“I am Antifacus!”

“It’s not a crime…when we do it, whatever ‘it’ is.”

Living in the trump era makes me feel very connected to my ancestors, who lived as serfs under a succession of insane moron god kings

completely unironically, this is how we'll know

Fortunately, America is the land of opportunity, and there are millions of other jobs that Lindsey Halligan is unqualified by training, intellect, and character to do.

I know I’m way late to the party, but whoa, this Carney speech. Talk about laying down the gauntlet. This is as frank as I’ve heard anyone put the situation with fortress America, and it is sobering. 17 minutes (or 15 if you forsake the first 2 minutes in French) and well worth a listen.

All huddled in one place so I don’t have to worry about talking to them. How thoughtful of them.

Maybe Trump hates Denmark because he once tried to open a large tin thinking it was filled with cookies only to find a sewing kit inside.

Every time the Trump regime uses the words "funded protesters" and "outside agitators" news outlets need to cut to this photo from last week. ICE has invaded these communities. Outside agitators don't show up in their fucking bathrobes.

neolithic guys get pissed if you tell them their cultures are organized by the type of pots and jewelry they made. "we called ourselves the blood hunters" "we conquered villages far beyond this horizon" sorry bud you're the western linear pottery culture now

America has a housing shortage. Every single housing proposal you see that is not "build more housing" will have the primary effect of pushing up the prices of existing housing, and is therefore, in reality, a plan to enrich current homeowners. In conclusion, build more housing.

elected democrats who want their constituents to remain non-violent in their protests of these abuses must actually offer a path for ending the abuses non-violently. they currently are not as a party and it’s a major problem.

He really is doing all of it.

Whether it's Barack Obama asking for Dijon mustard or Donald Trump screaming "fuck you" in a Ford plant at someone calling him a "pedophile protector," presidential norms have been challenged in the 21st century

Oh great, we’ll be able to ask it to make our enemies nude. And underaged.

Here is a video of a frozen creek that had begun to thaw, and the water was flowing beneath the thin ice on top. I took this because it was soothing and wonderfully bloopy and I wanted to listen to it for hours. You are all welcome to enjoy it, too. Let your brain settle here and rest for a moment.

If you buy a former NFL player's Super Bowl ring at a pawn shop, you retroactively become a Super Bowl champion and are automatically admitted into the Hall of Fame.

i think this professional liar is one of the most disgraceful people in media

Trust your eyes. Trust your ears. We all know what we just saw.

New, from me: The Trump administration isn’t just using social media to shape a narrative. They view the world through a social media lens in a way that is plausibly corrupting their judgment and undermining their performance. Welcome to the clicktatorship. 🧵 donmoynihan.substack.com/p/life-under...

The FEDS drugged and shot Fred Hampton in bed. Philly cops blew up a building in the 1980s and most people don't even know the MOVE bombing happened. I think you're downplaying how normalized US death is.

Things can always get stupider

My full statement on Trump’s unconstitutional military operations in Venezuela:

Why is that Aussie-themed male strip revue called Thunder Down Under when Penile Colony was right there.

A message for you all to carry through the year

Liberals say that our democracy is dying because elites are too craven to stand up to Donald Trump. They’re wrong—our republic is dying because elites are too craven to stand up to Donald Trump.

If the Texas plaintiffs want us to overturn the new congressional maps, they are welcome to come back and prove that they would actually favor Democrats. by John Roberts (joined by Thomas, Alito, Gorsuch, Barrett, and Kavanaugh)

If you get killed in real life, you'll die in virtual reality too

inventing a fun new game where you get really wasted and put all your kitchen knives on the floor with the lights off. i call it Scary Floor

And did absolutely nothing to stop them.

Hellfire and damnation upon everyone, EVERYONE involved in perpetuating this cycle of abuse. Parents, preachers, everyone. I can only hope the victims of this are safe and cared for and have the space to move forward as they are able to.

I get it folks. It’s the holiday season, things are tight, but Linda doesn’t make these kinds of requests for grins and giggles. I’m in for $50, can anyone else spare a dime?

I know times are tough all around, but if you’ve got a few bucks to spare, this is another great spot for them. I gave, I hope you’ll consider giving too.

Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.

the only good accent work on earth is old money transatlantic american to make fun of rich people accent

One wonders what all else is going to come out of these files?

Absolute end of an era. Not having the Sonics anymore makes this hurt just that much more. RIP coach Wilkins, you will be missed.

I’ve called my senators (Cantwell, Murray) this evening to urge them not to vote for any CR that does not contain ACA funding. Took just a couple of minutes. I urge you all to do the same, and to do it now.

It's important to see both sides. Yes, I get that most of you support right to repair laws. But corporations also have a right to make life objectively worse.

“Fffffemalessss are ruining my workplace, with their insistence on wearing clothes, and their demand for equality!”, spat Ross “The Ferengi” Douthat.

How, uh, shocking. Follow the money, just about every single time, and you’ll likely discover the motive for a cover-up.

Get it while you can, folks! I’ve ordered mine, don’t miss out!

You Will Live To See Man-made Horrors Beyond Your Comprehension, Charlie Brown

I know it’s rough out there folks, but if you have some coin to spare, this is a good cause. I’m in for $25.

"How do you expect to win back men...?" We don't want those men. They are the hot dogs on the floor of humanity and we still have all these nice prepped hamburger patties if someone would just let them cook.

All of us or none of us.

People don't need more evidence to conclude he's a white supremacist. Evidence isn't the issue here. The problem is convincing people that white supremacy is a threat rather than something they can elide and quietly benefit from without actually saying they like it.

the actual story here, which the media never talks about, is that police in this country have become a discrete right-wing political operation. the story isn't about cops leaving (they're lying about that), it's about the police trying to exert influence over elections.

@ninedogs.bsky.social If we‘re gonna have organized religion, it ought to be doing a lot more of this, I think.