke to me

All of the London dates on Acid Bath's tour are them supporting System of a Down in a football stadium. Much as I would love to see Acid Bath, on balance I would rather be able to pay my rent.

They still can cook on X The Everything App

Happy 13th anniversary to this pair of matching news headlines.

if you have a ring camera you are a child, terrified of the silhouette of a jacket hanging on a chair. you are lower than a worm to me. you have sold your soul to a devil that has offered you nothing in return

Every business right now thinks its such an essential part of your life that you'd give them anything to keep using it and brother I am here to tell you I don't need a chat app that bad

i have been saying for years that all Olympic athletes should have acid injected into their penises

jeffrey epstein being the first domino for the financial crash, video game micro transactions, and Gamergate is making me lose my mind

it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars

Elon not being happy despite having all the money is like someone losing at a game in tutorial mode, which he also does

The thing that would make me happiest about having money is suddenly being able to help out all of my friends, so I see why he's not getting much out of it.

Congratulations to Zarah Sultana for entering the word nonce into Hansard.

I'm using a VPN and a Real-debrid subsciption just to watch old episodes of Red Dwarf and meanwhile our leaders are emailing each other with subject lines like "RE: SEX CRIMES THIS WEEKEND????"

Drinking a little bit of bleach every day to really understand how it works.

Happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day for all who celebrate

Alea iacta est

the reaction to the death of Scott Adams should contrast particularly with the (eventual) death of Bill Watterson, who will be mourned in the style of the ancient Pharaohs, with all of Ohio entombed alive along with him

yeah, just out of interest, how many people choose the pen on the right for real work or art? See a lot of them in professional workplaces, do you?

Has anyone checked in with Robert Paxton? As I recall, his main reasoning for Trump technically not being a fascist was his lack of loyal paramilitary street militia/terror group, is he willing to use the F word now that ICE are happily filling that role?

pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things

BBC's Traitors casually reminding us that Christopher Young wrote one of the greatest film scores of all time.

I like the bit in Boney M's Rasputin where they say "it was a shame how he carried on". It's very nan-coded.

Without looking it up, which episode (and it is based on a specific episode) do you hope this is?

Oh excellent shout, people keep asking me for fun vampire reccomendations and I keep forgetting this film exists.

It's too late, I have already depicted you as the soy Samwise Gamgee and myself as the chad Frodo in this 1980s Polish illustration where all hobbits are egg-shaped.

Ask me about my Sex Pistols occult conspiracy theory.

hi, im a middle aged columnist for the guardian, here is my piece 'why a robot mass producing child sexual abuse material probably isnt a totally poggers idea'

Scanning the QR code on the agent beating me to find out I'm getting wailed on by officer Hamster Dance dot Com

More scared of seeing a freshly-opened Gail's than I am of being stabbed in most of the "no-go" areas these racist bumpkins bang on about.

Government accounts just post like this now and that’s how policy is made

Asked for recommendations for things to do while in Lisbon and so far have been recommended 3 different types of mass transit that I can go and look at. I need some token non-nerd friends.

Her crime was not being scared of him. His ego couldn't handle it.

My new "they say its like combination of coke, MD and meth" Is "I put jalapeños in the cheese sauce"

When I was a teen I had a friend who said "I read a news story about 3 Russian teens dying on this research chemical. So I ordered some off the deep Web, are you in?" To which i enthusiastically agreed. Now i'm 4 pints in and all I can think about is the veggie lasagne in my slow cooker at home.

For No Reason in Particular Here’s a Bunch of Games Where You Kill Nazis

My favourite toast is "May you see half an hour of heaven before the devil knows you're dead". Because it would be absurd to imagine that anyone drinking with me is going to heaven - but beneficiaries of an administrative oversight? Way more plausible.

This is every post about Nolan's Odyssey.

A trope I'm coming to hate is "protagonist is forced into uncomfortable working relationship with horrible psychopath, has a crisis because he finds them personable and comes to think that they're alike." You're not alike. You drank too much and had an argument with your partner. He eats children.

don't be ridiculous

magical

Just got word by word, champ. You'll get it. I believe in you 👍

Encountered the phrase "the fascism of children's faces" while reading today and fully intend to employ it in every day life. "Aww, your baby is so cute. Pretty fascist of it, tbh."