Dave is going to keep me up all night ffs.

Pleasing.

James Bree.

"Storm Dave"

There are now 10 toilets in Space International Space Station: 4 Crew Dragon Docked at ISS: 1 Soyuz Docked at ISS: 1 Tiangong Space Station: 2 Shenzhou Docked at TSS: 1 Artemis II on way around Moon: 1 This will be the first time a toilet has left low earth orbit!

Absolutely pissing it down here...

Naturally I have ended up full of cold on my day off.

One of #DavesGreatestHits back in the day... youtu.be/C2cMG33mWVY

The new X-Men film looks shit…

What a lovely day.

Captain it's Wednesday

Received a random unsolicited parcel yesterday. Thought it was one of those scams I'd read about and didn't bother opening. Naturally it is Villa merch. Could be the "membership pack" that we've been waiting for months for?

@missvillafan.bsky.social happy birthday NeeNee hope you're having a great day.

“You should go out more” No thanks, I've seen enough.

Spurs surely must be at the point where they are about to give Big Sam a ring.

Who else just loves being at home? No noise, no people. Just quiet. Surrounded by all the things I love. There’s honestly nowhere else I’d rather be

A dominant performance at Meadowbank Stadium, and three points at home 💛 Thank you for your support this afternoon, Citizens 🫡 #OurCity

Close to the perfect address...

@bigdaveg.bsky.social amazing what they can do with AI these days... youtu.be/D2hT7M-E0fc

I've had this stuck in my head all day and so now you can too... youtu.be/NFhclaf8wlY

Tonight I am mainly supporting Crystal Palace

I have bet on Chelsea tonight.

Fair fucks to the Dingles, their commitment to trying to ruin everyone's season is quite something.

This has been the most Wednesday feeling Tuesday.

@lizanneh.bsky.social happy birthday, hope you have a great day.

@jonesy73.bsky.social 👀

Captain it's Wednesday

“Get your crown on, you’re nicked”

@bigdaveg.bsky.social I've seen something new in the supermarket and I know you will like it...

My Friday 13th is living up to the reputation. And that was before I broke a mirror a couple of mins ago.