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Dee Morris
1 day ago
You ever just stop everything that you're doing and look at your pet and be like, this is a creature I have invited into my home for no discernable reason and somehow I would die for them.
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may! š strowilI's wedding planner
2 days ago
cats will be like ādoes anyone wanna see my buttholeā and not wait for an answer
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Emma Bolden
8 days ago
i donāt want to earn a living, i just want to pet cats
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Hey boss, canāt do my notes for work. Please accept this as an excuse note.
9 days ago
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It should be illegal to go to sleep with a headache and wake up with one
11 days ago
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Project Hayle Mary
12 days ago
I cannot die before I've pet a raccoon
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Happy happy happy
12 days ago
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BitterOldPunk
13 days ago
Me: what is your objective here Cat: Comfort. I am motivated solely by personal comfort Me: ⦠because it sure SEEMS like you are arranging to sit so that you can thwack me in the face with your tail Cat: sheer coincidence, I assure you
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Sure would be great if this like 80 year old man would stop touching me every time he leans over
13 days ago
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14 days ago
having cats is really fun i get a new scratch once or twice a day
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The best part of a counseling conference is all the cardigans
14 days ago
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Are you mad at me?
15 days ago
They should invent a life that is less expensive
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Me, packing a bag for a work conference only 45 minutes away: āThink I should pack my knitting?ā
15 days ago
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I think we all should be proud of me for only having 3 bins of yarn and extra craft supplies in the garage
17 days ago
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Rosie Fletcher
20 days ago
Forget tradwives, I'm becoming a tradspinster. I own a cat and the local children think I'm a witch.
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aj
21 days ago
one of my favorite things about being alive is that sometimes iāll meet a cat
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akc certified puppyposter
22 days ago
sorry for being shy around new people I'm like a shelter dog you have to acclimate first
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21 days ago
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evacide
23 days ago
Adulthood is just cycling between "If I don't say yes to every opportunity, no new opportunities will ever be offered to me" and "Oh no, I have said yes to too many things" over and over until you die.
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Thomas Beck
23 days ago
The world would be a better place if we all stopped doing whatever it is weāre doing and just tried to be worthy of our cats and dogs.,
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QuackGhost
23 days ago
To the people who take their dog out without a leash and unsupervised : Don't do that. For the safety of both your dog and others.
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Getting two roots canals is quite the way to start a Monday
23 days ago
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Youād think decreasing my meds would decrease the brain fog but apparently not
26 days ago
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Derek P., Storyteller & GM
27 days ago
Just a reminder that you are required by law to say āBiiiiig stretchā whenever your pet stretches.
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camcantanything
28 days ago
What if dogs lick us because they know there's bones inside us
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Theyāre playing Jesus music at my dentists office
27 days ago
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cait (and adonis)
28 days ago
hi yeah sorry I'm gonna be late to work today, the cat needed to make biscuits on me for thirty minutes
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Work happy hour- Coworker 1: *just got married* Coworker 2: *bought a house* Coworker 3: *bought a house* Me: *having a crisis*
28 days ago
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I told my therapist to listen to Noah Kahan and if I donāt get an email from her between our sessions with her feelings about it Iām gonna have to rethink our relationship
29 days ago
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Fossilized Tree Resin
29 days ago
When someoneās shitty spouse deeply hates you, it is similar to being liked by a dog someone says is skittish. Feels like a badge of honor.
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Jessie Mihalik
about 1 month ago
Cinnamon and vanilla fall into that class of ingredientsālike garlic and cheeseāthat must be measured with your heart. 1tsp?? I think we can do better than that!
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Ben Tallen
about 1 month ago
I'm working today which, as it turns out, is not as much fun as going to a bunch of bookstores and blowing more money than I should on books.
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David
about 1 month ago
I really hope today includes you meeting a new cat
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Is it being Gen Z or having depression: sometimes doing my notes for work is easier on my phone than my laptop
about 1 month ago
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The Phantom Tollbooth Quotes
about 1 month ago
āBut thatās just as bad,ā protested Milo. āYou mean just as good,ā corrected the Humbug. āThings which are equally bad are also equally good. Try to look at the bright side of things.ā
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken
about 1 month ago
My favorite thing is when you stop petting a dog and he puts his paw on you like, āWeāre not done here.ā
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about 1 month ago
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Idk anymore man
about 1 month ago
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šŖ»š¦taterāøāøš¦šŖ»
about 1 month ago
The Great Divide by Noah Kahan is a 15/10 album. No notes. It's perfect. Devastatingly beautiful. Emotional rollercoaster in the absolute best way.
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Ben
about 1 month ago
New Noah Kahan tonight - huge news for white dudes who should be taking a little more Lexapro
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Anthony Michael Kreis
about 1 month ago
I think Noah Kahan is a little angry in this album... and I like it.
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Pre gaming for The Great Divide by crying already
about 1 month ago
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Ian Boudreau
about 1 month ago
Crash out? Me? Hell no. I just go directly to bed
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Emily āæ
about 1 month ago
It's illegal not to say "big stretch" after your pet does a big stretch. Sorry, I don't make the rules.
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False Knees
about 1 month ago
How To Live A Good Life
#oldknees
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FįŖį¢ į©įŖNį įŖįF
about 1 month ago
All Iām saying is if I was going to write a book about a boy who never grew up, I wouldnāt have called him Peter Pan. I wouldāve named him Constanteen.
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JšŖæšŖā¢ļ½”źŖą§ Ėā
about 1 month ago
Women are amazing. That's it. That's the post.
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Itās Noah Kahan week!!
about 1 month ago
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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN
about 1 month ago
I love the age old ritual of carrying your cat around to help it catch a bug.
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Nick Andert
about 1 month ago
Immediately won over a cat I was told didnāt like people. Undefeated as the cat whisperer.
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