Maximum Rocknroll

Hero paleontologist Sam Neill has died. He never would have crushed our dreams by suggesting Dinosaurs had lips, like the Sickos in the “scientific community” did. @theonion.com

BREAKING A federal judge NULLIFIES the purported “settlement” behind Trump’s $1.776B slush fund, finding there was never a “case or controversy” — and referring his attorney for possible professional discipline. Doc storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Michael Fanone's take on Lindsey Graham is one of the most powerful I've read:

Nancy Mace would lose to Casey Anthony, in part because she has slightly less morality than Casey Anthony. Let her run against a doctor who hates her, I'm begging you.

Do it @stephencolbert.bsky.social

Private equity is buying America's hospitals and nursing homes. The playbook: pile on debt, sell the building, cut staff. The result, one landmark study found: patient deaths up about 11%. #news #information #privateequity

Think. About. This. The U.S. Treasury receives the revenue from most of Venezuela’s exports, then disburses it gradually to Venezuela through the country’s private banks…. Mr. Rubio and his team set the conditions on what that money can be spent on, and by whom. www.nytimes.com/2026/07/11/u...

Restaurants need to stop with the QR code menus. I came here for a meal, not to day trade crypto.

People of the SF Bay Area! My band Flippy Floppy (we do Talking Heads covers) is playing tomorrow evening at Retro Junkie in Walnut Creek (playing Talking Heads songs). Come witness us play (Talking Heads songs) live! retrojunkiebar.com/events/?effe...

How should Iran respond if Trump assassinates their leader? Oh, wait.

The longer you look, the weirder it gets. #GoofyAlbumCovers

ME: i can’t drink this it’s expired WIFE: it’s just natural spring water ME: it’s summer now carol

Playing badminton with Mitch McConnell. We talked about the midterms and Iran. I took the first game 15-0 because he is unresponsive and lying on the ground.

Why did the Congressman invest in Apple? He was trying to make money in cider trading

This is Rocky. He just stopped by for a quick mid-zoom check in. Seems like everything is fine though, so he'll be off. Good chat. 13/10 (IG: rockyybowboa)

These guys fuckin' suck.

That “smoothgroin” shit was pure projection.

Go down Messi to Egypt land, let my people GOOOOAAAALLL

Behold, one form of historical methodology in the legal academy. No, I won’t just point to my sources. Why won’t you answer *my* question! Also, you’re an ignorant rube.

every time you go away you take a piece of meat with you – paul young getting dumped at kbbq

A photo of a Black woman surrounded by members of a white supremacist group on a Washington, D.C., train has gone viral, with several users suggesting it's the "defining" picture of America today. www.yahoo.com/news/us/arti...

Hi hello I was going to do a full thread on the Great American State Fair later but it seems I'm starting early: why in the fuck are PragerU, Patriot Academy, and other far right groups the ENTIRETY of the Department of Education booth

Elaine Chao meets with China's vice president 3 days after McConnell's hospitalization Imagine the Fox News headline if they were Democrats www.wlky.com/article/elai...

This is one of the weirdest things I've ever seen. Fox News asked him to wave and he then waved. At the TV, not at them

Trump is watching the Fox News feed of himself watching Fox News

(n) the smell of a podcast studio

For those too young to know this, there was a period where HIV was called "gay cancer," and then later GRID (gay-related immune deficiency)

Ernest Goes AnalMaxxing Is that a thing?!

I want the pin! *You* want the pin!

Adam Sandler reboots with “Lil Ernest”

The Bravo Gritty Reboot of this set on Murder Mountain was AWESOME. "Ernest Goes to Humboldt"

I LOVED the one before this called "Ernest Goes Out - But ONLY FOR ONE."

I I I I have become on top of your mom

Ernest Goes to Little St. John (Americans may not know that in Europe this was released as "NO! ERNEST NO!")

Ernest Goes to Town on That Ass.

This is pretty fucking sick.

went to guitar center today to try out playing a fender bass VI. there was a young girl there playing seven nation army on bass with her mom, dad, and grandma just beaming at her. they ended up getting the bass for her and she seemed over the moon. gonna carry that sweet moment with me for a while.

Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC

This will be a thread of tips for people suffering through their first god-awful heat wave with no or subpar AC. I'm a perpetually broke Southern Californian so my ideas run cheap.

I'll summarize this: Mamdani asked NYers to keep air conditioning at 78 degrees. A wave criticism hit online. A MSNBC broadcast pointed out the US Department of Energy recommends that 78 degree figure. Immediately after, the US Department of Energy deleted 6,000 web pages related to energy saving.

Stupidest times. We live in the stupidest of times.

Bluesky rn

Just invented a new kind of toaster that follows you from room to room and reports all your activities to The Monolith. All traditional models of toaster will be phased out over the next 3-4 minutes. Consumers are excited to submit to The Monolith.

Please respect our privacy at this time. Also, the wedding will be held at Madison Square Garden on the Fourth of July, sponsored by Tostitos.

Exactly

My cover to The Amazing Spider-Man #1000, my initial sketch, the inked art, and my initial color pass.

Working at America 250 has to be the worst job in the world. "Hi, I'm from America 250 and-" "Fuck off, asshole!" "I think you're confusing us for Freedom 250. It's an understandable mistake. ... hello? Hello?"