The most old-man musical opinion I can give you is "I miss the days where I could understand what MCs were saying and every beat didn't sound like trap"

Don’t know why it made me think of this

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I'll take my shot at refutation. I don't hate America. I loathe everything you and your kind is doing to undermine and destroy its honor, promise and humanity. So I will join with millions of others in dissent, which is the most American thing there is. You lying, fearmongering, cowardly trash.

[hot chocolate “you sexy thing” voice]

[to the tune of Eleanor Rigby]

Vic Mensa, an American rapper born and raised in Chicago, breaks down ICE raids and the politics of division.

Chat GPT

When I’m asked to do more than two things a day

Mine would be John Prine or Hayes Carll

CEO / Warehouse employee / Middle management

When your custom character appears in a cut scene

“He’s so cooooooool! I Love him!!!” vibes

My three year old:

@davidjroth.bsky.social would you eat John Fetterman’s airport floor sandwich?

“Dear Penthouse, I never thought this would happen to me…”

This Ryder Cup is brought to you by The Lawnmower Man

/to the tune of "Buffalo Soldier" Michelob Ultra

Someone at my work is having a bad morning

I believe the psychology is likely “dad never hugged me”

I want a star studded song like “We Are the World” except it’s about how everything is shitty now.

These two screenshots are from the same mobile game ad

This is the “mocking SpongeBob” of ETs

This is like if ET fell into the toxic waste from Robocop

NSFW a band The Fupa Fighters

The most ironic thing is Trump’s the easiest presidential mark in history for comedians. He’s the gift the keeps on giving.

Still really pissed this one only lasted one season.

Perhaps people should live their lives not fomenting hatred against minorities & extolling the primacy of the gun in society that leads to massacres in schools & their own end all for financial gain & but hey, that’s just me.

This is true, the sperm count factory here had to close it’s gotten so bad.

This reminds me of when I was a teenager and a bunch of us went to a concert with Shai/Silk/Bel Biv Devoe. One the girls we were with came running over to say this guy sold her a towel “BBD used” and it was just some regular ass white hand towel. Bet that dude made a killing.

America has become this, but it’s grifters

Roller coaster

Playing GTA 8

[Putting up my dukes in a fight] Meet my good friends Schumer and Jeffries

Taking the cracker and the barrel off is crazy.

Copycat

John Wall made UK basketball cool again, him and Boogie Cousins together was so damn fun to watch.

I love to show up every day for my job, which is standing around holding the front of my tactical vest and getting told to choke to death by thousands of passers-by while 11 of my coworkers handcuff a roofer on his way to work. Every night I drive 80 minutes home, thinking about nothing at all.

Yes it’s spam, but you can’t pass up an opportunity like this

My access to legal weed

This is exactly like getting mad at your partner because of something they said in a dream

Built like a black diamond slope