Any time you can do something a legendary lefty has done, you gotta do it

80 is a pervy number for a goalie

My partner Trapezius Melkington would like to see something in a Belgian waffle

I always forget to do before pics of a before and after project, but I just put together a shelf for the lil storage space under the basement steps and FOLKS. it is '*~*transformed*~*'

a vow to the vowelless, maybe

I am about to go to the library to hear a talk from one of the co-founders of Weird NJ, starting off teacher convention weekend with an extremely New Jersey activity

Seeing Parks and Rec slander and nah, sorry, just don't have time for that today. If I were that person I would simply develop good taste

two-time loser baby let's get it

Gus, that's so 40 minutes ago. I bet you're still telling your friends to chillax

Arsenal scores just got added to the leaderboards and player pages. Between the diverse, top-notch voices and proprietary stats you won't find anywhere else, there is no better deal on a baseball subscription.

I wrote about BP's arsenal scores today, how you can use them to understand pitching better, and where you can find them on the site. I don't remember being this excited about any other stat rollout:

Through just two degrees of separation I learned that the head barstool loser doesn't communicate at all with places about doing his pizza reviews, is impersonal when he shows up, is rude about space, and kinda just bounces afterward. The amount of good publicity he gets over it sucks

If you find these words insulting I encourage you to hug more people and stare at more sunsets

Lmao

"Without the Goliaths, all you're left with are a bunch of Davids throwing rocks at each other. Or worse, not even bothering" www.baseballprospectus.com/news/article...

If you go to Zack Littell's player page on BP, you'll see that his beard looks like he glued on and painted some peat moss

the cool thing about not being able to watch the football game because of a pissing match between two companies with monopoly money is i also can't watch bob's burgers as the most soothing background noise possible

here's the thing: i just don't wanna

Also hey, if you want there to be more questions for my AMA on Tuesday at noon than just "What is the Joe Buck tweet?" feel free to jump in: www.reddit.com/r/phillies/c...

I've caught myself scrolling a lot lately in unhelpful ways so here are a couple things that have been a good kind of devastating:

Lmao, Herbstreit saying "just dressing like that should be a penalty" is the funniest way he could possibly encapsulate himself

Banning seven nation army from the brains of baseball fans. Seven nation army is banned now

Nathan Lukes #2 hitter makes for a deeply unserious lineup no matter what

As we all get ready to watch Game 7 and I get ready to be petty and post "go Phillies," here's a bump for Justin Klugh's latest, which is as poignant as ever at capturing how October has felt in the Delaware Valley www.baseballprospectus.com/news/article...

"side soreness" has to be code for "oblique stuff" right?

I've caught myself scrolling a lot lately in unhelpful ways so here are a couple things that have been a good kind of devastating:

I wonder how at his age he can go this hard. A special pill, maybe

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Good luck to everyone with a rooting interest in Game 7 tonight. Me? I'd be ok with both teams somehow losing

THE ARSENAL METRICS ARE LIVE ON LEADERBOARDS AND PLAYER PAGES! plus, we've made some accompanying updates to StuffPro and PitchPro. Thread with details -->

Never not surprised how long NHL guys stick around

I wrote a story for the magazine about what's going on www.seattlemet.com/news-and-cit...

I had an initial interview this summer where they called and wanted to interview me four hours later. It lasted 90 minutes and I felt disoriented after. 9.5 hours is perverse

Does anyone have any links, preferably data driven, about COVID impacting how a whole generation of kids interact with general social contract stuff? Could you share them with me?

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absolutely irate that Snell has looked this way tonight, now, finally, after his previous playoff starts this year. gonna go barf

I just keep thinking about sandwiches and pizza

HEY! Speaking of total ass: www.baseballprospectus.com/news/article...

Man reenforces monogamy after conducting an affair overnight

How does the overturned call look large if it was correct

I find it fascinating how much TV broadcasters rely on the camera to tell them what to talk about instead of just spotting it

Smoltz saying you gotta pull the pitch only for IKF to line into an out at the third baseman on the pull side is incredible

Seeing people just have their phones out when Ohtani's up is a bummer. Reminds me of that picture of LeBron breaking the scoring record and everyone in the crowd is doing the same thing, and hardly anyone actually witnessed it

I just closed out all my tabs from writing this last night. Uniquely cathartic knowing you're slowly winding into writing offseason mode. Read my last piece on the postseason to get ready for Game 4:

My last bit of postseason writing. Missiles, ropes, Brett Myers, redemption, and the potential limits of Shohei Ohtani:

JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th [Sun rises] [Sun keeps getting bigger] JOE BUCK: My god. We only get so much time before we are burned from this earth. I should preorder Justin Klugh's hilarious debut book, "Summer of the Cheap Wieners." www.brooklinebooks.com/978195504158...

They still stopped selling beer after the 7th, didn't they

hey is it me or is this game taking forever? whattaya say, boys, lets get some outs here

while I'm all fired up I'll just let the Red Sox have theirs (again) for trading Mookie: You dopes. You absolute dorks.

classic Marc Wegner home plate moment leading to an absolutely goofy, potentially consequential outcome. congrats, Marc