its crazy that twitter is just 8chan now

(R) Massie

I think the most straightforward framing that captures the severity of the situation is that the government of the United States has been seized by a mad authoritarian regime not meaningfully distinct from Putin or Kim or, well, Maduro, and its members must be brought to harsh justice

So many people over decades have been called conspiracy theorists for suggesting that U.S. intervention is driven by capitalist interests, and the interests of the oil industry in particular. Now the president just says it outright in press conferences and interviews.

I mean, why call your congressman? They’re too chickenshit to do anything.

It’s also that he’s this black hole of charisma. “Use forbidden words!” He’s the easiest guy to hate.

like 75% of dem messaging right now should be “the party led by epsteins best friend is breaking into pre-k childcare centers so they can record your toddlers and put the videos on internet”

Still a few hours to go. 🤡 mashable.com/article/elon...

Attacking a data center like it’s The Bastille, everyone fleeing with a bushels of RAM to desolder and resolder the chips. One peasant coded guy with a wheelbarrow of SFP+ modules. Manifesting this for 2026.

HAPPY LEMON PIG TO ALL!!!!!!

the markets seem pretty confident that the next year is going to be called 2026. i still think it’s gonna be glenn. my money’s on glenn

it’s kind of weird that short form video is devouring all other forms of media but there’s apparently no market for videos to accompany popular songs?

idk i'm not a lawyer but i feel like shutting down an entire state's childcare payment federal dollars because a 23yo posted a tiktok feels like a certain lack of seriousness or due process

Off to secrete my Turkish bribe money in my knapsack.

If you say “I support mass deportations,” the liberal will say that surely you only mean duly convicted criminals, despite the obvious contradiction. If you say that “Palestine will be free, from the river to the sea,” the same liberal will say you are calling for another Holocaust. Delusional.

“John and I had to write Ticket to Ride after playing the ghost train bit in Final Fantasy 6.”

Taking his popular knapsack stuffed with bribe money to solve the conflict.

how are you celebrating California Has Filled Up Its Water Reservoir Day today, citizen comrade

"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—" You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.

I believe this is what people mean by "gooning"

Heritage American is not a race of people. It’s a clothing brand, they complete with L.L. Bean. I like their camping coffee mugs.

Holy shit, I was visited by three ghosts last night and we totally hit it off! Turns out I actually knew Future from the Jacksonville Florida industrial scene way back in 94! Amazing musicians all!

*plays an accordion* a musical instrument from a more civilized age.

God Rest You! Merry Gentlemen

Please though, please don’t joke I Robot this Christmas. youtu.be/x3zBOEJ-ndg?...

HES AT HOME, WASHING HIS TIGHTS

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Huh says here I’m top 5% in overdraft fees.

The Dunning-Kruger Effect and the Streisand Effect, when merged, become the Bari Weiss Effect

Someone at CBS needs to leak this entire segment.

Not a historian but like to research. The AI might summarize what I'm looking for, but it doesn't find what I'm *not* looking for. The book on the shelf next to the one I wanted. The insight in chapter 6 based on the quote I needed from chapter 4.

Maybe those Tumblr witches really did hex the moon. 🌕

chatgpt is much like an improv comedy group 1) you are the audience, giving it prompts 2) it produces things roughly shaped like your prompt 3) it is trained to respond with Yes, And 4) it has the factual accuracy of improv 5) it does not understand comedy

Went from the former to the latter after getting one.

This was my biggest tweet over in the bad place. It will live here now. 🧙‍♀️🎄

This is what a hangover looks like.

This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.

everyone’s mad pitchfork gave this album a 3.5

Not that it will but the willingness of Americans to obey is a very funny contrast with our self-image and should probably prompt some reflection bsky.app/profile/jonf...

Lord, I see what you've done for others. It’s real sick shit, frankly. You belong in jail.

I just remember that support for the war in Iraq was prepped with months and months of propaganda. Bush was popular at the time, too. War with Venezuela has none of this. It’s insane.

Every town in the country just littered with overturned cars and burning garbage bins.

Channel Awesome-era YouTuber that reviews children’s music named The Music Giraffe.

Same way I found out about Epstein

it's 1988. Under cover of night, Ringo Starr slips around, making his case and calling in favors. One by one, they step in line. Ringo. Paul Simon. Barry Gibb. John Fogerty. Carl Perkins. Thus begins the strange and terrible saga of the Dark Wilburys