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Dismal day - I never found a rhythm for the real world. A body and mind made out of thumbs. Plus none of my pinholes worked; such uniform failures that I wonder if my developer mix was off. But I do like the science fiction of my tripods standing all alien in a world of back and forth water.

🚨 The EU is trying to quietly weaken nature laws during summer break. We have 10 days to stop this. Don't let them destroy our forests, rivers & wildlife in silence. #HandsOffNature www.wwf.eu/campaigns/it...

Torn between 3 and 4 as my favourite @martin_gillie

Good evening @bigdaveg.bsky.social have you seen the list of named storms for the upcoming season?

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Me: I will just put my wine in the freezer for quarter of an hour to rapid chill. Also me:

Solid Bulgarian culinary insults flying about at work tonight. Managed not to snortlaugh while refereeing an argument.

£100 reward for its safe return 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥🐟⚓️💀

Thanks google AI but I meant to type “shut”…

Happy birthday Ciara - and everyone else: Buy some art. It’s fabulous.

"We've boldly gone by mistake."

#BookSky 🤗🫢

#WeekFForFire #AlphabetChallenge A marvellous selection of fireplaces at Blackwells Arts & Crafts house in Bowness-on-Windermere, Lake District. Also #TilesOnTuesday

It's always a Dave...

Good afternoon @martingillie.bsky.social do you think the ducks would like this?

Good afternoon @viagelliareturns.bsky.social

Apparently it’s World Embroidery Day so maybe you’ll enjoy this aerial landscape I made of my beloved childhood haunt - the White Horse of Uffington. An @nationaltrust.org.uk site from the later Bronze Age or Early Iron Age. Find out more here www.oxfordarchaeology.com/uffington-wh...

Motherfucking wind farms…

Lilia has been gifted these capybara's.

Good evening staircase havers. I have recently moved from living in a bungalow to living on three floors (same space, wildly different layout). Robo-hoover takes care of the floors, what do you all do to de-fluff your carpeted stairs? Little in-car vacuum? Something specialised? Please help!

Do you ever wake up in the middle of the night, thinking about an embarrassing thing you did once? Don't worry, everyone does that (thinks about that embarrassing thing you did, they think and talk about it all the time).

Been to the tip, saw this.

Another Pride and Prejudice remake on the way and still no Muppets version. When will the world get the Miss Piggy as Mrs. Bennet we deserve

royalty free, exactly

Choose your bedroom (Art by @dimda_)

Good morning @nocsclipboard.bsky.social

An episode to blow away the weekend cobwebs. Episode 271 - Wild breezes in the reeds (30 mins) Sit in the long grass next to tall reeds swaying in the wind. This is a perfect spot on the Hoo Peninsula on a warm May day. bit.ly/LenHoo4

Sooo I was at a coffee shop and the girl in line behind me decided to ask if I’d heard about Jesus. In the United States. In 2025. “I have heard the sales pitch, yes,” I said. “I’m happy with my current religious services provider and not looking to make a switch.”

This week I'm launching "The Big Green Books 500 Club". It's a pretty simple plan, but with your help, we can start to regularly send £500 of books into schools who need them. It costs just £1 a week. Here's the plan. biggreenbookshop.com/big-green-bo... Please share (and join!) Thanks.

"remaining in tacked". Wow.

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Good morning @nocsclipboard.bsky.social youtube.com/shorts/D5bge...

This #buyastrangerabook offer from @catphoto.bsky.social keeps on rolling. No takers last week. No takers so far this week. A free book to anyone who works in the service industry etc, up to £20. Check the offer out and if you'd like a book, do get in touch. UK only

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Do I have any chemists to hand? I have questions about lithium chloride.

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Lol.

Chonksome stilin', Nethermost Pike and lenticulars.

I would like to write a movie in which somebody makes a gremlin by feeding a Mogwai after midnight and then they take it in a helicopter to the middle of the ocean and drop it. And then the rest of the movie is just a disaster movie as the ever-growing tsunami of gremlins approaches land.

@jpmsandie.bsky.social @loukellett.bsky.social @villacheez.bsky.social @markyoddbod.bsky.social @bigdaveg.bsky.social

My employer is looking for a Dublin-based manager for my team, a good role for someone who wants to balance the managerial side with some hands-on engineering work. Happy to talk answer any questions about the team and role by DM! careers.toasttab.com/jobs/manager...

Our mortality survey of Doctors Without Borders staff and their families reveals almost half of people killed in the war in #Gaza are children. We call on Israel to stop the genocidal campaign against Palestinians and to lift the siege. www.doctorswithoutborders.ca/palestine-ms...

That's elephant for "you little idiot, you could have hurt yourself doing that" accompanied by a clip round the ear.

brilliant The Day Today-esque headline, 10/10, no notes.