i gave mine a little hat

Went to an event the other day where a series of bands were tag teaming a live score of Metropolis and one of the silent handover sections was bang on the sequence where the MC dreams of death destroying the city. No-one shotgunned that bit? The most metal bit? Fucking goths man, I swear to god.

Explains a lot

The UK labour movement being both kicked off and then later killed by people named Kier is honestly such embarrassing hack shit.

“White people can’t handle spicy food” only partially correct. There are two kinds of white people when it comes to spicy food, ones that can’t handle ketchup and ones that put hot sauce called like “insanity joe’s devilfucking sauce” on everything.

The devs must commit seppuku immediately.

Who tf called it "strong work ethic" instead of moxic taskulinity

We can’t afford to take any chances. It’s time to sink the hantavirus ship, and all other cruise ships. No survivors.

TOMORROW YOU WILL GRAB THE SUN WITH BOTH HANDS AND DEVOUR IT. FOR NOW DO YOU WANT TO TEXT A FRIEND?

"I find it hard to conceptualise how something as complex as a human eye could have evolved through random mutation" "wow. you moron. you utter fool" "I've invented a machine that answers yes when you ask it if it's conscious." "holy shit. Let me give it my pin numbers."

the more I think about it, the more I feel like “Odysseus is from Boston” is true in a sort of ecstatic truth way

Knowledge Fight was and remains one of the all-time great podcasts. It is the rarest kind of thing: a show that entertains while having a real-life impact. Dan and Jordan helped defang and neuter elements of a powerful propaganda network. Excited to see what both do next.

can you absolutely fucking imagine living like this? babe can you please stop posting about my pussy microbiome on twitter

found your train car

gotta love it when the initial wave of "I hope they both lose" breaks on the rocks of "actually, I do hate Elon the most"

Chaos Space Marines in denial about their corruption are the funniest 40k characters. “Xarthus tensed and prepared for combat. He was a cool professional, not some deluded fanatical Word Bearer. Chaos was a tool, nothing more. He turned to his husband, Demons Pete, who was on the phone with Satan.”

Contender for "cuntiest item ever mass produced"

"wanted to see what Mr.Beast would look like without teeth"

Alex Jones is now just making supercuts of Tim & Eric sketches and freaking out. Alex Jones on Twitter: "⚠️EVEN MORE VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED: We Compiled a Super Clip of Even More of Their Most Depraved Publicly-Released Material. This is SICK FOOTAGE From The Onion Scum."

It would be incredibly considerate of Clavicular to die before I'm inevitably forced to learn who he is

Listen to @bloodwork.show

I agree with this so hard that I'm thinking of doing a neck tattoo about it

listen to @bloodwork.show

Richard II for best soliloquy though.

King Lear. A plot: a an examination of the fragility of power, familial bonds and the cruelty of ageing B plot: I WILL HAVE VENGEANCE!!! *STABBING NOISES*

Just received an invite to a press screening of a zombie film presented in "Stink-O-Vision"

Honestly the collective national level of disdain for Brits living in Dubai on all my social media platforms today really is bringing the UK together as one in a way that's hard to achieve in the modern era.

Oof. I just read your post in the most uncharitable, pedantic way possible, and I gotta tell ya: it's not looking good for you.

T shirt idea: If you hate fascists and you love any music genre the BBC will never make a documentary about we can be friends.

The problem is that Americans asking why their UK friends seem slightly less gloomy this morning are met with the phrase "Gorton-and-Denton by-election", a slew of words so breathtakingly British that their eyes instantly glaze over.

God, grant me the serenity to dig through the ditches, the courage to burn through the witches, and the wisdom to slam in the back of my dragula

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The rebuttal to this is that Star Trek is not a show about how the future could be but how the present should be. To eradicate disability, rather than accept and accommodate it, is a eugenicist ideal.

From: Cannon Fodder (1995), dir. Katsuhiro Otomo, Studio 4°C This film was designed to flow without hard cuts -- the camera just goes and goes and goes

Thrilled to discover that there's an episode of the Magnus Archives given over entirely to shitting on Tarantino.

Not to get too 'old man shouts at clouds' on main, but I recently recommended a band to a younger friend and he dug them and wanted to hear more. I told him that the band were part of a genre/moment that was mainly centred around two small record labels so he should look at their catalogue for more.

This is, and I can't stress this enough, a skill issue.

It's cold out! 🥶 Post someone who looks stylish wearing a winter coat.

This scene proves that Ralph Fiennes deserves a spot in the next season of Dragula

Bad news: I'm having an allergic reaction again Good news: I think I've finally figured out what it is that I'm allergic to! Given that this once put me in the hospital, this is a big relief.

I will say it is kind of weird how high profile transphobes who are Just Very Concerned About The Safety Of Children universally tend to have at most 2 degrees of separation from Jeffrey Epstein

Me as a child: it must be very hard to become a CEO and be very hard work once you get the job Guy obviously on drugs speaking at a conference: the next five years of the economy should be about a dream I had where a dog spoke to me

All of the London dates on Acid Bath's tour are them supporting System of a Down in a football stadium. Much as I would love to see Acid Bath, on balance I would rather be able to pay my rent.