That is not a fucking word, Wordle, you fucking fucks

Yeah no shit

MLB is like the Democratic Party in that they’re deeply concerned about popularity and all their actions seem to be aimed at capturing some mythical person who has never become a baseball fan and will probably never become a baseball fan meanwhile baseball fans are yelling PLEASE JUST PLAY BASEBALL

Being required to take mandatory Workplace Violence training when you work fully remote is hilarious

This Netflix music usage is brutal. Loud, unnecessary, and played over the talking.

How the fuck did Mitch outlive Lindsay Graham??

Let's see if the King of England still has some pull.

One of the dumbest things you can do is to be rude to your server at a restaurant.

messi

"Zlatan, can I ask you a question?" "No."

That the U.S. appears to have completely visibly given up after a catastrophic own goal fuck up is a little on the nose.

President Trump pls endorse the Dodgers

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU DIPSHITS

With 11 minutes of stoppage time, England subs out Harry Kane and replaces him with Harrier Kane. Will it be enough? Harriest Kane quietly fumes on the bench.

"COCAINCAF" is a text I just received

Eleven minutes? Hahaha

Pac-12 After Dark died so World Cup Después Del Anochecer could rise

My children, who are A QUARTER-MEXICAN, are both rooting for England. You see me wearing the shirt, right?

I WAS MAKING DINNER

This match is like if Pac-12 After Dark was the World Cup

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue

One of the reasons why the ongoing meltdown about Zohran asking people to set their A/C to 78 bothers me is that it seems to be a symptom of post-COVID unwillingness for individuals to do anything for the common good, and if we don’t have that we’re in a very bad place as a society.

Wow!! Simon Baron-Cohen, the Cambridge Professor who coined the term “extreme male brain theory” now says the term is “unhelpful.” “There’s a kind of myth that autistic people lack empathy.” www.theguardian.com/society/2026...

If by “unhelpful,” he means “actively causes harm,” then okay.

who could've possible seen this coming

Whew I was worried bribery didn’t work for a minute www.nytimes.com/athletic/742...

fifa has to respect local laws and customs, and in america all it takes is a five-day waiting period to get a balogun

I'd watch that movie. It's a dark comedy.

This sport is dumb and I hate it. I’ll be back in two hours for the Switzerland Algeria match.

They what

oh he on DRUGS drugs

i need to know how and why "take me home country roads" became a sports anthem

the lesson here is that levi’s stadium is a cursed place

Great penalty kill by the USMNT

What a gorgeous free kick by Malik Tillman.

these folgers ads are getting more unhinged

Ten minutes? This is the opposite of home cooking

sorry you will have a what now

TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE, WITH A BUNCH OF SCRAPS

My wife: the US is preparing subs? Why?? Me: There's only 10 of them and they're tired!!

BALL DONT LIE

Red card, or as they call it, Sam Alito’s Revenge

I wonder what Rafael Devers would look like in an organization run by adults

That's not Catholicism, James.

devers is trying to get this loser fired and you’re upset? that’s more valuable than anything this team has done in weeks!

Devers dodging the butt slap in the dugout has me in tears

My wife: "Spaceballs is on PBS!?!"