Anyway I finally finished another chapter of Eternal Flame. Management appreciates your patience during these unprecedented times.

Sometimes you finish writing a chapter thinking, Oh the readers are going to hate this, I'm so sorry 😭😭😭 And sometimes you finish it thinking, Oh the readers are going to hate this, I'm not sorry 😈😈😈

In the book Mary reads a lot of women's magazines during her glow up process so I'm pretty sure she woke up from a dream about orgasms.

Bentley has two fluffy blankets in his crate and is resting his head on his empty porcelain food dish.

Killjoys: "Even if it happens it won't actually solve anything and our problems won't be magically fixed--" Listen. I'm always going to celebrate when a terrible person can't hurt anyone anymore. Die mad.

What #GoodOmens #GoodOmens3 #IneffableHusbands

I used to be friends with someone who called himself a Trekker, not a Trekkie, and sneered at people who said that Tom Baker was their favorite Doctor. He was also forty years old and hung around with teenagers, so we're not talking about the apex of emotional maturity here.

Pretending I'm Aziraphale singing along to Free from Kpop Demon Hunters actually heals me.

Their plan is to wear you down until the average American treats everything like they do gun control, just another problem that will never be solved so why try?

There's got to be a way to turn this into a PWP set during the finale

Alpha behavior is only observed in animals that are out of their element with no family or friends or emotional support, lashing out at an unfamiliar environment and trying desperately to make sense of it all. The only difference is that in humans this cage is largely self inflicted.

Perfect no notes

This is true of art and writing as well. You have to suck for a while before you get good and that grey period where you're not as good as you think you should be is the WORST. But it's necessary. It has to hurt in order to heal.

Wait. Wait no. I mean yes this but FIRST. ERIC punches him. He'd always wanted to hit an angel.

It's indeed possible to beat bad things backed by big money

You came You called

There are a lot of great things about the Afroman Saga, but the greatest, imo, is that a man was victimized, abused and insulted and told he had no power... And instead of giving up... He made music. And he laughed at them. And now we're all laughing at them and that's so fucking beautiful.

I read "A Life in Too Many Margins" to Bean and she highly recommends it; especially the chapter about her. #ALifeInTooManyMargins #BookSky #QueerLit #Books #Disability #ActuallyAutistic 🌈📚️ shop.toomanymargins.com

trying to stop the possibility of a thought occurring:

Reminder that my full-band History Of Heavy Metal is available to watch for free on Youtube! SIT DOWN LARS! youtu.be/pzmHmtSbfOk?...

Emily the little lamb Had fleece as black as night And everywhere she brought a man Who looked prepared to fight

americans have absolutely no idea how badly the war is going for the united states, all thanks to the gutless, witless journalists who refuse to cover the facts of the situation

6:14 AM, the cottage kitchen: So many people are trying their best just now, but feel they are not Enough. Please be kind. In small ways. In very large ways. In cupcake-shaped ways. In polite Please and Thank You ways. The World is difficult. Please be kind. ✨️✨️✨️

Me acting nonchalant and pretending I don't care about the Good Omens 3 poster so it comes faster

Day 72 of posting a picture of Aziraphale and Crowley until they come back to us.

Made the mistake of attending a firearms defense course out of curiosity. Now I'm getting spammed with fear mongering stories about people getting arrested after using their guns for defense. Yeah, that's normal. That happens. That's why you only pull it when it's worth the risk.

*homeschooling flashbacks*

Granola is probably the perfect snack except it's terrible to eat in bed.

I'm going to see Melissa Etheridge in concert this summer! When I saw that the tickets were still available I started to buy two figuring someone would want to go with me. But then I reconsidered. A concert venue in summer. Full of lesbians my age. I should fly solo for this one I think 🤣🤣

Please don’t use algorithm avoidance speech on here. You don’t lose points/views here for saying the real word, but what does happen is your euphemism will scream right past someone else’s muted words. If someone needs to avoid mentions of suicide, your unalive has just put it in their timeline.

Ever look at your pet and be like COULD YOU CALM THE FUCK DOWN FOR TEN SECONDS IN TRYING TO PAY MY BILLS LEAVE THE FUCKING CAT ALONE!

Voice of Luigi in upcoming Super Mario movie Charlie Day was asked who his favorite Luigi’s are, and he said Luigi Mangione

You ever just curl up under a blanket and be like, Hell yeah lying down under a thick blanket fucks, and when the cat curls up next to my face and purrs that's even better. Let gravity do its thing, and just be one with the soft.

You ever look at your pet and be like, Holy shit here's this creature I've brought into my home and I love him so much it's insane.

This donut is insane. It's an old fashioned covered in chocolate and fudge so it's crispy and sweet and chewy and it's like Ilya is grinding on Shane in my mouth.

Catch me in my space feelings tonight I wrote this back in 2021 and still like it for those feelings archiveofourown.org/works/29553594

APRIL FOOLS

Yesterday the therapist and I brainstormed ideas for keeping on task without burning out and I spent about a hundred dollars at the craft store picking out colored folders and stickers for my utilities and chores. Why don't Trapper Keepers exist? That shit was great. I want one with a unicorn.

Charcoal drawing. Azicrow 1601. #goodomens #goodomensfanart #azicrow #charcoaldrawimg

seeing a lot of "higher gas prices won't affect me because I don't drive very much" and unfortunately it is my sad duty to inform you that your food does not teleport to the grocery store

a world without trans people has never existed and never will

What's the meaning of life? That Good Omens 3 is out in 42 days

Happy Trans Visibility Day! Haters can take a flying leap! Enjoy this cuddle.

so say we all

That trailer be dropping soon! I can FEEL it in my funny bone! Another leaked scene? *cocks shotgun* Another leaked scene. #goodomens

Hey all, we still have a limited number of these charming stickers left over from our last Romancing the Vote. In honor of SCOTUS fuckery on today, the Trans Day of Visibility, we'd like to offer you the chance to get one. (Thread continues.)

🏳️‍⚧️✨️Happy Trans Day of Visibility✨️🏳️‍⚧️ The guild will always be supportive, encouraging, and an inclusive space for trans people. If anyone is transphobic, then this guild isn't for you. If you are a trans creative, please share your work in the comments! We will share each one 💜

NOT SO SECRET NOW IS IT Oh wait it’s #TDOV I bet tomorrow it’ll be invisible again 😔

Plenty of dogs don't like this either, btw, they're just too polite to tell you to stop. I'm convinced that the vast majority of "he snapped out of nowhere!" incidents is caused by dogs tolerating discomfort over and over until they can't take it anymore. No idea what that's like...

When you know you should go to sleep but don't want to bc this is the only peace and quiet you've gotten all fucking day.