I spoke to Mitch McConnell for about twenty minutes, and he told me about the tragedy of Darth Plaguis the Wise. He was right though, it wasn't something the Jedi would have told me.

It's not making phone calls that sucks so hard. It's navigating. The fucking. ROBOTS. You can't just talk to someone. You have to listen to a menu. You have to press the right buttons at the right time. You have to say "human" over and over to get through to someone who actually understands. FUCK

I'm grateful to be in therapy and educated in mental health matters as well as having my undiagnosed unmedicated mother before me as a visual aid, because at least I understand the basis for this deep rage welling up inside me. I never get irritated anymore, I go from zero to someone's gonna die.

*types the last sentence* There. The narrative is done, that's the story. Now I just have to decide if I want a smutty wrap-up or just leave it as is. Crowley on my shoulder: Is that a serious question? Me: Hahaha of course not.

I feel like I've been fair and kind to all, but I'm drawing a line at being censored and made to feel like I am not allowed in this fandom. Whether you like it or not, Asanthony happened. It is canon. If we want to celebrate their love, which was created by Aziracrow's love, on a bench that (1/3)

I don't know how to explain the idea of ​​this art briefly. So I won't explain it at all. Sorry. Т_Т #goodomens #crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow #IneffableHusbands

I support this

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McConnell on the phone.

Anthony wore those sunglasses into the bookshop because he thought that taking them off dramatically after stepping inside would make him look cool and mysterious. Alas he is a stuttering dork in every universe.

I think an ant may have bitten me on the ass

Lol I call she-bop self-care as well

But touch my tears with your lips Touch my world with your fingertips And we can have forever And we can love forever Forever is ours today

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90 things I like/love about #GoodOmens3 in 90 days, day 32: This date. They look adorable ❤️ #GoodOmens

Im working on a longer comic so have something shorter today :) #asanthony

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This is barely satire. I remember reading a story about a guy who got lost at sea and said Actually the peace and quiet was kind of nice 🤣

In I think it was The Longest Night we find out that Crowley was behind this.

Asa's favorite Jellicle Cat is Skimbleshanks. Anthony pretends that the show is too silly for him, but secretly he ships Mistotugger.

One of these days I'm going to write a whole ass fic detailing exactly how the Metatron used the book for mind fuckery. It's probably not going to get a lot of traffic bc it will be solely from his perspective, but I'll have fun.

天使、天使、天使 and 天使　(2/3)

so philadelphia held a ben franklin look alike contest and i truly have to say, we are at our absolute best when we are both unserious and whimsical 😭😭😭

When my ex accused me of emotional abuse I almost laughed in his face 🤣🤣🤪

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My favorite graham cracker treat is the mammo-graham. Lightly toasted pink marshmallow squished between two graham cracker squares. Add a dollop of pink icing or brown icing and a red or brown m&m.

Never EVER going to get over the absolute side eye Aziraphale flashed him at this. First a nebula now my asshole boss, WHEN WILL IT BE MY TURN???

Further evidence that Toad is Crowley. *Feeding kink unlocked*

"New reference pic for all you horny fan artists out there, you're welcome"

I am officially inviting everyone to celebrate the first annual Crowchella this September 1st! Create art, edits, and fics inspired by everyone's favourite lovable demon, Crowley! You can post them with #crowchella! Can I get a wahoo?!

Midnight Vows 🔥 #BookSky #IndieAuthor #MidnightVows https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0GHXJ4D1V

“She feels the ground is giving way But she thinks we're better off that way The more you take the less you feel The less you know the more you believe The more you have the more it takes today” “Last Night on Earth” by U2 #GoodOmens3

i saw "independence day" in the theater in 1996, and friends, i will never forget the way the entire audience literally and ecstatically CHEERED when the dog escaped from the explosion. that dog could have won an election for president with like 95% of the vote in july, 1996.

90 things I like/love about #GoodOmens3 in 90 days, day 30: This line. Sweet & a lovely parallel to “you go too fast for me” ❤️ #GoodOmens

The look of love is in your eyes The look your heart can't disguise The look of love Is saying so much more than Just words could every say And what my heart has heard Well, it takes my breath away #GoodOmens3

I just had a hilarious mental image of David's plane touching down in Atlanta and the first thing he does when he takes his phone off airplane mode is text his wife: GEORGIA I AM INSIDE YOU.

All rise for the national anthem youtu.be/JgE4saWgdGw?...

It’s been a year since Donald Trump slashed SNAP funding in his “Big Beautiful Bill.” Here’s how many people have lost food assistance in each state. Alabama: -52,480 Alaska: -422 Arizona: -469,400 Arkansas: -18,549 California: -300,838 Colorado: -26,095 Connecticut: -33,599

Annual #4thofJuly reminder: 🌟✨Silent fireworks are a (vibrant! festive!) thing.✨🌟 There are other ways to do this - every bit as good & for many (people living w/ ptsd, anxiety, noise sensitivities, pets & wild animals, the environment, asthmatics, and just... anyone who breathes), way better.

Definitely a "I don't condone it but I understand" moment for me here. 🤣🤣 I don't have strong feelings about Taylor Swift, I like some of her songs, but the tea spilled around her is always delicious.

I don't care who you are, where you're from... (Awwww) What you did, as long as you love me. (Wait. WAIT.) (What DID she do? I feel like that part might actually be important)

Fell the Marvelous and the Serpent of Eden; a certain bookseller and astrophysics professor; a priest and his gardener; a camboy and his best friend who turns out to be his follower. Together in every universe and life, time after time.

Instead of asking for people to not use their AC in the heatwave, how about turning off the data centers instead?

Four spoonfuls of sugar, half a dozen dashes of ginger in a HUGE Dunkin cup of water with a straw (very important) equals finally my damn stomach might actually let me sleep, fuck.

I really love Too Sweet by Hozier as a theme song for Crowley bc he wants so badly for everyone to think this is him while he's drinking fruity cocktails and iced mochas on the down low 🤣🤣

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Went to the ER last night for a clunk on the head (mild concussion, nothing serious) and my only thought during the CT was, If I end up dead or disabled and miss Dragon Con I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD... Priorities lmao

Everything in their universe is so fluffy and comforting, no wonder I was addicted