Hank Green and Patton Oswalt are dutiful preservers of the traditional performance of the 2016 conservative "triggered lib" caricature; this is the only way to explain how embarrassing their rhetorical instincts are despite being so otherwise thoughtful and media-trained.

#3157 A helpful tutorial

This is what they took from you

It’s hard to believe but there was a cartoon about an immigrant mouse and it was seen as totally fine and not controversial and not woke because it was an aspirational and nice thing about America that people could come here and find a better life

oh just straight up gutter racism!

they should make a sleeping position that’s comfortable

if you are a veteran that should be disqualifying for holding elected office

Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.

Maybe I'm too cynical but I assume 99% of the numerous Palestinian-family-in-gaza fundraisers are scams/grifts preying on the well-meaning & that the money goes to someone in a totally different country/situation.

A traveler from an antique land--great guy--said to me with tears in his eyes "Sir, two vast and trunkless legs of stone stand in the desert." And I said wow, that's really something. But we'll be building a big beautiful statue to my hubris and it will stand for eternity

We must destroy every screen with a bat

"Manosphere"... you mean this thing?

feeling extremely vindicated as a guy who has never cared about Radiohead

"say ahh" ahh dentist

Persian conservative talking head in the 9th century: "Woke mathematicians have apparently made a new type of math called "algebra" were letters can identify as numbers, and if you ask them which numbers the letters are, they tell you to 'figure it out'. This is only going to confuse our children!"

I can only assume this was inspired by Dan Hentschel

Timothy McVeigh raised the profile of the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building

Iconic

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Bros trying to fix alienation from consumption, labor and others with more alienated labor.

this is as close as the modern person gets to the feeling of opening a treasure chest

I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes

All systems of political accountability are being dismantled by bought morons and this dipshit thinks that tone policing and liberal civility politics is gonna help leftists get into office, which is a take you could only have after a traumatic brain injury or being in a coma for the last 10 years.

i cant imagine how it must feel to be some hot shot arabic scholar that got inspired to join the FBI to catch real terrorists or whatever after 9/11 and fast forward 20 years you gotta investigate property crimes because your boss is a psychotic runt

Anyone else want to watch Stephen Chow as Garfield getting the shit kicked out of him from the Hong Kong 1994 movie Love on Delivery cause I can’t stop watching it

Am I having a stroke bc I'm trying and failing to identify even one thing on that plate

mr beast talking about the human lives he has trapped in simultaneous simulations with "cant wait to upload these" is why black mirror can never be as good as it used to be

They should have just made these live action Disney films rated R. Would have loved to see the Beast call Gaston a little fuck boy and rip his head off

Here queen, you dropped this

People are so fascinating and by fascinating I mean stupid and wrong

They did it. They finally invented an actual torment nexus

Mayor of LA: someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my city is dying

Deus Ex really was fucking cooking huh

Hey man, thanks for your reply. I’d like to study your brain in a lab

fascinating to watch a global superpower tear itself apart for no good reason

God forbid a woman have hobbies

Liberals think not shopping for one day with no stated demands and no leveraging power is gonna do literally anything and they must feel so much happier in their ignorance. Maybe I should get some brain damage

Crazy to be the richest person on earth and still fumble the only person dumb enough to think you're smart and cool

i'm looking for a job. my resume is i can do anything and everyone likes me

drugs have taken too many beloved celebrities from us over the years but drugs also have a rare chance right now to radically rehabilitate their image

Getting into prayer in my late 30s but it's to manifest the CIA gifting us a "Musk dies of suspected ketamine overdose" headline in the near future