Wait, how did Michael Chiklis get tossed into the mix?

Woe, wall of astigmatism be upon ye

He slep He zooms

Truly the only way forward is to cast these devils out of society the second they are unmasked These monsters are incompatible with a peaceful existence, and should know no peace themselves for the rest of their miserable lives, I truly mean that

Having suffered the pain of a tooth infection I can unequivocally say that this man died in absolute agony. The type of nerve pain that will have you screaming and wondering quite rightly if you’ve gone insane This man was tortured through neglect, and everyone involved is an irredeemable monster

Japanese artist Masayo Fukuda hand-cut this life-sized octopus from one sheet of paper. Known as Kirie in Japanese (translated as “cut picture”), the art form involves cutting intricate forms from a single sheet of white paper and then contrasting it against a black background to reveal the design.

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I had to get in bed early because Floof was having dangerous, unhinged zoomies. He wouldn't stop attacking my feet. It was extremely painful and not fun. I was allowed to be in bed for almost a whole entire minute before he was sitting on my chest, nose to nose with me.

How I arrived on Bluesky. Frankly, how I arrive everywhere.

I was able to watch the movie PRIMATE for free, but 40 minutes in, i feel like someone needs to pay me to finish watching it.

I will not apologize for how cute my cat is today.

YAAAAAAAAAAY

hi i am groceries??

Floof insisted on putting one foot in my ear and pressing the other against my forehead as he went to sleep.

I will not apologize for how cute my cat is today.

hi i am groceries??

I took Floof for a walk in the backyard & some of his feral siblings were on the other side of the fence. They can't hang out because viruses & fleas. It's EXACTLY like LADYHAWKE except they're all just cats all the time and there's a fence instead of a curse and it doesn't matter what time it is 😭

Absolute Poison Ivy STOP I can only get so bisexual 😭💕😭💕😭💕

i don’t want to click a link and i don’t want to subscribe to anything what i want is to fight god under the blood moon

I finally hung up my Samara Emerging from Her Well glass art! It only took like three years. Wooo!

Floof has finally developed Awareness of Toilets. He's always liked going in the bathroom when I'm in it because feral cats like to do all their business in groups. He's starting to want to sit on my lap in there. Which, NO. NOPE. So now he sits on the back of the toilet while I go.

I FORGOT THAT NEW TATTOOS ARE IIIIIIIIIITCHY

I would give anything to meet this bird.

Taps the sign yet again.

What about a feral cat's first time realizing that paper bags can be toys too?

I bought one of these for the ferals. My neighbor and i have joked that they always make toys instantly vanish. I thought that only applied to small things like balls and fake mice. Nope. It's nowhere to be seen. How the fuck???

May I offer you a Floof in these trying times?

stepped outside for a vibe check and saw a beast fuckin hauling ass towards Bethlehem

May I offer you a Floof in these trying times?

ON MOUNT CHIXCULUB AND MARS MINOR The Moon is the world’s tallest mountain, but, in turn, its only mountain without a base. Throughout its phases, its peak faces away from Earth, taunting astronauts and mountaineers alike to take the final climb. It.. www.greaterrealityarea.net/on-mount-chi...

Ignore my unkempt hair and look at these fantastic FUCK ICE earrings

dialed.gg I wanna see your numbers, people.

I think that if sunfish could, the would be sunbathing in the sky ☁️ #art

I just woke up and we're doing a new forever war, huh? Could we at least have waited for me to have some coffee?

I just learned that you can get an abscess BEHIND YOUR EYE, and I will be puking until the day I die. HOW DO YOU DRAIN THAT???????? (Someone my mom knows is in the hospital because of one. I am fine.)

I cracked my GP up while talking to him about the pelvic nerve block injections that started my medical crisis. I still need to keep getting them. I have so many trigger points in my vagina that two doctors have described my pelvic tissue as "crunchy" 😱

I CAN'T STOP OBSESSING OVER MY TATTOO. 2 weeks until it's complete in all its gory glory. 😍

Talked a lot with my tattoo artist about AI, which we hate with fervor. Of course people walk in with AI generated art all the time, which often shows things that are not even physically possible to do in real life. One woman told him she'd used chatgpt to make a description of the tat she wanted.

Dracunculus graviditatis is a specialized parasite of the uterus. Ingested larvae pass the intestine and migrate to the uterine wall, releasing anandamide and hCG analogues. This tricks the body into a false pregnancy state, which the nematode uses to grow to lengths of up to 2 meters.

this is so god damn funny

When the bottom of your sock gets wet

TODAY'S THE DAY!!!! SHARK MONSTER AHOY! I love that we're not pulling an image directly from the book because there aren't many panels that show its full body. Some people get the image on the left, but he's all scrunched up. We're gonna do a glorious full length shark and then Junji Ito it.

I've written up a brief script for anyone who wants to call or write your representatives regarding this bill (yes, even the ones you think won't care). PLEASE DO THIS IF YOU ARE ABLE. This bill *cannot* pass. You can find your representatives here: www.congress.gov/members/find...

This is a Nazi move. Stripping people of rights, invalidating their IDs, setting them up for criminalization and imprisonment. If you don't support trans rights, you support fascism.

I JUST REMEMBERED I HAVE A KARAOKE MACHINE!!!! And my cat just learned what a karaoke machine is.

It seems all Kansas-issued trans drivers' licenses are invalid, effective tomorrow It is now illegal for trans people to drive a car until they surrender their license at a DMV (that most will need to drive to) and have it reissued with the wrong gender marker This was never about woman's sports

Help. Please. Someone bring me coffee. I cannot move.

FLOOF IS ON AN ADVENTURE

The glass and chicken wire ravens by Joan Danziger are amazing 🤩

Floof needs eye drops five times a day right now, which is a lot to keep track of in my little ADHD brain. I decided to have Alexa help me. I told her to track how many times I said "Alexa, I'm giving the cat medication." I'd quiz her to see if she'd gotten it right, and was pleased with the results